South Dakota is in the running for crazy town, y’all.  Texas will gleefully accept their challenge because we still have Dan Patrick.

They, however, have Annette Bosworth and this guy, Steve Hickey, who is unnaturally obsessing on gay whoopee while serving in the legislature.  He wrote a letter to the editor.  It was weird.

Certainly there are board-certified doctors in our state who will attest to what seems self-evident to so many: gay sex is not good for the body or mind. Pardon a crude comparison but regarding men with men, we are talking about a one-way alley meant only for the garbage truck to go down. Frankly, I’d question the judgment of doctor who says it’s all fine.

What?  I think I know what you mean but why don’t you just say anal sex?  That’s a lot less dirty.

I dunno, y’all, but from the looks of this guy he couldn’t get laid at the chicken ranch with a hen under each arm and a fifty dollar bill taped to his forehead.

You’d think he’d be pleased to get any kind of s-e-x, oops, parking the jalopy in the garage.

Ya think?

An industry source shared with TPM an email sent Thursday by the House Energy and Commerce Committee, which said it plans to ask for new data from insurers that it hopes will “accurately capture” the number of HealthCare.gov enrollees who have paid their premiums.

The same source described a previous survey from the committee as “incredibly rigged” to reach a conclusion that only 67 percent of enrollees had paid their premiums, by ignoring the fact that the due date for some of those payments was still weeks out from the committee’s deadline.

So, in other words, it was about as accurate as next month’s weather forecast or Jerry Falwell’s creation theory, take your pick.

Egg, meet face.

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Annette Bosworth is running for Senate in South Dakota.  Republican, of course.

If you could bottle the mean juice in her veins, you could market it as sexually stimulant for grisly bears and fire ants.

On her Facebook page:

So, according to Ms. Bosworth, little children should starve until they are old enough to get a newspaper route.

I have a grandbaby.  When he stays at my house, he is totally dependent on me for food because he’s going through a hard time.  It’s called infancy.   We’re pretty sure he’ll outgrow it despite the fact that we fed him anyway.

Holy cow, Republicans, get a grip.  Sweet Jesus said to feed the hungry.  He didn’t put restriction on that or say Void In South Dakota.

Oh dear Lord, Senator Lindsey Graham is just a’ titter about Benghazi again.  Since that story never grew legs, Graham is carrying it around and trying to get people to smell it.  It don’t stink.  Graham, however, does.

Get a load of this caca del toro.

“Our Democratic friends, for the most part, have been in the tank over Benghazi,” the senator said. “Some guy said this about me yesterday on the left: The only reason I cared about this was because I have six tea party opponents. Well, if that’s true, I’m the biggest scumbag in America.”

“I don’t think that’s true; I know it’s not true. It would be almost impossible for Lindsey Graham — given who I am and what I’ve been doing for the last 20 years — not to care about those in harm’s way, who get killed, and not go on to hold the administration accountable that lied about it.”

“The scumbags are the people in the White House who lied about this.”

Keepin’ it classy, Senator Petulant.

Thanks to Brian E for the heads up.