Archive for June, 2014

Maybe It’s Just Me

June 08, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

There was a ammosexual demonstration in Houston today right across the street from the Galleria.

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Check out the sign.  If you can’t make it out, it says, “Accept our Gun Fetish”.  He obviously wasn’t with them.

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Okay, here’s my question.  Have you ever noticed that these people are all very unfortunate in the looks department? Okay, I know that’s mean to say.  I know they can’t help it.  But, none of them are going to be the centerfold in GQ either.  Hell, they wouldn’t even make the Academy catalog.

Really?  A parking lot at The Container Store?  That’s the best you’ve got on a Saturday in Houston?

Thanks to Mark for the heads up.

 

Texas GOP Convention

June 08, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The good news is that they didn’t shoot each other.  No, wait, maybe that’s the bad news.  I get confused.

Anyway, they just made faces and called each other “cootie brains” and “poo-poo head.”  That’s certainly a start to good government.

There was some ammo-action in the Rules Committee.  One delegate said that others disagreed with his vote “on how candidates are approved for placement on ballots and how candidates are censured by the party.”  The purpose of the rule is to keep people from running as Republicans if the lunatic wing of the GOP didn’t approve of them.  He voted against it and was called over for extra-credit debate camp by two other delegates.  When he refused to change his vote …

“I’m in the corner of the convention hall when three people confronted me and asked why I voted the way I voted,” Haddock said in an interview Friday. “I told them I was responsible to vote for the principles of the Republican Party.”

The woman in the group said Haddock should have voted with his constituents while a man with a handgun moved closer to him, Haddock said.

“I interpreted this as an effort to intimidate me and influence my vote,” Haddock said. “I told them all to back up. You are not going to threaten me. I thought it clearly was an over-the-top effort to affect my vote.”

The man with the gun countered, “it was not a weapon or a firearm. It was a black powder pistol and perfectly legal.”

Black Powder Revolver

Black Powder Revolver

Well,  I have to admit that it does look like a gun to me.  And it shoots like a gun.  And it can kill you like a gun.

An observer dismissed it as delegates being “a little too boisterous.”  Personally, I wouldn’t taunt them if I were you.

Screen Shot 2014-06-08 at 10.57.58 AMThen they decided to hate Mexicans.  Yeah, the platform had a guest worker plank in it but Dan Patrick, the whitest man in Texas, decided that had to go.

Patrick refers constantly to the “illegal invasion” of people across the border.  You know, like they are claiming Texas as their own.

Scott Braddock reported that Texas Republicans said that “any discussion of legal status for the undocumented was equated to negotiating with terrorists.”

Patrick dismissed his opponent, the formidable Leticia Van De Putte as “a nice lady, but wrong on the issues.”

Dan has the distinction of  being not a nice gentleman AND being wrong on the issues.

Yeah, a nice lady.  Really.  Somebody alert Dan Patrick that Leticia Van De Putte is coming after him with intent to barbeque.  And you might let him know that patronizing her does not work.

Screen Shot 2014-04-15 at 1.19.59 PMThe last time she was patronized she caused the Texas Capitol to be shut down until after midnight.

And that’s how she does things “nicely.”

Wait until Patrick comes after her Momma, her children, and her people.

There was some other fun stuff at their convention.

They are offering to “fix” gay people with therapy.  Hell it worked for Michele Bachmann’s husband.  He’s not the least bit gay now.

The best I understand it, this is what’s in their platform:  You can be gay, you just can’t act gay.  Or be a gay actor, probably.  Oh hell, I don’t know.  I don’t have a clue why everybody has to change to fit their image.  What are they, God?

The clear winner of the convention door-prize is Ted Cruz.  The biggest loser is Rick Perry.  I mean, at the convention. Perry was a loser at the convention, not in life.  Well, wait.  Maybe that, too.

Ted Cruz wins the Texas Republican Party presidential straw poll with 43 percent of the vote. Texas Gov. Rick Perry finished fourth, behind Cruz, Dr. Ben Carson and Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky.

How quickly they fall.

I’m sure I’m going to think of more crazy crap they did in the coming week, including Greg Abbott’s statement of “we must invest more in public schools — but not with new taxes.”  Then with what?  Dan Patrick’s leftover fence posts?

A fun time was had by all.

Today At The Texas Republican Convention

June 07, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Fun With Republicans

June 06, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Republicans have a great sense of humor and they take it to Twitter!

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And the diversity of the crowd at the Texas Republican convention is the real joke.

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Fun With Guns: South Carolina Toy Edition

June 06, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You know what they say about a man and his toys.

A real gun was found in the toy aisle of Target on Seaboard Street. The police report states a loss prevention worker stumbled upon the gun Friday night.

The gun was in plain view on top of a superhero Playskool toy box when the worker found it; he thought it was a toy. He realized it was real after seeing it was loaded with live ammo.

The fact that it was found in an aisle geared toward children makes some shoppers feel this was no accident.

“I don’t think someone would accidentally drop off a gun. I think he purposely left it there for a child to pick up and think, ‘Oh it’s a toy gun,’ and accidentally point it at somebody and it goes off,” says Kennedy McClain.

I sure it was a perfectly legitimate mistake.  They kinda go together.  Surely there’s no sickos out here with guns.  The NRA is making sure of that.

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Thanks to AlanInAustin and Craig for the heads up.

 

Well, We Could See This Coming a Mile Off …

June 06, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

During Houston’s Equal Rights Ordinance debate some pretty weird and/or mean comments were made at the public input part of city council’s meetings.

One of the comments that kinda stuck out in everybody’s mind was this one by Pastor Kendall Baker, a city employee who had recently been put on indefinite suspension by the Office of Inspector General pending an investigation.

During his speaking time, Baker, who is deeply troubled about transsexuals using the same bathroom as he does, addressed Mayor Annise Parker with this question —

“I say to you, what if I came into the bathroom while you were sitting on the toilet? Wouldn’t you feel uncomfortable?” Baker asked.

The Mayor did not reply but I suspect she was thinking, “Not near as uncomfortable as I am sitting here listening to this weird crap.”

Well, yesterday we found out why Baker was being investigated and why he has been fired.

The document says a woman complained on June 27, 2013, and the investigation found Baker solicited sexual acts, made crude comments about female anatomy and hugged subordinate female employees.

The investigation also found Baker asked employees for donations to his church. The document says Baker denied the allegations.

That is uncomfortable.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.