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March 21, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Yes, I know that Fred Phelps Died Today. I’m Doing the Meanest Thing I Can Do To Him. I Ignoring Him.

March 20, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Hey, We May Have Kesha Rogers But They Have This Woman

March 20, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The Republican Party in Illinois have a woman who won their primary named Susanne Atanus who wants to be a congressperson.

EP-701219738.jpg&maxw=238&maxh=248&updated=To say that she’s wacky is to give wacky a good reputation.

“God controls the weather. God is angry. We are provoking him with abortions and same-sex marriage and civil unions,” she continued. “Same-sex activity is going to increase AIDS. If it’s in our military, it will weaken our military. We need to respect God.”

She told another source

“Everybody knows that God controls weather,” she told the news site in January. “God is super angry,” she added.

There is a picture of Ms. Atanus.  I do not know what she did to piss off God.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

So, Let Me Get This Straight: You’re Whining About Me Whining?

March 20, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Why do we always end up back here with Democratic Women versus Republican Girls?

Up in Minnesoooota, Democratic State Rep. Carly Melin introduced some bills asking for equal pay for equal work, expand access to child care, and paid sick leave.

Well, the Republican girls weren’t having any of that.

53B“We heard several bills last week about women’s issues and I kept thinking to myself, these bills are putting us backwards in time,” State Rep. Andrea Kieffer (R) told colleagues at a Wednesday hearing on one of the measures. “We are losing the respect that we so dearly want in the workplace by bringing up all these special bills for women and almost making us look like whiners.”

In Minnesota, women make 80 cent for every dollar a man makes in the same job.

Here’s my plan for dealing with Andrea.  Let’s don’t whine that she’s whining about us whining.  Let’s just kick her ass.

Thanks to Jay for the heads up.

Kesha Rogers

March 20, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Kesha Rogers is in a runoff with Dr. David Almeel for the Democratic US senate race in Texas.

She’s a stinker and having met her many times, I can assure you that this woman is barely holding on to reality.  She’s a Lyndon Larouche cult follower so she has wacky ideas.  She thinks the Queen of England runs the world and that our first order of business should be to colonize Mars.  Yeah, the planet.

Screen Shot 2014-03-20 at 9.38.38 AMShe is also obsessed with Nazis.  She stands on street corners holding up pictures with President Obama sporting a Hitler mustache.  And the sign to the right is now on their webpage.  They use the word “Nazi” in place of the word “bad.”  You know like, “My blind date last night was Nazi.”  Or, “Watch out!  That soup is Nazi.”

Anyway, to no ones surprise, the Federal Election Commission has some questions about her “petty cash” account.  It seems she has gotten loose with the statutes.  Caution:  Legal Mumbo Jumbo ahead.

Schedule B of your report discloses disbursements with the purpose replenish petty cash. Please be advised that cash disbursements to any person or vendor for any single purchase or transaction may not exceed $100. If payments to the original vendor exceed $200 in an election cycle, a memo entry including the name of the original vendor as well as address, date, amount, and purpose of the original purchase must be provided. Please amend your report to include the missing information or provide clarifying information if memo items are not required. (2 U.S.C. §432(h)(2) and 11 CFR § 102.11)

For example, she reimbursed “Mr. Joseph Jennings” $270.25 for “parade float materials” from petty cash.  Okay, first of all, how much does a Hitler mustache cost?   And second, why are you paying him in cash?

The FEC has this and other question for Kesha.  Obviously, they are Nazis.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

So, There’s That

March 19, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Let me set this up for you.  Missing airplane.  Fox News.

Screen Shot 2014-03-19 at 4.24.07 PMFox News host Bill Hemmer on Wednesday suggested that Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 may never be found because “it took us 2,000 years to find Noah’s Ark.”

“So, what, it took us 100 years to find the Titanic?” Hemmer noted. “It took us 2,000 years to find Noah’s Ark. Do we ever find flight 370?”

Y’all, when did we find Noah’s ark?  I must have been napping.

Thanks to Irene for the heads up.