I told you about the Los Angeles Unified School District loading up on war machinery.

Well, there’s been a slight change of heart.

The 40mm less-lethal weapons (referred to in the media as grenade launchers) are not essential life-saving items within the scope, duties and mission of the Los Angeles School Police Department. We at the Los Angeles School Police Department (LASPD) would not utilize this weapon within a school environment. These three weapons will be removed from our equipment inventory.

So, they are giving back the grenade launchers.  However, the Mine-Resistant Ambush Protected (MRAP) vehicles stay.  You never know when somebody is going to plant mine on the playground.

Yep – they are keeping the muscle cars.

You never know.

Thanks to Scott for the heads up.

Rick Halle rally likes his .45 caliber semi-automatic pistol.  So much, in fact, that he carries it everywhere he goes, including his job as a certified election observer in Washington.

He’s not breaking any laws.

So you go to vote and three’s an observer with a 45 on his hip.  I might feel intimidated.  I might. Okay, so I would.  There’s no might about it.

Why does he need a gun at the polls? It’s not like they are expecting Isil to come storming into an election office. Isil goes where there are crowds.

Republican Sam Brownback is trying to get reelected in Kansas.

If you go to his website, you will proudly find this —

Join I today.

And they say there is no i in Governor.  Wrong.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Let’s head on over to Colorado, where they have deadly musical instruments.

Sheriff’s deputies in Colorado arrested a 60-year-old woman who pointed a rifle at her neighbor’s 11-year-old son as he played his clarinet in the backyard, authorities said on Friday.

But, in her defense, she did yell “fire in the hole” as a warning.

Here’s the fun part —

The deputy who filed the report, who said she was “very familiar” with Pifer and her address, said the woman appeared drunk when officers arrived, and that they found a 7 mm Mauser rifle by the door with two rounds in its magazine.

She had a $5,000 bond and still has her guns because … you know, liberty.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Well, I guess being totally insane pays well if you’re a Republican.

Since Gohmert is the 442nd richest congressman (he is worth a negative $150,000), maybe he can make a deal with The Kochs and get $5,000 everydamntime he says something butt ignorant.  Hell, the man would be a millionaire in a mater of months.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Amanda went to dinner in Dallas Thursday night and guess who she ran into at the restaurant?  She tells me that this is a Sangria fueled photo.  I believe it because Sangria also makes me do hand signals.

Thanks to Amanda and her friend Mitch for the lovely picture.  They will be watching if you’d like to leave them a note.