So Tom DeLay went on the electric radio and lectured us poor ignorant peons.

We don’t understand the constitution or the Supreme Court.  He says that the Supreme Court doesn’t have “people to enforce their rulings.”

DeLay claimed, “right now, the American people don’t understand that the Supreme Court, when it makes a ruling, it’s just an opinion if no one enforces that ruling.”

Gosh, I wouldn’t say that to Governor Faubus on the Little Rock schoolhouse steps or George Wallace at the University of Alabama.

Then, to get prissy about his book learning, DeLay says…

DeLay argued that “it’s not in their authority to write law by ten unelected, unaccountable people, lawyers, and if – this is a red line that we’re drawing. If they rule against marriage, we will all defy them.”

Good luck with that, idiot boy.  They are not writing law, they are interpreting the 14th Amendment to the Constitution.  All freekin’ ten of them.

Now, when the Republican judges dismissed your case, THAT was writing law.  No whining then, right?

The guy is a complete idiot.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.

Remember the guy who shot-up the Dallas Police Station?

My fault.

And maybe you.

The dude choked his mother two years ago. She says that “her son had threatened to shoot at school, but not kill any students, to demonstrate why armed guards were necessary.”

Based on his conduct, CPS investigated and took his children away.  That hacked him off.  His dad bailed him out and now explains …

“I knew he was angry at police, he blamed them for taking his son,” the elder Boulware said. “I tried to tell him the police didn’t do it. The police were doing their job to enforce the laws. If you want to get to that, you’ve got to go back to the liberal people that put these laws in place, to where CPS and all can grab kids.”

Great advice, Dad.  It’s the liberals fault that crazy, violent people shouldn’t parent children.

Well played, Liberals, well played.

I am not going to presuppose that this PAC just might possibly be a rip-off, but I think Mr. Spencer Snyder needs to learn to spell.  Click the little one to see the big one.

And, while he’s at it, how to vote.  Mr. Snyder’s voting record ….

Just saying.

Here’s the whole mess.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Lookie here what my sheriff’s department just posted on Facebook.

See that real dark green place.  Look closely and you’ll see me waving from my backyard.

Meanwhile, Jeb! is gonna fix America because he’s damn brother broke it.

One more clown.

California Republican State Assemblywoman Shannon Grove has discovered what is causing the droughts in California.  Abortion.

Yeah, you never figured that, did you?

Grove usually spends her time drafting right-wing legislation that never makes it out of committee. Last week, though, she hit the publicity jackpot when she told the California ProLife Legislative banquet that the drought is God’s punishment for California’s legalization of abortion.

But if you’re wondering what that has to do with me in Texas, I am fixing to tell you.

In her remarks to the Sacramento gathering, she cited what she said was Perry’s experience with a situation identical to California’s: “Texas was in a long period of drought until Governor Perry signed the fetal pain bill,” she told the audience, referring to a measure that banned abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy. “It rained that night. Now God has His hold on California.”

First off, that never happened.  Perry signed that bill on July 18, 2013.  There as no rain on that day.

Hellfire, it did not start raining in Texas until after Rick Perry resigned and left office.

Plus, you might want to be careful what you pray for.  Last month, Texas got enough rain to cover the entire state with 8 inches of water.  Twenty two people died in the floods and our self-sustaining Republican leadership had to go begging President Barack Obama for disaster relief.

Torrential rains have already given Texas the wettest month on record, according to Texas A&M climatologists. And extreme river and creek flooding has broken many records and swept away hundreds of homes.

Annndddd …. look what’s headed our way.

They are saying a foot of rainfall south of Houston.  Where do I live?  South of damn Houston.

So if this sucker gets here and my house floats away, I get to blame Rick Perry and lack of choice for women?  Heck, that might be worth it.

Upscale redneck.

A woman was shot in the head and four others suffered injuries after a wedding guest’s gun accidentally went off during a reception at the Waldorf Astoria.

Vladimir Gotlibovsky, 42, allegedly fired into the floor of the lobby of the world famous hotel in New York City as wedding reception photos were being taken at around 7.25pm.

Everybody is gonna recover and the gunman claims to be a licensed gun carrier but the police think he handed-off the gun to someone else after the accidental shooting.  They were searching area garbage cans for the gun, hoping they find it before bad guys or children do.

Best line of the night?

‘How could that happen here?’ asked a 53-year-old tourist from Holland who identified himself as Anthony told the Daily News. ‘That’s horrible. I come here and I always hear New York is dangerous, but come on? Even at the Waldorf?’

Apparently so, Anthony.

Thanks to Charles and Kathy for the heads up.