Archive for January, 2015

A Bush? A Bully? Nooooooo….

January 31, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Coming as a shock to no one, classmates of Jeb Bush report that he was a marijuana and hash smoker and was known to bully people.

The only thing that bothers me about his marijuana use, which he admits to doing, is that he opposes legalization of marijuana – even for medical use.

Kids his age went to prison for smoking marijuana but he still doesn’t want to legalize it.  That just doesn’t seem right.

Damn typical Bush.

Here’s the part that caught my eye.

Things started badly for Bush. He had completed ninth grade in Houston, but he was advised to repeat it at Andover. Still, he barely got grades high enough to avoid being expelled, he said in the interview.

And they call him The Smart One?

Thanks to Chris for the heads up.

Dang! Next They’re Going to Tell Me that Sarah Palin Sobered Up, Micke Huckabee Finally Found The Real Jesus, and Rick Perry Got a Library Card.

January 31, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

What’s a girl supposed to do for fun when the Republicans won’t cooperate?

Mitt Romney decided not to run for President again.  Dang, I was so looking forward to watching him act like he cares about poor people.  And Ann.  I will so miss Ann measuring for White House drapes.

So I imagine the remaining ship of fools are stabbing each other in the back over getting Romney’s support.  That might be kinda fun!

Tweet! Tweet!

January 30, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It’s really real.

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LMFAO.  For real.

Friday Toons

January 30, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Holy Crap: Real Christian Edition

January 29, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Thank Sweet Jesus that there was a real Christian on the steps of the state capitol where Muslim Americans were scheduled to speak after their day in the legislature.

As the group of Muslims continued the event by singing “The Star-Spangled Banner,” the interruptions persisted, with the protesters yelling, “Islam is a lie!” and “No Sharia here!”

Now you tell me which one is the jihadist.

Thanks to everyone for the heads up.

No Homework? Ka-powey!

January 29, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Even though it has been proven time and time again that where there’s more guns, there’s more homicides, the Texas Lege will consider not only arming teachers but give them to right to use deadly force, even in the protection of school property.

The bill is sponsored by Dan Flynn, a cowboy Republican.

DanSusan_April2013The Lone Star State already permits teachers to have firearms in the classroom, but H.B. 868, also known as the Teacher’s Protection Act, would authorize instructors to use “force or deadly force on school property, on a school bus, or at a school-sponsored event in defense of the educator’s person or in defense of students of the school that employs the educator.” Instructors would also have the right to use deadly force “in defense of property of the school that employs the educator.” Moreover, civil immunity would be granted to those who use deadly force, meaning they would not be liable for the injury or death of student.

I do not understand how school teachers can be held unaccountable for injury or death to a child.  We just give them a Get Out of Jail Free card?  They can’t be sued?

Arming teachers has not worked too well.  You can ask The Google.  They tend to shoot themselves and the custodian.

Thanks to Vicki and Larry for the heads up.