Did y’all know that the CPAC convention is being held in Gaylord National Resort in Maryland?

I dunno why I thought that was funny.  But, you know it is.

So Ann Coulter is sitting around one day thinking of mean, horrible things she has yet to say about Hispanics and her mind starts to wander … hummm … what is gross, demeaning, violent, hateful, and scares the crap outta women around the world?  Rape?  No, Hispanics!  That’s the ticket!

“This isn’t natural. You have, especially on places like my favorite network, for humor, is MSNBC — and you know, they’re sneering, ‘Oh, Republicans just have to get used to it, the country is changing.’ No, this isn’t a natural process. It’s like you’re being raped and the guy is telling you, ‘Sorry, my penis is in you. Nothing you can do about it.’ No, you’re raping me! There is nothing natural about it!”

Ya know, if Ann Coulter didn’t exist, the left would have to create her.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Well, they held a symposium on outreach to minority voters.

Lots of light, no thunder.

Y’all, they let Rick Perry speak at CPAC.

A fired-up Gov. Rick Perry, who’s considering another presidential bid, kicked off Friday morning with a rousing speech, declaring “It’s time for a little rebellion on the battlefield of ideas.”

That sounds real nice, but on the battlefield of ideas, Rick Perry doesn’t have any ammo.

Thanks to Old Mayfly for the heads up and John for the cool graphic.

Slick.  Darrell Issa is so damn slick that he can’t keep his socks up.  He is one mustache away from being Snidely Whiplash.

I cannot understand how this man got elected to anything since he’s slicker that a bull snake dipped in hot butter.  Y’all, he would tie Miss Nell to the railroad tracks and then go smoke a big ole cigar and drink a glass of merlot with his pinkie finger in the air.

That guy sends my creep meter so high that you could jumpstart a nuclear submarine with it.

Darrell was a big ole bully and shut off Elijah Cummings microphone in a hearing before the congress of the United Damn States of America.

And this is the apology he issued.

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

You damn patronizing snot-nosed smirking botoxed ignorant fool.  You bring your prissy little California butt down here to this beauty salon and attempt to shut off my microphone and I will show you a hissy fit, Slick.  When I get through with you your grandchildren will be born shaking.

Hissy fit, my patootie.

Elijah Cummings should have pounded you over the head with a leather bound copy of the Constitution that had a brick attached by accident.

Darrell, you are a slimy sumbitch.  Right after you “apologized” to Elijah in a private phone conversation, you prance your hiney on Fox News and speak your true heart —

During a Fox News interview Thursday evening, Issa showed no remorse, ridiculing Cummings for his outburst.

“Do you apologize to Congressman Cummings?” asked Megyn Kelly.

“You know, I broke no rules and he broke the decorum of the House,” Issa said. “I did things according to the rules. I followed a script, and then Mr. Cummings decides to have quite a hissy fit.”

Pull your socks up, Congressman.

Yeah, you were in the right and he was in the wrong.

And one more thing.  Decorum?  Really?  Let me tell you something.  Right now the House of Representatives has less decorum than your average plastic flower arrangement.

Really? You really mean this?

President Obama’s “potency?” Really?

Obama — the perception of him and his potency across the world — is one of such weakness,” Palin said. “Lookit, people are lookin’ at Putin as one who wrestles bears and drills for oil. They look at our president as one who wears mom jeans and equivocates and bloviates.

Potency? Really?

Yeah, I just loved it when Bush and Putin killed Osama bin Laden. