Glenn Beck went rogue from reality on his “show” on the electric radio and said something that might be a good cover story.

On his radio broadcast today, Glenn Beck warned that too many crises are piling up all at the same time which will cause the press to finally turn on President Obama. That, in turn, will cause Obama to finally snap and start rounding up conservatives and putting them into camps.

I could go with the whole camps idea thing but, you know, not in my neighborhood.

And if anybody would know something about snapping …

I mean, I’d be willing to let them sit around and make moccasins and have a campfire with marshmallows and it’d be a boatload of fun.  We just have to not let them leave.

The story goes like this. It’s Florida.

Two guys come home from the grocery store and see a third guy standing in the front yard of one of their houses, urinating.  They tell him not to do that because there are children in the house.  Plus, they probably already fertilized the lawn this year.

So, the peeing guy take offense at being told where the hell he can pee so he pulls a gun and …

Thankfully, everybody is going to live but the homeowner, while attempting to run away, was shot three times in the torso.  The gun finally misfired and the other guy didn’t get shot. The peeing guy runs away but is caught later.

The NRA issued a Pee On Your Ground defense of the shooter.  Okay, I made that up that part but I had ya for a minute there, didn’t I?

I am proud to live in America, where people have a second amendment right to pee on my lawn and then get pissy about it.

Thanks to AlanInAustin for the heads up.

Ted Cruz formally renounced his Canadian citizenship.

They say that he was notified by letter, but I suspect there were balloons and a fruit basket involved.

The sky can get frightfully dark at night in Arizona.  And sometimes the moon draws first.

Police arrested an Arizona man after he apparently tried to shoot the moon.

Cameron Read was taken into custody Friday after his girlfriend told police he fired several shots from the window of their home, reported KPHO-TV.

Officers said the 39-year-old Read told police he had smoked marijuana and admitted trying to shoot the celestial body which orbits the earth.

Personally, I think the moon was just asking for it.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.

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My local Democratic Party, where Bubba is the county chair, has the most amazing field director.

Her name is Sarah Slamen and she is also a teevee star.   You can get to know her right here and even leave a comment after her appearance.

She will be on The Ed Show at 4:00 today on MSNBC to talk about this.

If you want to know about her future appearances, we put them on Facebook as soon as we know about it.  Go here and LIKE the Fort Bend County Democratic Party.  We’ll keep you up to date.