It was in Fort Worth Texas where Open Carry advocates are prancin’ and dancin’.

Here’s the low down —

An email from Sgt. Ray Bush, with the Fort Worth Police Department, said Jack in the Box employees at the South Freeway location at Sycamore School Road, were scared about the armed men protesting outside of the restaurant.

“They locked themselves inside a freezer for protection out of fear the rifle-carrying men would rob them,” the email stated.

The police responded, as they should, as if an armed robbery was in progress.

Now get this:  one of the damfools said that he carries his semi-automatic Smith and Wesson on his back “to avoid making people think he plans to use it.”

Yeah, that’s the same reason I carry around a chainsaw – so people will know that I don’t plan on using it.

You know, if that’s his theory, I should be required by law to push a vacuum cleaner everywhere I go.  I sure the hell don’t plan on using that.

It’s just a matter of time, y’all, until somebody dies over a deal like this.  I sure hope it ain’t me.  When I die, I want to be real old and real sick, or at least doing something worth dying for.  I do not want “innocent bystander” anywhere in my obituary.

I do not carry my firearm in public.  First off, my cajones are plenty big and everydamnbody knows it.  Second off, I ain’t buying this Constitutional Right thing.  I also have a right to free speech but I don’t talk the whole time when I leave the house.  Sometime I listen to Willie Nelson and sometime I go into a restaurant without everybody running and hiding.  Honey, the only thing that needs to hide when I go into a restaurant is the Tres Leches.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Let’s all sing along ….

This is is my land, this land is still my land…

In Alabama the Chief Justice of the Court says that the First Amendment only covers Christians.

No, really.  He said that.  Out loud.

Speaking at the Pastor for Life Luncheon, which was sponsored by Pro-Life Mississippi, Chief Justice Roy Moore of the Alabama Supreme Court declared that the First Amendment only applies to Christians because “Buddha didn’t create us, Mohammed didn’t create us, it was the God of the Holy Scriptures” who created us.

So all you non-Chrisitians out there, and Roy makes the decision about who is a Christian and who is not, just shut the hell up.

But Roy ain’t near the finish line.  He’s got more to say.

“It’s all about God,” he continued. “We’ve made ‘life’ a decision taken by man,” he said, and “taken ‘liberty,’ and converted it to ‘licentiousness.”

Does that fella own a dictionary?  Does he know what licentiousness means?  Has he been doing the dirty while looking at Lady Liberty?

And ….

“We’ve taken ‘pursuit of happiness,’ and reduced it to materialism.”

There’s no “we” here, Roy.  The Republican Party did that all on their own.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

South Dakota is in the running for crazy town, y’all.  Texas will gleefully accept their challenge because we still have Dan Patrick.

They, however, have Annette Bosworth and this guy, Steve Hickey, who is unnaturally obsessing on gay whoopee while serving in the legislature.  He wrote a letter to the editor.  It was weird.

Certainly there are board-certified doctors in our state who will attest to what seems self-evident to so many: gay sex is not good for the body or mind. Pardon a crude comparison but regarding men with men, we are talking about a one-way alley meant only for the garbage truck to go down. Frankly, I’d question the judgment of doctor who says it’s all fine.

What?  I think I know what you mean but why don’t you just say anal sex?  That’s a lot less dirty.

I dunno, y’all, but from the looks of this guy he couldn’t get laid at the chicken ranch with a hen under each arm and a fifty dollar bill taped to his forehead.

You’d think he’d be pleased to get any kind of s-e-x, oops, parking the jalopy in the garage.

Ya think?

An industry source shared with TPM an email sent Thursday by the House Energy and Commerce Committee, which said it plans to ask for new data from insurers that it hopes will “accurately capture” the number of HealthCare.gov enrollees who have paid their premiums.

The same source described a previous survey from the committee as “incredibly rigged” to reach a conclusion that only 67 percent of enrollees had paid their premiums, by ignoring the fact that the due date for some of those payments was still weeks out from the committee’s deadline.

So, in other words, it was about as accurate as next month’s weather forecast or Jerry Falwell’s creation theory, take your pick.

Egg, meet face.

Annette Bosworth is running for Senate in South Dakota.  Republican, of course.

If you could bottle the mean juice in her veins, you could market it as sexually stimulant for grisly bears and fire ants.

On her Facebook page:

So, according to Ms. Bosworth, little children should starve until they are old enough to get a newspaper route.

I have a grandbaby.  When he stays at my house, he is totally dependent on me for food because he’s going through a hard time.  It’s called infancy.   We’re pretty sure he’ll outgrow it despite the fact that we fed him anyway.

Holy cow, Republicans, get a grip.  Sweet Jesus said to feed the hungry.  He didn’t put restriction on that or say Void In South Dakota.