Oh y’all, this is a tad nauseating so I hope you didn’t just eat.

Tucker Carlson says every little boy’s dream is to have hoochy koochy with his teacher.  Speaking of a recent ace where a teacher performed a lap dance for a 15 year old boy, Tucker said she should not be punished.  Apparently, perversion is a desirable trait in Tucker’s women.

Oh yeah, Tucker Carlson.

The women are upset and the man understands, and here’s the bottom line: A 15-year-old boy is not a 15-year-old girl, and so – I got a lot of mail about this – every man understands this,” Carlson said. “A 15-year-old boy looks at this as, like, the greatest thing that ever happened, and I think for a 15-year-old girl it would be traumatic. That’s just real.

After all, if a woman is not a seductress, then what is her worth?  Tucker, that judge of all things female, could not help himself.

Carlson said the teacher, in his estimation, was hot “enough,”…

Let me be the first to suggest that any woman willing to do the dirty with Tucker would be, in his estimation, hot “enough.”

Now I do understand that Tucker’s biscuits ain’t golden brown and his elevator doesn’t get to the top floor, but I think he should keep his sexual fantasies to himself.  I think he makes his wife dress up like a school marm and whip him every night.  Or maybe makes him write “Tucker is a bad, bad boy” on the backboard 100 times.

Don’t those guys know that we’re giggling at them?

I’ve mentioned before that my friend Evalyn is running for Mayor of my small hometown.  Mayor Moore has give money to Democratic candidates and that is considered a large sin by her opponent, who, ironically makes a living by taking money from candidates because he’s a highly paid Republican political consultant.

She’s a giver and he’s a taker.  In more ways than I can count.

He has a new mailer this week.  Take a look at it.  Here it is in PDF format.

This arrived at my home last Friday.  It also appeared as a half page ad in the local newspaper. I am a 25 year member of my local YMCA.  Even though Bubba and I don’t use it much since the kids are grown, we pay our family membership dues because our local Y is important to our community.

This mailer attempts to make it look like Gary Gillen, who is so slick that he can’t keep his socks up, is endorsed by the YMCA.

Yeah, I could bite nails in half.  Bubba has to pour water on me just to keep me from bursting into flames.   A letter on YMCA letterhead written one month before a hotly contested mayoral race and published during early voting one week before election day is meant to look like an endorsement letter.

I know for a damn fact that phone lines are sparking all over town.  I have two friends on the Board of Directors for local Y’s and they are livid.  The people I have talked to at the Y say they are meeting today to decide what to do.  It better be swift and it better be strong or candidates will know that the punishment comes after the election and it’s not all that bad.

Gary Gillen knows for a fact that what he did is wrong.  He was willing to risk the YMCA losing their tax-exempt status to promote his own political future.  And he did it on the backs of poor children.

He’s going to hell.

Thelma told me, “Honey, look at the mess he’s made.  He hasn’t even been elected yet and he’s already made a mess.”   She’s right.

Thank you, North Carolina.  You took Texas off the Hypocrisy Map for today.

So there’s a Republican in North Carolina who has some ‘splainin’ to do.

Steve Wiles, a Republican state Senate candidate who supports North Carolina’s constitutional amendment against same-sex marriage, once worked as a female impersonator at a gay nightclub in Winston-Salem and was gay at the time, according to a co-owner of the nightclub and a former employee.

His stage name was Mona Sinclair.  Bless his heart, he spent 6 years denying that was him until the evidence caught up and smacked him in the hiney.

He now apologizes to everybody — not for lying but for “the things I did when I was young.”  The lying was okay because he is, after all, a Republican.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

There’s this certified pastor in Arizona named Steven Anderson who has this woman-thing all figured out.

Arizona Pastor Steven Anderson warned his congregation recently that birth control was not only turning women into “whores,” it was also destroying the country.

He knows about Thelma, huh?  Thelma practices birth control with her husband Junior Janochek, Jr.  One Junior Janochek III is all the world needs.  Birth control did not necessarily turn her into a whore but it did, in fact, turn her into a hairdresser after Junior III started school was got on somebody else’s last nerve during the day.

Pastor Anderson

The preaching continues …

“Not only does birth control do damage to women, it hurts their body if they’re using the pills. And it also affects their character, causing them to be an idle, tattler, gossip, turning aside after Satan,” he insisted.

Women would “get into sin” if they were not “busy” raising children, Anderson said.

Oh my goodness, now he’s preaching about me.

If not having children at home to take care of means I’m a whore, then I gotta tell y’all something – whoredom ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Thanks to Marge for the heads up.

