Thank you, North Carolina.  You took Texas off the Hypocrisy Map for today.

So there’s a Republican in North Carolina who has some ‘splainin’ to do.

Steve Wiles, a Republican state Senate candidate who supports North Carolina’s constitutional amendment against same-sex marriage, once worked as a female impersonator at a gay nightclub in Winston-Salem and was gay at the time, according to a co-owner of the nightclub and a former employee.

His stage name was Mona Sinclair.  Bless his heart, he spent 6 years denying that was him until the evidence caught up and smacked him in the hiney.

He now apologizes to everybody — not for lying but for “the things I did when I was young.”  The lying was okay because he is, after all, a Republican.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

There’s this certified pastor in Arizona named Steven Anderson who has this woman-thing all figured out.

Arizona Pastor Steven Anderson warned his congregation recently that birth control was not only turning women into “whores,” it was also destroying the country.

He knows about Thelma, huh?  Thelma practices birth control with her husband Junior Janochek, Jr.  One Junior Janochek III is all the world needs.  Birth control did not necessarily turn her into a whore but it did, in fact, turn her into a hairdresser after Junior III started school was got on somebody else’s last nerve during the day.

Pastor Anderson

The preaching continues …

“Not only does birth control do damage to women, it hurts their body if they’re using the pills. And it also affects their character, causing them to be an idle, tattler, gossip, turning aside after Satan,” he insisted.

Women would “get into sin” if they were not “busy” raising children, Anderson said.

Oh my goodness, now he’s preaching about me.

If not having children at home to take care of means I’m a whore, then I gotta tell y’all something – whoredom ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Thanks to Marge for the heads up.

Let me make something REAL clear.  I do not have a dog in this fight other than the fact that I think it’s disgusting that a sitting school board member spreads gossip  about a candidate and asks other people to spread it for him.  The bad guy here is not the people he spreads rumors about – the bad guy is the one who writes this crap.  He disparages other Republicans and elected officials.  And then goes to church with them.  What a jerk.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

Mark Twain

Whoever said that the government closest to the people is the best government has never been to a school board meeting.

The Fort Bend Independent School District has perhaps one of the nastiest school board races in the state of Texas.  They consider elections to be a blood sport.

I’ve had some of their Republican Party emails sent to me because they are now eating each other.

Please meet David Rosenthal, a member of the school board. Here’s one of his email to his close friends, or so he thought.  He’s asking them to do his dirty work so he can keep his hands clean.

You folks from foreign states won’t recognize these names but locals will.  Kumar is Fort Bend’s answer to Fox News in print.  He wants desperately to be loved by the Republicans and they, in turn, make fun of him behind his back.  In this email, they appear to want to extort him.  Deron is Deron Harrington, their candidate.   Tassin is Kristin Tassin, their female opponent.

David Rosenthal, a school board member, is the author.

If anyone has other ideas, please state. Will any of this help or hurt Deron? That is truly all that matters at this point.

One thing we can do right now is to finally show that Ms. Tassin has no credibility. Here’s why and how:

1) Kumar – In his article, Republican Womens Club snubs candidate, Kumar wrote all kinds of stuff about Tassin including that she was a precinct chair and nonsense about some other Kristin Tassin. Is she really a precinct chair? Also, as we know, anyone who showed up was allowed to be a delegate. Problem is that, according to Tina Gibson, Kumar was not at that meeting. So who wrote the article? http://fbindependent.com/republican-womans-club-snubs-woman-candidate-for-school-board-p7257-1.htm

Would one of you be willing to contact Kumar and ask him who wrote the article and tell him that you are going to expose him?

2) The Fox 26 TV planted story. I have a facebook screen capture showing an admitted Tassin supporter admit that her husband was the camera man on that story and that she contacted Tassin to see if Tassin would be available. I know for a fact, that Fox 26 told the district that they would not be doing the story. The public needs to know that Tassin had no right to speak to this story, especially the way she spoke FOR the district and the board. She is not a Commonwealth parent, nor did the steering committee have anything to do w/ the Commonwealth overcrowding solution. It was between the district and the parents. Not even the board of trustees was involved. Her supporters are blaming Fox 26 for editing the story the way they did. How can we get this information out there? Is someone willing to go out and state it? I will attach the screen capture for you later today or tonight. Or one of you can go to the FBISD Concerns fb page and search for that thread and capture it. I can’t do this from work right now.

