Y’all, Louie has taken goofy to international levels.

First we noticed that he was charging his campaign account for a trip to London, including a $234.54 taxi ride.

And a helluva hotel bill.

Let’s face it, $5,000 pays for a whole bunch of porn on the hotel tv.  Or, everything in the mini-bar.

The Andaz is a five star hotel — only the best when someone else is paying for it.

Well, come to find out, Louie wasn’t advising the House of Lords.  He was … wait for it … speaking to the Cambridge Union Society.

And, Honey, they were already poking fun at him before he got there.  They posted this video.  And this Facebook page —

Louie takes London — gotta do a movie!

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Republican State Representative Tom Miles says that since Mississippi has a state flower, a state motto, and a state bird, it should have a state book.

Needless to say, Tom Miles believes that book should be the Bible.

I can buy a ticket for that train just so long Mississippi also has a state tool.  And that state tool should be Tom Miles.  Amen.

Here’s Tom with a friend at the state capitol.  Tom swears he’s a distant cousin of Elvis.  Hell, son, everybody in Mississippi is a distant cousin of somedamnbody, most probably each other.

Thanks to AlanInAustin for the heads up.

So we’re in Glasgow, Kentucky today.

A police officer is suing a gun store.

According to a civil lawsuit filed Friday, former Glasgow police officer Darrell Smith went into Barren Outdoors back in March and asked to see a .380 caliber handgun.

He then held the gun after receiving it from under the counter. Smith began to examine the gun and then cocked it. The gun was actually loaded and fired, shooting off part of Smith’s index finger.

The officer claims he lost his job because of the injury.

There’s a video of it at the link.  The way I count it, there were 4 people downrange, one salesman at the counter, and a damn idiot holding a gun.

Something, I dunno, tells me that losing part of his index finger on his left hand when he’s obviously right handed didn’t cause him to lose his job.  However, I do believe he violated the damfool city ordinance of Glasgow.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.

This happened.

A rug has been removed from a sheriff’s office in Florida after it was noticed that it read “in dog we trust” instead of “in God we trust”.

Okay, admittedly, it’s not the worst thing that a dog has ever done to a rug.

And admittedly, it’s Florida so it’s kinda amazing it only took two months for anyone to notice it.

But mainly, Truman wants to know where we can get one of those things.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Sometimes I wonder what we would do without the Super DeLux Brand Christians sending out daily devil warnings.

Okay, that’s a lie.  I never wonder about that.  Dream about it, sure, but never wonder.  I think we’d be just fine without them.  Maybe better, I dunno.

Case in point:

If you go to Memphis, Tennessee, there is a grown woman there named Robyn Wilkins who is outraged, outraged I tell you, that the devil hisownself is worshipped on public school busses.

You need proof, oh ye of little faith?

Robyn has proof.  She took a picture.

In case this is not perfectly obvious to you, the red star lights near the bottom of the bus are not stars. No, sireeee. Those suckers are a pentagram and pentagrams are a sign of the devil.

Robyn Wilkins snapped a photo when she noticed the shape of an upside down, five-pointed star outlined in the brake lights of a school bus that was stopped in Cordova.

“Anyone who fears a God, if not God and Jesus Christ, should be outraged,” Wilkins said.

She says Christians should be outraged that a symbol that looks like a pentagram would be allowed in the design of a vehicle used to transport children to public schools.

And just to make her point very clear, she adds,

“If you can’t put a cross on there, you cannot put a pentagram on it,” Wilkins said.

Yeah.  Jesus said so.

Holy cow, y’all, don’t let Robin come to Texas.

We have pentagrams everywhere.

Thelma even has one tattooed on her butt because she enjoys mooning people from Oklahoma.  I wonder if it would even things out with the Lord if she put a cross on the other cheek?

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.

Mike Huckabee, who looks like the church lady in a business suit, has decided that President Obama and his wife do not not know to parent correctly.  After all, those girls are such a mess.

Huckabee, who is kinda obsessed with Beyoncé, has decided that it’s just not appropriate for the first daughters to listen to Beyoncé sing.

If ya think about it, yo boy!, this a a loud dog whistle, plus he gets a twofer.  He can criticize both Beyoncé and President Obama in one breath.  Now if he could just figure out a way to work in Michael Jordan, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Oprah, he’d have all his bases covered.  Extra points for edging-in Nelson Mandela.

Glass houses and rocks, Huckabee.

I’d much rather children listen to Beyoncé than you.