Oh dear Lord, Senator Lindsey Graham is just a’ titter about Benghazi again.  Since that story never grew legs, Graham is carrying it around and trying to get people to smell it.  It don’t stink.  Graham, however, does.

Get a load of this caca del toro.

“Our Democratic friends, for the most part, have been in the tank over Benghazi,” the senator said. “Some guy said this about me yesterday on the left: The only reason I cared about this was because I have six tea party opponents. Well, if that’s true, I’m the biggest scumbag in America.”

“I don’t think that’s true; I know it’s not true. It would be almost impossible for Lindsey Graham — given who I am and what I’ve been doing for the last 20 years — not to care about those in harm’s way, who get killed, and not go on to hold the administration accountable that lied about it.”

“The scumbags are the people in the White House who lied about this.”

Keepin’ it classy, Senator Petulant.

Thanks to Brian E for the heads up.

Louie Gohmert is not one to let you down.  Louie is his name and entertainment is his game!

Louie is now just absolutely certain that Obamacare is evil, evil I tell you.

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) explained Tuesday why the Affordable Care Act, unlike communism, will never “fall of its own weight” — because it generates funding while people languish “on lists” until they die.

“Socialism and communism fall of their own weight because, as Margaret Thatcher said, you run out of other people’s money,” Gohmert added. “Because socialized medicine never falls of its own weight because you put people on lists and they die waiting to get the treatment and care. So you don’t go broke.”

Okay, three things.

Thing 1:  Obamacare is not socialized medicine.  I wish it was.  It’s not.

Thing 2:  Countries with socialized medicine are doing just fine on the economic front.  Canada and England are two pretty darn good examples.

Thing 3:  If Louie is referring to “the list” of veterans in the Phoenix Veteran’s Affairs system, let me say this real loud:  It was Louie and his Republican buddies in Congress who are refusing to pay for improvements in veteran care.  They repeatedly vote anti-veteran.  They are making “the list” and checking it twice.

No wait, four things:

Thing 4:  Louie Gohmert is going to hell.

Thanks to Sharon for the heads up.

But, if you do and you also want to watch them make it more exciting by saying it’s lesbian sex, they you just gotta see this.

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Oh Glenn Beck, you are such a tool.

Thanks to Brian E for the heads up.

When Rand Paul got his hair elected to the Senate in 2011, one of the first things he did was demand that the United States cut all aid to Israel.  We give $3 billion a year in military aid to Israel.

Rand Paul

Paul tried to argue that US financial support was actually not in Israel’s best interest because it created a sort of welfare dependency for that nation.

Well, at least he was being consistent in his miser behavior.

Now, not so much.

… [Paul] intended to introduce legislation that would end US aid to the Palestinian government until it recognizes Israel’s right to exist. The next day, Paul’s websiteannounced that the senator had introduced the “Stand with Israel Act of 2014,” which would make all future aid to the Palestinians conditional on the new unity government …

So best I can figure, Paul’s idealogical purity went down to the river where Rick Perry got baptized and did a cannonball into it.  That’s a whole mess of slime to soak up.

Thanks to David for the heads up.

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Nevermind.  Anna got it fixed.

Y’all, Rck Perry might as well hang it up.  Dick Morris has projected him the winner of the GOP Presidential nomination by making a big come back..

Having Dick Morris predict you’ll win is like having Karl Rove say it’s too early to call an election.

… the idea that Dick Morris’ predictions are so notoriously bad that you can generally assume that the opposite is true.

On the other hand, Morris and Perry look like they’d be a real cute couple.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.