Rick Perry is running against President Obama!

Here’s his first ad from RickPAC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sluxqvz0KyM

I dunno.  Maybe it’s an ad for Fox News.  Hard to tell.

When did this become a small town police department?

And where are all those folks so damn upset about government overreach?  Hiding out at the Bundy ranch?

So, it’s not Barack Obama who has para-military forces ready to come into your front yard and throw smoke bombs.  It’s James Knowles, the Republican mayor of Ferguson, Missouri.  How ’bout them apples?

White people can point loaded automatic weapons at the police on the Bundy ranch.  Black people can’t point cameras at them in Ferguson, Missouri.  See the problem?

I’m on some crazy rightwing mailing lists just for fun and today I got this special offer.  Click the little one t get the big one.

So, if you click it, here’s what it is that will scare FEMA half to death.

Lord have mercy child, it’ a rope and a whistle.

Originally used during World War II, Parachute Cord, aka Paracord, was designed to attach parachutes to harnesses. Not only is it very strong and versatile but lately it has become a fashion accessory as well. Look good and show your patriotic pride while being prepared!

All you have to do is pay the $2.95 shipping because it’s free, free, free.

But, it’s also a miracle.

For every free bracelet ordered, a donation is made to the Wounded Warrior Project.  Over $2,388.80 already donated to our soldiers!

So not only are they giving you free stuff, they are actually donating money from the massive amounts of free they are getting.

How do they stay in business?  Volume, volume, I tell you!

Honey, if all I need in an emergency is a rope and whistle, I look forward to the next one and I hope it’s on a playground.

They let these people vote, y’all.  They do.

This is not political.  Sometimes you just gotta praise the ta-tas.

Prepare your thinking for this.

A woman in Austria admitted to filming a pornographic video inside a church after a tipster recognized her breasts.

According to the Austrian Times, Bernhard Pauer, a priest with the Diocese of Linz, went to police after parishioners said they recognized their church in the video.

Okay, so …

If you are recognizable by your undressed breasts, it could be that you’re going barefoot-all-over a little too often.

Porn in a church probably moves you a few people ahead in the line for a Godly lecturing.

Wasn’t the priest the least bit concerned about why his parishioners were watching porn enough that they recognized their own church?

And two sentences at the end of the story kinda take your breath away.

Police confirmed that the woman didn’t have permission to film inside the church. After some debate, it was decided that the church would not have to be reconsecrated.

Ya think?

Thanks to Sharon for the heads up.

Jonathan Saenz is head of the anti-gay group Texas Values.  He is especially vocal about the myth that homosexuals would prey upon women and children in bathrooms if we pass nondiscrimination laws.  He’s big on gay conversion therapy and is desperately trying to convince people that gays want to put Christians in concentration camps.  Seriously. Concentration camps.  Well, it would be the damn best decorated concentration camp you’ve ever seen.

That’s fine – he has the right of free hate speech.  I do not, however, think being virulent anti-gay is the least bit entertaining.

This is.

Mere months before Jonathan Saenz became president of the anti-gay group Texas Values, his wife left him for another woman, according to Hays County district court records obtained by Lone Star Q.

The divorce has gotten a tad nasty, which claims and counter claims of mental instability.  I don’t think I need to say who gets my vote.

They are also fighting over who gets the kids.  Well, I, for one, do not believe it ought to be the guy going to the concentration camp.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Here are the states where same gender couples cannot get married:

But yet, Charles Manson can get married in prison.

Oh yeah, marriage is real special.

Thanks to John for the heads up.