Okay, let’s say you’re going to form a big time PAC and let’s say to expect to make a lot of money.  And then let’s say you can’t spell for crap.

I dunno.  Maybe I reacted too fast. Maybe they only support candidates who wear ties that consist only of dark primary colors – no stripes or patterns.

Billy Joe Turnage is 76 years old and he’s the Republican County Chairman in Union County, Georgia.  He seems to need more to do.

Union County Sheriff Investigator Staff Sgt. Darren Osborn told the paper that 911 dispatchers received a report of an ongoing “assault and rape” of a 39-year-old female at Turnage’s residence last week.

I suspect this was the  standard “legitimate” Republican rape.  Because it was broadcasted on damn Skype.

Oct. 22, dispatch received a 911 call at approximately 4 p.m. of what was believed to be an assault and rape,” Osborn noted. “It was being viewed via Skype. Deputies responded and I responded as well.”

A Republican broadcasted his attempted rape on Skype.  Hell, I wonder if he planned to put it on You Tube.

Also of note:

The Atlanta Journal Constitution pointed out that a photo of Turnage with GOP Senate candidate David Perdue had not been removed from the Union County Republican Party Facebook page as of Wednesday morning.

Smart move.

Thanks to Texas Ellen for the heads up.

She ROCKS!

Ballot Board starts today.  I have a friend approving comments and I will check in on my breaks. Talk amongst yourself and keep it clean.

Meanwhile —-

Get a load of this stuff.

The president and chief executive of a Northern Virginia contractor has resigned after an investigation by the Justice Department determined that “improper gratuities” were paid to a former Defense Department procurement officer, the company said in a statement Monday.

Harry Martin, the longtime chief executive of Intelligent Decisions, an Ashburn-based government services contractor, has stepped down after reporting the incident to the Justice Department, the company said. The violations occurred five years ago, the company said.

Just your average kickback scheme with taxpayer projects.

Until you look a little deeper.  Click the little one to see the big one.  Original document here

Yep a $25,000 donation to the National Republican Congressional Committee.

Republicans are such fun.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for working double duty today.

When 33 year old Nicholas Heyrman heard a rumor that there was an aggressive dog loose in the neighborhood, he went into his house to get his AR15 “to defend his property.”

Heyrman then shot eight rounds at the animal from 32 feet away, missing it each time but hitting a house and a Jeep, according to police.

When neighbors called to report it, the police headed to the house.  Meanwhile, Heyrman called the police dispatcher himself.  He was told to get on his knees in the driveway and put his hands up in the air before the police arrived.

The officer arrived at Heyrman’s to find him, wearing a Packers jersey, kneeling as ordered in his driveway. Heyrman had returned his rifle to the garage prior to the officer’s arrival, the complaint says.

Yeah, if you put the gun away, it never happened.

He was released on a $2,500 bond and was told to get a lawyer.  And a brain.  And some shooting lessons.  And a damn decent shirt.

Thanks to Rick for heads up.