It appears that John Boehner and I have something in common.

I don’t like Texas Congressvarmint Louie Gohmert and I always will.

John Boehner agrees.

American Action Network, which calls itself a “center-right” advocacy group, has bought $10,000 worth of digital advertising in the [Louie’s] district in the hope of building support for a congressional bill that will fund the Department of Homeland Security.

“Global threats against our security are increasing … and some in Washington are playing political games with our national security,” the ad stated. “Tell Congressman Gohmert: Fund Homeland Security.”

No kidding, Folks, Louie is so screwy that John Boehner is taking out ads against him.

It’s a plan so crazy that it just might work!

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Those who saw Boehner’s kissy face can understand why this is happening.

As of Tuesday morning, 60 congressional Democrats have said they are skipping the controversial speech. Among those boycotting are Sens. Tim Kaine (D-Va.), Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) and Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.). Vice President Joe Biden is also missing the speech due to overseas travel.

No, seriously, would you go anywhere where their might be a chance of having to look at this again?

Not me, that’s for sure.

And you bet that Rick Perry couldn’t even spell Mississippi.

Hell, he owns it now!

Mr. Perry is moving to establish a “super PAC” to back his effort, and has turned to Austin Barbour, a Mississippi-based lobbyist and political operative to head it, according to three people with knowledge of the moves.

Mr. Barbour’s brother, Henry, is a Republican national committee member who has supported Mr. Perry for years. The brothers’ uncle is Haley Barbour, the former Mississippi governor and a senior figure in Republican circles.

The Bush Dynasty?  Pfff!  Perry’s got himself the Barbour Dynasty.  It’s like the Bush Dynasty, but only pastier and dumber.

You’ll remember Austin Barbour from the vote buying scheme uncovered when he worked for Thad Cochran.  After finding reimbursement checks reported to the FEC for $8,000, $10,000 and $15,000, for a total of $53,000 in “get out the vote” cash, Barbour had a logical explanation.

Cochran campaign adviser Austin Barbour says the filings were a mistake by the campaign’s treasurer. He said they should be listed as cash payments to “dozens” of people who helped knock on doors and with other GOTV work.

“Amanda, as director of operations, is like our office manager,” Barbour said. “So she would run to the bank to get cash to pay field workers.

Yeah, that’s what Amanda does.

Thanks to David for the heads up.

One of my personal Texas heroes, Bob Armstrong, picked Texas Independence Day to go to that great rodeo in the sky.

Bob will be missed, but we were all blessed to have him.

Happy Trails, Bob.

You question Hillary Clinton’s “loyality.”

You know how President Obama is an illegal alien Muslim from Kenya?

Well, it appears that Hillary Clinton is an Algerian sympathizer.

The Clinton Foundation accepted money from Algeria after the Haiti earthquake.  The entire donation was spent on Haiti.

That gives Rick Perry an idea …

“I think it falls flat in the face of the American people when it comes to, are you going to trust an individual who has taken that much money from a foreign source? Where’s your loyalty?” Perry said in an interview that aired on CNN’s “State of the Union.”

Rick Perry, the world’s biggest pay to play goofball, is questioning someone else’s loyalty.  That’s so cute.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

North Carolina’s Ethics Commission has just come out with a statement that lobbyists can hire prostitutes to service politicians and don’t even need to report the expense–because sex has no monetary value.  Seriously.

Truly, how would you suggest we assign monetary value to sparking with this guy —

North Carolina State Representative Charles Jeter

Or this one —

North Carolina Speaker of the House Tim Moore

Maybe this one —

North Carolina State Representative Jonathan C. Jordan

Honey, I know approximately 20 million woman who say they wouldn’t do that for damn free.

I know this information is going to come as big news to the good folks at Miss Maudy’s Bawdy House in Reno, Nevada.  I don’t think they have a North Carolina Free Friday on their fee list.

Thanks to Elizabeth for the heads up.