Let me make something REAL clear.  I do not have a dog in this fight other than the fact that I think it’s disgusting that a sitting school board member spreads gossip  about a candidate and asks other people to spread it for him.  The bad guy here is not the people he spreads rumors about – the bad guy is the one who writes this crap.  He disparages other Republicans and elected officials.  And then goes to church with them.  What a jerk.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

Mark Twain

Whoever said that the government closest to the people is the best government has never been to a school board meeting.

The Fort Bend Independent School District has perhaps one of the nastiest school board races in the state of Texas.  They consider elections to be a blood sport.

I’ve had some of their Republican Party emails sent to me because they are now eating each other.

Please meet David Rosenthal, a member of the school board. Here’s one of his email to his close friends, or so he thought.  He’s asking them to do his dirty work so he can keep his hands clean.

You folks from foreign states won’t recognize these names but locals will.  Kumar is Fort Bend’s answer to Fox News in print.  He wants desperately to be loved by the Republicans and they, in turn, make fun of him behind his back.  In this email, they appear to want to extort him.  Deron is Deron Harrington, their candidate.   Tassin is Kristin Tassin, their female opponent.

David Rosenthal, a school board member, is the author.

If anyone has other ideas, please state. Will any of this help or hurt Deron? That is truly all that matters at this point.

One thing we can do right now is to finally show that Ms. Tassin has no credibility. Here’s why and how:

1) Kumar – In his article, Republican Womens Club snubs candidate, Kumar wrote all kinds of stuff about Tassin including that she was a precinct chair and nonsense about some other Kristin Tassin. Is she really a precinct chair? Also, as we know, anyone who showed up was allowed to be a delegate. Problem is that, according to Tina Gibson, Kumar was not at that meeting. So who wrote the article? http://fbindependent.com/republican-womans-club-snubs-woman-candidate-for-school-board-p7257-1.htm

Would one of you be willing to contact Kumar and ask him who wrote the article and tell him that you are going to expose him?

2) The Fox 26 TV planted story. I have a facebook screen capture showing an admitted Tassin supporter admit that her husband was the camera man on that story and that she contacted Tassin to see if Tassin would be available. I know for a fact, that Fox 26 told the district that they would not be doing the story. The public needs to know that Tassin had no right to speak to this story, especially the way she spoke FOR the district and the board. She is not a Commonwealth parent, nor did the steering committee have anything to do w/ the Commonwealth overcrowding solution. It was between the district and the parents. Not even the board of trustees was involved. Her supporters are blaming Fox 26 for editing the story the way they did. How can we get this information out there? Is someone willing to go out and state it? I will attach the screen capture for you later today or tonight. Or one of you can go to the FBISD Concerns fb page and search for that thread and capture it. I can’t do this from work right now.

3) The most recent article in the Fort Bend Star quoted Tassin saying that she voted for John Edwards. Tassin then wrote on FB saying that she was misquoted. Can someone please call Betsy Dolan at the FB Star and ask her if she misquoted Tassin or if Tassin is trying to discredit Ms. Dolan. I would start by stating that Tassin is trying to discredit you.

4) Once we get the answers from Kumar and Ms. Dolan, can someone please go back to the FB GOP facebook page and ask Tassin these questions?

I would love to do this myself, but people keep telling me that as an elected official I can’t and shouldn’t, so it makes me even more frustrated.

I feel like Tassin’s response on the FBGOP fb site is sitting there unchallenged.

DBR

Rosenthal, if you’re not man enough to do your own dirty work, get the hell off the school board.  What kind of lesson are you teaching our kids?  And until they can scientifically prove that slime is not contagious, I am not voting for any candidate you support.

There will be more damn goofy school board emails tomorrow.  Let’s let them twist in the wind on this one for a day.

Can you tell I’ve had it with these people?

I’ve also got sign stealing on tape and exploitation of the YMCA’s tax exempt status.  (heavy sigh)

Lord, I hate local elections.  I do.

So Governor Duh went on Meet David Gregory this morning.  (It is not Meet the Press.  The press ain’t there.  David Gregory is there.  And, hell, he ain’t all there.)

David Gregory must be scraping bedrock if Rick Perry is the best he can do.  Rick Perry never knew much and he forgot most of that.

So anyway, Ole Rick has this to say.

Perry, whose state has put more prisoners to death than any other since 1976, acknowledged that Lockett’s execution was “botched” but stopped short of calling it “inhumane.”

“I don’t know whether it was inhumane or not, but it was botched,” Perry said on NBC’s “Meet the Press.” “There’s an appropriate way to deal with this and obviously something went terribly wrong.”

Now I want to tell you that Rick Perry is from a  state where we execute innocent people.  But, dammit, we don’t botch it.  We kill them dead right off the bat.  To Rick Perry, it’s humane because we don’t dig them up every five years for a damn booster shot.

I don’t like Rick Perry and always will.