Just so you don’t forget why no one should vote for Jeb!

“There is only one thing that I really miss about being president, and that’s being the commander-in-chief.”

— George W. Bush, quoted by The Hill, June 12, 2015

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.

We’re thinking Noah on the Gulf Coast right now but so is another guy. Greg Gianforte, a fat cat tech billionaire and major crazybutt Republican, has decided that he might run for Governor of Montana.

You probably know Greg from his frightening $1.5 million creationist dinosaur museum in  Montana.

But that’s not all.  You know the Golden Years?  Not so much.

“There’s nothing in the Bible that talks about retirement. And yet it’s been an accepted concept in our culture today,” he said. “Nowhere does it say, ‘Well, he was a good and faithful servant, so he went to the beach.’ It doesn’t say that anywhere.”

“The example I think of is Noah,” he continued. “How old was Noah when he built the ark? 600. He wasn’t like, cashing Social Security checks, he wasn’t hanging out, he was working. So, I think we have an obligation to work. The role we have in work may change over time, but the concept of retirement is not biblical.”

The Bible also does not speak on child labor.  Nowhere does it say that 6 year olds can’t be putting in a 60 hour work week.

Greg is also known as Scrooge’s meaner brother.

Thanks to MB for the heads up.

So Tom DeLay went on the electric radio and lectured us poor ignorant peons.

We don’t understand the constitution or the Supreme Court.  He says that the Supreme Court doesn’t have “people to enforce their rulings.”

DeLay claimed, “right now, the American people don’t understand that the Supreme Court, when it makes a ruling, it’s just an opinion if no one enforces that ruling.”

Gosh, I wouldn’t say that to Governor Faubus on the Little Rock schoolhouse steps or George Wallace at the University of Alabama.

Then, to get prissy about his book learning, DeLay says…

DeLay argued that “it’s not in their authority to write law by ten unelected, unaccountable people, lawyers, and if – this is a red line that we’re drawing. If they rule against marriage, we will all defy them.”

Good luck with that, idiot boy.  They are not writing law, they are interpreting the 14th Amendment to the Constitution.  All freekin’ ten of them.

Now, when the Republican judges dismissed your case, THAT was writing law.  No whining then, right?

The guy is a complete idiot.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.

Remember the guy who shot-up the Dallas Police Station?

My fault.

And maybe you.

The dude choked his mother two years ago. She says that “her son had threatened to shoot at school, but not kill any students, to demonstrate why armed guards were necessary.”

Based on his conduct, CPS investigated and took his children away.  That hacked him off.  His dad bailed him out and now explains …

“I knew he was angry at police, he blamed them for taking his son,” the elder Boulware said. “I tried to tell him the police didn’t do it. The police were doing their job to enforce the laws. If you want to get to that, you’ve got to go back to the liberal people that put these laws in place, to where CPS and all can grab kids.”

Great advice, Dad.  It’s the liberals fault that crazy, violent people shouldn’t parent children.

Well played, Liberals, well played.

I am not going to presuppose that this PAC just might possibly be a rip-off, but I think Mr. Spencer Snyder needs to learn to spell.  Click the little one to see the big one.

And, while he’s at it, how to vote.  Mr. Snyder’s voting record ….

Just saying.

Here’s the whole mess.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Lookie here what my sheriff’s department just posted on Facebook.

See that real dark green place.  Look closely and you’ll see me waving from my backyard.

Meanwhile, Jeb! is gonna fix America because he’s damn brother broke it.

One more clown.