Archive for August, 2014

Voter Fraud! Voter Fraud! Oops, Never Mind.

August 19, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Duvall County, Texas, ain’t got nothing on Massachusettes.

During the GOP primary for a state house seat, there was some massive voter fraud.  Jack Villamaino voted Democrats in the GOP primary.

11463187-smallEarlier this week, Villamaino pleaded guilty to felony charges of stealing ballots and changing the party affiliation of 280 Democrats during his campaign for state representative. A judge sentenced him to a year in jail, only four months of which he’ll be forced to serve behind bars.

He changed the party affiliation of Democrats and voted them illegally by absentee in the damn Republican primary.

But, that doesn’t count as voter fraud because a Republican did it.

Thanks to Dustin for the heads up.

 

Rick’s Mugshot

August 19, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

He’s like Clark Kent, once he puts the glasses on, no one will know he’s the same guy as Superman.

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Smugmug.

Juanita Jean’s Friends to the Rescue: Helping grandma and grandpa vote!

August 19, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The following letter is from Glen Maxey.  Some of you got it this afternoon and we raised $300 in the first hour.

Dear Beauty Salon Patrons,

Remember me? The old guy who raised money for new technology for the Texas Democratic Party?

I sorta think of you as a part of the rescue squad. When we wanted to build online tools, you guys stepped up to the plate and raised over $8500 to do so. I threatened to dance nekkid on a table if you’d donate. Many of you did. Others donated to keep me from dancing nekkid on a table.

This time, I’m hell bent on helping grandma and grandpa in rural Texas get a ballot.

Republicans have put up all kinds of ID barriers. Folks have to use a computer to vote. Some of them don’t trust the machines and want a paper ballot. Then there are the lines and no public transporation to get the the polls. There’s an answer to their challenges: a ballot by mail! It’s a paper ballot. You don’t need a driver’s license to vote. You don’t have to stand in line. And you don’t have to have your ornery no-good kid drive you to the polls.

Adopt a voter and send them an application for a mail ballot!!! For just .38 cents we’ll send them one Hell, adopt a whole county.

Somewhere in Texas there are Democratic seniors who don’t have an ID or are too frail to go to the polls. Texas Democratic Party will mail them an application to vote if you help us by adopting a county. Donate here at the link below to help.

https://secure.actblue.com/contribute/page/vbm

Mail checks made out to Texas Democratic Party, Attn: Glen Maxey, 4808 E Ben White Blvd Ste 104, Austin TX 78741

You can keep reading if I haven’t convinced you. If I have, just go back a couple of lines and donate.

Senior voters are an important part of the Democratic legacy, across our nation and here at home in Texas. They help us elect Democrats on every level statewide, from the courthouse to the state house. We plan to continue our proud tradition of standing with senior voters on the issues that matter most to them – including the right to vote.

Now, it’s easier than ever for seniors to vote. Under a new state law, disabled Texans and voters who are 65 + can apply to vote by mail. Once you apply to vote by mail your ballot will be mailed to you for every election: primaries, run offs, and of course the general election.

Voting by mail is easy and convenient. It allows voters to take their time and mark their ballots without the hassle of electronic voting machines. It also allows those who are who are disenfranchised by the onerous voter ID laws to cast a ballot.

There are close to 600,000 Democratic seniors who are eligible to vote by mail and its up to us to sign them up. This summer we need to teach them about the program and have them fill out their applications.

Any amount you give will go directly toward putting applications into the hands of a senior citizen or disabled Texan.

The earlier an application is received, the earlier a ballot will be mailed out, so time is of the essence!

Democratically yours,

Glen Maxey

 

Here’s a list of where I’m still trying to find funds. Any amount helps.

You might want to send some money so I can send applications to Smith County. It would be like a love letter to Louie Gohmert.

 

Count # ofpeople Cost
Anderson 755 $275
Aransas 348 $125
Austin 193 $75
Bailey 55 $20
Bastrop 1746 $650
Bee 1032 $400
Blanco 92 $35
Bowie 2265 $850
Brown 250 $90
Calhoun 905 $340
Cass 821 $300
Cherokee 679 $250
Clay 146 $50
Comanche 259 $100
Cooke 253 $100
Coryell 550 $200
Deaf Smith 165 $60
Ector 1522 $560
Erath 284 $100
Falls 349 $125
Fayette 391 $150
Freestone 364 $140
Gaines 36 $15
Goliad 137 $50
Gonzales 329 $125
Grayson 1500 $550
Gregg 1976 $725
Guadalupe 1960 $725
Hardin 390 $140
Harrison 1515 $550
Hill 437 $160
Hopkins 691 $250
Houston 463 $175
Howard 353 $125
Hunt 848 $325
Jackson 204 $75
Jasper 558 $200
Jim Wells 1239 $450
Johnson 1405 $525
Karnes 686 $250
Kaufman 1051 $400
Kendall 304 $125
Kleberg 711 $250
Lamar 940 $350
Lavaca 317 $125
Liberty 583 $225
Limestone 502 $180
Llano 326 $120
Madison 187 $70
Marion 395 $150
Midland 1270 $470
Milam 531 $200
Morris 605 $225
Nacogdoches 841 $300
Newton 409 $150
Orange 1403 $500
Panola 397 $150
Polk 771 $300
Rains 100 $40
Randall 832 $300
Red River 408 $150
Refugio 182 $75
Robertson 660 $250
Rusk 448 $160
Sabine 156 $60
San Augustine 354 $130
Shelby 430 $160
Smith 2848 $1,000
Tyler 186 $70
Upshur 491 $180
Van Zandt 413 $150
Wichita 1980 $750
Wilson 841 $300
Wise 407 $150
Wood 434 $160
Young 185 $70
Zapata 221 $80

 

Thank you, Guys!

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The Nancy and Sluggo of Progressive Politics.

 

And They Can Balance the Budget

August 19, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Eric Cantor has a leadership PAC called, gigglingly, “Every Republican Is Crucial” or,- get ready for a cutesy attack – ERICPAC.  See what he did there?  His name is Eric.

So Texas Congressvarmint gave ERICPAC a donation.

Click the little one to see the big one.

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Yeah, a hot check.  A Republican congressman gave the Republican leadership a hot check.

How’s that we-can-balance-the-budget thing working out for you?

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

 

Heads Up

August 19, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

RIck Perry will be booked and mugshot today at the Travis County Courthouse at 5:00.  His supporters will rally there.  Supporters of justice will rally at the Capitol at the same time.

Let’s see if he does the same thing Tom DeLay did – sneak in and out for his mugshot wearing enough makeup to qualify as a drag queen.

More soon – outta pocket today.

And You Thought, “No Way. No Way Could Rick Perry Blame Barack Obama For His Indictment.”

August 18, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh ye of little Perry faith.

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Barack Obama is destroying America and Rick Perry lives in America, so there ya go.