Most of you know that Texas Congressfool Steve Stockman is running against Senator John Cornyn for the highly undistinguished honor of being the Republican nominee for Senate in Texas.

Cornyn’s people dug up an old mug shot of Stockman and started putting it all over town.

Stockman was arrested in 1977 for felony possession of valium.  The case was dismissed and Stockman says the record was expunged.

I didn’t say anything about it because I know plenty folks who made some mistakes and then turned themselves around and have lived a distinguished and honorable life.  I figured it would backfire on Cornyn.

But, noooooooo.  Stockman couldn’t just explain and let it be.  He had to threaten someone.

Stockman probably needs that valium now.

He’s gone batcrap crazy and is threatening to file criminal charges against anyone who posts his mug shot on the internet machine.  You know, this one.

Oh yeah, batcrap crazy.

Michigan’s 43rd Judicial District Clerk stated Stockman was never convicted of any charge and the documents were supposed to have been destroyed in 1978. Another Michigan official has advised Stockman he has grounds to file criminal complaints against any person or media organization that published the documents.

Well, that does it.  I will not publish his mugshot on my internet page.  Not me.  I kinda figure this picture isn’t worth actual criminal charges being filed against me.

So, you know, I will not post it.

Now, if I knew some lawyers, I might just start putting it in women’s restrooms all over Michigan.  And by “it”, I mean this.

But, since I do not know any lawyers, at least not any who would go to Michigan for me, I will have to be content with just looking at other people’s internet page with this picture.  You know, this one.

I’m sorry that Steve Stockman got in my face and issued a challenge to have me arrested in Michigan and I backed down.  I know you’re disappointed in me.  But, I just figure the picture isn’t worth going to jail over.  You know, this one.

Y’all, am I so cynical and jaded that I have deep suspicions about the minute that we start talking about major cuts to the defense budget, another Cold War breaks out?

Is this just coincidence?  Or do we live in a world where war is always damn breaking out?

I dunno.  It’s probably just me.

Guys, is this satire trying to make the Tea Party look dumb or is Victoria Jackson guilty of smoking some dope with a low IQ.  Or is this just a career move?

I mean, you gotta admit, it’s hard to tell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5splvdHGxA#t=103

There’s a communist living in the White House?  Hell, Honey, there ain’t even a communist living in the Kremlin.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Y’all, tomorrow will end the great fun I have had watching the Republican Lt. Gov’s race in the GOP primary.  It is rare when you get three seriously crazy people and one incompetent incumbent running for the same office.

I admit that I should have paid for a ticket to that show because I enjoyed it thoroughly.  I was sad that it will over Tuesday.  Until I thought about Wednesday.

There is not soul in Texas who thinks it’ll be over tomorrow.  Wednesday morning will bring us a run-off.  Madam Swami Juanita and Her Shiny Crystal Ball predicts it’ll be a a fun-filled run-off between incumbent David Dewhurst and Oh My God He’s Nuts Dan Patrick.  It not only will be a GOP bloodbath, but will include witty quips like this.

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Snap!  That’s a doozy.

If you’re in Texas and you haven’t voted yet (which I really do not want to hear because you should have voted early), go vote.  Remember:  Kesha Rogers is not a Democrat.

Now here is an interesting visual —

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My Daddy was a white man.  My brother is a white man.  I married a white man and gave birth to only white men.  All my white men vote Democratic.  I don’t think that’s solely because I have a shotgun and an abiding need to clean the gene pool of any resemblance to Ted Cruz, but on the other hand, it probably doesn’t hurt either.  Just sayin’, ya know.

Thanks to Jay for the heads up.

Y’all, this makes me giggle.

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I know it shouldn’t make me giggle because Graham’s just giving Putin permission to attack the US.  And I know I shouldn’t giggle because nothing would make Lindsey Graham happier than being able to blame that attack on President Obama.  I should absolutely not giggle because this is some serious crap rhetoric.

But, hearing that little girl voice call President Obama weak and indecisive when he can’t even decide what gender he wants to be, is just kinda little girl cute.