3) The most recent article in the Fort Bend Star quoted Tassin saying that she voted for John Edwards. Tassin then wrote on FB saying that she was misquoted. Can someone please call Betsy Dolan at the FB Star and ask her if she misquoted Tassin or if Tassin is trying to discredit Ms. Dolan. I would start by stating that Tassin is trying to discredit you.

4) Once we get the answers from Kumar and Ms. Dolan, can someone please go back to the FB GOP facebook page and ask Tassin these questions?

I would love to do this myself, but people keep telling me that as an elected official I can’t and shouldn’t, so it makes me even more frustrated.

I feel like Tassin’s response on the FBGOP fb site is sitting there unchallenged.

DBR

Rosenthal, if you’re not man enough to do your own dirty work, get the hell off the school board.  What kind of lesson are you teaching our kids?  And until they can scientifically prove that slime is not contagious, I am not voting for any candidate you support.

There will be more damn goofy school board emails tomorrow.  Let’s let them twist in the wind on this one for a day.

Can you tell I’ve had it with these people?

I’ve also got sign stealing on tape and exploitation of the YMCA’s tax exempt status.  (heavy sigh)

Lord, I hate local elections.  I do.

So Governor Duh went on Meet David Gregory this morning.  (It is not Meet the Press.  The press ain’t there.  David Gregory is there.  And, hell, he ain’t all there.)

David Gregory must be scraping bedrock if Rick Perry is the best he can do.  Rick Perry never knew much and he forgot most of that.

So anyway, Ole Rick has this to say.

Perry, whose state has put more prisoners to death than any other since 1976, acknowledged that Lockett’s execution was “botched” but stopped short of calling it “inhumane.”

“I don’t know whether it was inhumane or not, but it was botched,” Perry said on NBC’s “Meet the Press.” “There’s an appropriate way to deal with this and obviously something went terribly wrong.”

Now I want to tell you that Rick Perry is from a  state where we execute innocent people.  But, dammit, we don’t botch it.  We kill them dead right off the bat.  To Rick Perry, it’s humane because we don’t dig them up every five years for a damn booster shot.

I don’t like Rick Perry and always will.

It was in Fort Worth Texas where Open Carry advocates are prancin’ and dancin’.

Here’s the low down —

An email from Sgt. Ray Bush, with the Fort Worth Police Department, said Jack in the Box employees at the South Freeway location at Sycamore School Road, were scared about the armed men protesting outside of the restaurant.

“They locked themselves inside a freezer for protection out of fear the rifle-carrying men would rob them,” the email stated.

The police responded, as they should, as if an armed robbery was in progress.

Now get this:  one of the damfools said that he carries his semi-automatic Smith and Wesson on his back “to avoid making people think he plans to use it.”

Yeah, that’s the same reason I carry around a chainsaw – so people will know that I don’t plan on using it.

You know, if that’s his theory, I should be required by law to push a vacuum cleaner everywhere I go.  I sure the hell don’t plan on using that.

It’s just a matter of time, y’all, until somebody dies over a deal like this.  I sure hope it ain’t me.  When I die, I want to be real old and real sick, or at least doing something worth dying for.  I do not want “innocent bystander” anywhere in my obituary.

I do not carry my firearm in public.  First off, my cajones are plenty big and everydamnbody knows it.  Second off, I ain’t buying this Constitutional Right thing.  I also have a right to free speech but I don’t talk the whole time when I leave the house.  Sometime I listen to Willie Nelson and sometime I go into a restaurant without everybody running and hiding.  Honey, the only thing that needs to hide when I go into a restaurant is the Tres Leches.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Let’s all sing along ….

This is is my land, this land is still my land…

In Alabama the Chief Justice of the Court says that the First Amendment only covers Christians.

No, really.  He said that.  Out loud.

Speaking at the Pastor for Life Luncheon, which was sponsored by Pro-Life Mississippi, Chief Justice Roy Moore of the Alabama Supreme Court declared that the First Amendment only applies to Christians because “Buddha didn’t create us, Mohammed didn’t create us, it was the God of the Holy Scriptures” who created us.

So all you non-Chrisitians out there, and Roy makes the decision about who is a Christian and who is not, just shut the hell up.

But Roy ain’t near the finish line.  He’s got more to say.

“It’s all about God,” he continued. “We’ve made ‘life’ a decision taken by man,” he said, and “taken ‘liberty,’ and converted it to ‘licentiousness.”

Does that fella own a dictionary?  Does he know what licentiousness means?  Has he been doing the dirty while looking at Lady Liberty?

And ….

“We’ve taken ‘pursuit of happiness,’ and reduced it to materialism.”

There’s no “we” here, Roy.  The Republican Party did that all on their own.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.