Georgia Republican Congressvarmint Barry Loudermilk is on the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology, so you’d think he might read-up on, you know, science.

Easier said than done.

Headline in the Atlanta-Journal Constitution —

Loudermilk has three adult children so using high level mathematical skills, I can deduce that he means two of his children were not vaccinated, leaving me to wonder if the other one who got vaccinated was his favorite child or his least favorite child.

Louermilk, of course, homeschooled his kids so they wouldn’t discover that one of them was more beloved than the other ones.

He’s on the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology, y’all!

I have to tell you something sad.  Brian Williams goes down but Bill O’Reilly will survive.  And that’s because Bill O’Reilly is a damn bully who casts himself as the victim.  The man is as fake as a $4. wig.

O’Reilly survived a kinky sexual harassment lawsuit in 2004 by settling out of court after threatening his accuser.  It worked then and he assumes that it will work again.  And it probably will.

Mr. O’Reilly’s efforts to refute the claims by Mother Jones and some former CBS News colleagues occurred both on the air and off on Monday. During a phone conversation, he told a reporter for The New York Times that there would be repercussions if he felt any of the reporter’s coverage was inappropriate. “I am coming after you with everything I have,” Mr. O’Reilly said. “You can take it as a threat.”

Bill O’Reilly’s fan base thinks it’s dandy to threaten the New York Times.

I don’t know how seriously I’d take his threat.  On the one hand, O’Reilly came after Barack Obama with everything he has and that amounted to a jar of spit.  On the other hand, he’s three pounds of hate in a two pound bag.  He has no idea how to pull in on the reins and holler whoa.

Good Lord, if Rush Limbaugh can survive with the religious right, Bill O’Reilly could burn a crucifix on live teevee and they’d find a reason to call it liberty.

Y’all, he’s worthless as a three card flush.  He really is.

Governor Scott Walker made a semi-famous quote that got the attention of the Freedom from Religion Foundation.

I’m still trying to decipher if this is God’s calling. You’ve got to be crazy to want to be president of the United States. You’ve got to be crazy. To look at what it does to a person and a family, you’ve got to be crazy. But you should only do it if you feel that God’s called you to get in there and make a difference.”

The Foundation filed a public information request from Walker’s office for evidence of his communications with the Lord — and his office replied, officially, that it could find none.

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you.

Walker’s campaign slogan:  God Says I’m Crazy!

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

Texas State Representative Donna Campbell is living testimony that Debbie Riddle is not hogging all the lame butt ignorance in the Texas Lege.

The Alamo has been nominated to be included in the United Nation’s list of World Heritage Sites.  There are currently 22 such sites in the United States, including the Grand Canyon, the Statue of Liberty, Independence Hall, Monticello, and the Great Smokey Mountains.   So, it’s kinda an honor to be included.

Unless you’re Donna Campbell, who sees a plot behind including the Alamo.  But, Donna got a pen and wrote a bill to stop this foolishness.

“The intent of this bill, Senate Bill 191, is to prevent vesting any ownership, control, or management of the Alamo to a foreign company or any entity formed under the laws of another country,” Campbell said.

Yep – there will Sharia Law at the Alamo if those United Nations folks notice that the Alamo exists.

The State of Texas owns the Alamo.  And, ironically enough, it got famous by being invaded by a foreign country and losing.

So, during committee hearing on the bill, Representative Campbell was asked if she knew of any other Heritage sites in the United States.  She admitted that she didn’t.  But that doesn’t matter because ….

“I can tell you anything that starts with the ‘UN’ gives me cause for concern,” Campbell said.

Yeah like unreasonable, uneducated, unbelievable, uncompromising, uncouth …

Thanks to TexasEllen for the heads up.

Nobody can be born this dumb.  I am certain that it just had to require an operation.

Texas State Representative Debbie Riddle, a woman frighteningly over-concerned with your genitals, filed a bill in the Texas House that says …

… anyone over the age of 13 in a public facility of “a gender that is not the same gender as the individual’s gender” should be convicted of a class-A misdemeanor, and spend up to one year in jail and be fined $4,000. Riddle’s proposed law carves out exemptions for custodians, those helping children, or those responding to a medical emergency.

Her goal is to keep transgendered people from peeing.  Anywhere, anytime.

Debbie Riddle: Can You Guess the Gender?

And since it would be easier to teach a mermaid to do the splits than to identity a transgender person with their clothes on, I suspect some sort of nudity check would be involved at the bathroom door.  I can guarantee you this: I am not showing Debbie Riddle my nudity.

Debbie wants to use your DNA to confirm your gender.  I do not know if this would require a DNA testing center outside of every bathroom or if you can just get a DNA ID card for bathroom privileges.

I suspect that Debbie hasn’t thought this out either.

That’s Debbie over there in a helmet.  She had her picture taken when she went to South Texas to hunt for terror babies.  I have no idea what she plans to wear to hunt transgendered people.

Our #1 Customer and favorite Democrat of all time, Bud Malone, is turns 92 years old today.

I wish he lived closer so I could go split a Margarita with him.  We’re going to shut down the shop for the rest of the day and ask folks to donate $10. to the striking union workers in Bud’s honor.

Everybody wish this happy warrior a happy birthday!

Love ya, Bud!