Archive for July, 2015

Your Almost Daily Louie, Which Is Not Getting Enough Attention Because Donald Trump is Hogging All the Stoopid

July 16, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so while we were distracted by the Republican Presidential Parade, Louie has started to compare himself to Galileo.

“Since when does science not allow opposing viewpoints?” asked Gohmert. “Well, they didn’t allow Galileo to make an opposing viewpoint.”

Obviously he doesn’t understand why Galileo was silenced.  It was the damn church, Louie. The church silenced him.  You know, like you’re trying to do with the Pope.

LouieGohmert:Trash_aDuring an appearance on C-SPAN this week, Gohmert said that Pope Francis, who has been strongly addressing climate change lately, was a victim to liberal media bias and that climate deniers have been marginalized like Galileo. “The trouble is that [the Pope] has been persuaded that climate change is something that is dramatically affecting the planet right now, he’s bought in to all this,” Gohmert said.

So see, Louie, you’re the Anti-Galileo.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

 

But He Is Not A Racist

July 16, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, I’m gonna take you all the way to Washington State to find this doozy.

PATRICK_RUSHING15_t210The mayor of a small city in Washington reportedly admitted that he called President Barack Obama “monkey man” and first lady Michelle Obama “gorilla face,” but says he will not resign over the racist comments.

He says he’s not racist so he’s not going to resign as mayor.

He also told local NBC station KHQ that the comments were just “playful back and forth banter that my friends and I do.”

But he’s not racist.

The newspaper found what it said were at least 75 posts and reposts, including an image that suggests both the president and his wife should “hang for treason.”

Not racist.  Not.  Racist.

In some posts, Rushing also claims to be a follower of Jesus Christ.

See, not racist.

And neither are these people.

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Thanks to Mike for the heads up.

And He’s a Doctor, Y’all

July 16, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Houston is a fairly liberal city.  We’ve had Democratic mayors, including minorities and women, since about 1970.  But even Houston has its share of batcrap crazy Republicans.

UnknownDr. Steven Hotze is president the Conservative Republicans of Texas, a group so far rightwing that it tilts south and sometimes digs holes for itself.  Hotze is a medical doctor who runs voodoo medical clinics where he profits off of made-up drugs.  He’s a creep preying on sick people.

Dr. Hotze is obsessed, totally obsessed, with gays.  You’d think he would have a created a drug against it by now.  See how he’s bald?  That’s because his hair caught on fire while he was running around screaming, “The gays are here to kill us!”

His latest?

“They want to intimidate individuals, churches, schools and families to celebrate those that participate in anal sex. That’s what they love and enjoy: anal sex. And that’s bad, that’s evil. It’s a terrible thing to try to do and they want to try to teach it to kids in schools,” he said. “Kids will be encouraged to practice sodomy in kindergarten.”

Hell, in my house kids were still practicing not wetting their pants in kindergarten.

One more question:  who sits around and thinks up stuff like this?

Thanks to Chris for the heads up.

Primed for Disappointment

July 15, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so a couple of my friends and I have been keeping track of all the special bargains on Amazon Prime today.

Ho boy, if I needed cheap silver jewelry or about fifty iPhone cases, this would be my special day.

But my favorite was this.  Click the little one to see the big one.

 

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Now, how much did you say that plastic measuring cup cost originally?

My favorite line?

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Major Garrett Can Kiss My Big Blue Butt

July 15, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Apparently Major Garrett wanted to make a damfool of himself in front of 50 million people, and he sure got his wish.

Watch President Obama bust Major Garrett to Private Garrett.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WB9R6DrysI

If that question was any more loaded, Garrett would need a designated driver.

And if a reporter had done that to George W Bush, the entire cast of Fox News would be screaming that he emboldened the enemy.

The question about hostages in Iran is a legitimate question.  The claim that President Obama is behaving in an unseemly manner is not.  Nor is the editorial comment of leaving people “to hang out to dry.”

You can take the boy out of Fox News but you cannot take Fox News out of the boy.

 

Calling All Foreign Correspondents!

July 15, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Guys, i have to go tend to Momma this afternoon so if any good stuff breaks about Jade Helm, post it here.

Meanwhile …

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