Archive for April, 2015

See If You See This

April 24, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, here’s a Republican group of members of the Texas House praying for passage of a complete abortion ban in Texas.

 

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Notice anything?

Seriously, guys?

Rock and Roll

April 24, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

This is a walleyed snot nosed hissy fit.  I have a couple of these every year and it’s now for this one.

Texas and Oklahoma are having earthquakes because of fracking.  Heck, you don’t have to be a hula dancer to know that stuff is gyrating under your feet.  You can burn our water to stay warm in the winter.

In Oklahoma.

In an especially fractious split, the day after the state’s energy and environment cabinet acknowledged that the “recent rise in earthquakes cannot be entirely attributed to natural causes,” state lawmakers passed two bills to limit the ability of localities to decide if they want to allow fracking and drilling nearby.

And in Texas.

House lawmakers moved to bar cities from banning fracking and enacting a wide variety of other oil and gas-related ordinances in an action that critics call an affront to local control.

Backers rebuffed arguments that the bill would overturn ordinances that have long been in place in some cities.

I’d like to blame the GOP dominated legislature in Texas, but I can’t.  Many Democrats supported this bill, dammit.

DemocratDonkey_rightRepublicans can’t seem to explain why Federal overreach is bad but state overreach is good.  Democrats can’t seem to explain why they voted for something specifically addressed in the state party platform as being bad for Texas.

Everybody tells me that I can’t talk about the Democrats who bucked their party and the health and well-being of their constituents.  Democrats are a minority in Texas so we have to stick together, they say.

I say caca del toro.

If you don’t walk like a Democrat and talk like a Democrat, then you’re not a Democrat.

Look, I don’t expect my politicians to vote like I want them to 100% of the time. But on issues of public safety and Texas water, I expect them to come down on the side of the party platform. I did not spend three weeks of my life helping to draft a platform only to have them crap all over it.

One of my friends suggested that maybe these Democrats had made a deal and will get something in exchange.  Maybe so. But it better be more than a damn suitcase full of money. They better have walked out of that smoke filled back room with more than smoke in their eyes. And if they made a deal, they have more faith in Republicans sticking to deals than I do.

The next time I am asked why Democrats in Texas don’t vote, I’m going to give them a list of the Democrats who sold us out over fracking.  

Dammit.  Dammit.  Dammit.

Ted in Bed (Edited)

April 24, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You all know how strongly Ted Cruz feels about gay people and marriage equality.  Heck, they have a whole webpage outlining his hate, hate, hate, of all things gay. gay, gay.

But that only applies to gay who don’t have loads of money.

Senator Ted Cruz has positioned himself as a strong opponent of same-sex marriage, urging pastors nationwide to preach in support of marriage as an institution between a man and a woman, which he said was “ordained by God.”

But on Monday night, at a reception for him at the Manhattan apartment of two prominent gay hoteliers, the Texas senator and Republican presidential hopeful struck quite a different tone.

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Yes, but these were like gay with money which is not at all like regular gays in Cruz’s book.  If you’ve got money you’re willing to give Ted Cruz, you’re exempt from his hate fantasies.

I dunno diddle squat about gays in New York but gays in Texas don’t come anywhere near the level of self-loathing that would let them pose with Ted Cruz.

So I imagine it was a fun night on all sides.

On Edit – I was just told that the event as not a fundraiser.  It was just a dinner.  So, that tells me that any money that was exchanged was done under the table, so to speak.

Thanks to Glen for the heads up.

Friday Toons

April 24, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Well, Halledamnlujah

April 23, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Ok, Ladies, everybody wear those ta-tas up a little higher today.  Loretta Lynch was just confirmed as attorney general.

If Senator Jeff Sessions of Alabama had to take to the fainting couch because we have a black woman attorney general, I wanna be there when he meets God.  That boy’s in for a shock.

Clip and Save

April 23, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, clip this out and hang it on your refrigerator door.  It’s gonna make a fun thing to laugh at in mid November 2016.

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So elections have come to this.  The Koch brothers buy it during their “audition.”

I see a teevee show.  Dancing With The Kochs!  America’s Got Kochs!  The Amazing Koch Race!  Project Runaway!  The Koch Apprentice: Starring Ted Cruz!  But, mostly: The Biggest Koch Loser!

Thanks to Richard for the heads up.