On election night, a Dan Patrick supporter attacked a live-on-air local reporter for broadcasting during a prayer at the Dan Patrick victory party.

No, seriously.  Physically assaulted reporter Foti Kallergis.  And when a fellow female reporter came to his defense, one of the women present called her a f-ing bitch.  You know, just like Jesus would do.

Click the little one to get the big one.  This is long-time Houston reporter Deborah Wrigley stepping in to stop the attack.

And here’s a camera phone picture of someone else trying to pull the Christian off the reporter.

It’s gonna be a looooong four years, y’all.  They are gonna be using Jesus as their own personal weapon.

What the hell are we going to do with an Ebola Czar?   Well, I guess that’s one appointment the President made that Republican can’t whine about.  That sucker eradicated damn Ebola.

I cannot tell you the number of Ebola-Eradication-and-Remediation signs that are on pickup trucks all over Texas, cashing in on the small business boon that Republicans promised.

Well, it was a boon for the sign printing business.  And spacesuits.  Hell, there’s a mess of spacesuits in Texas now.  If it snows in Dallas, half the city can disappear into the background.

Let’s hear it for 24 hour news hysteria!

You’ll be tickled to know that all the shuttered Planned Parenthood facilities in Texas have new tenants.

BRYAN/COLLEGE STATION, Texas /Christian Newswire/ — The worldwide 40 Days for Life movement is moving its headquarters into a former Planned Parenthood abortion center in Bryan/College Station, Texas. The pro-life initiative began outside that same facility ten years ago.

“This news shows what God can accomplish when His people pray,” said Shawn Carney, campaign director of 40 Days for Life. “More than 6,400 children lost their lives in this building, but God is making ‘all things new.’

Now see, I have a question about the Rightwing God.  Why do people have to pray to get him to do what they want done?  Doesn’t Rightwing God know the right thing to do?  Is Rightwing God just waiting on a teevee preacher to say what needs doing?  If so, I think the Rightwing God is kinda a jerk.

Now these rightwing goodie-two-shoes are going to Bryan, Texas, to chew nails and spit rivets.  They are going to put on their war paint and force 14 year olds to carry incest results to term and then abandon them in the street because it’s such fun to point at them and call them lazy.

I think they’re kinda jerks, too.  So I suspect you could say that they made their God in their own image, to the other way around.

Thanks to John for the graphic.  And thanks to Frank for the heads up.

Some Texas friends and I were making plans late, late on election night about the best way to survive four loooooong years of Dan Patrick.  The man is just a shiver looking for a spine to run up.

We took to the Facebook thing where one friend suggested that we all move to Canada.  That seemed a little extreme to me.  Someone else suggested Oregon, where they have Democrats, marijuana, and places to go fishing.  That’s kinda hard to beat so we began studying up on Lewis and Clark.

It appears that we were not alone.  Someone else had our idea.  It’s a fun read.

Besides, it beats the hell out of buying a franchise to the Jodi Ernst Cracker Cackle Classes or the Louie Gohmert Brain Surgery Made Fun Institute.

Thanks to Mary for the heads up.

Okay, y’all, when I heard Jodi Ernst’s acceptance speech, I knew that God had bestowed on me the gift of Cracker Cackling to poke fun at for the next two years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkeZioNOYhI&list=PLVix8d69sPe70j4Ue4LTXTMm7VMOVOfmI

Y’all, that is not a laugh.  That’s the sound that summons the flying monkeys.

However, there is a chance that it could get even better.

Louie Gohmert is considering, just considering mind you, running against John Boehner.

Asked Thursday on “The Steve Malzberg Show” on Newsmax TV whether he thought Boehner, an Ohio Republican, will retain his powerful seat on Capitol Hill, Gohmert replied: “It’s never over till it’s over.”

Gohmert, who is vice chair of the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism, Homeland Security, and Investigations, was then quizzed on whether he was interested in the job himself.

“I hadn’t planned on it. I’m running for the RSC chair,” Gohmert answered, referring to the Republican Study Committee, a group of House Republicans charged with advancing a conservative social and economic agenda.

Gohmert then added:

“But it’s always good when you have choices.”

Indeed it is.

There would be nothing better to kick off the new year than a Louiethon.  Imagine Louie Gohmert leading the Republican majority!

Hey, quit cringing.  It could not possibly get any worse and at least Louie is a whole boatload of fun.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

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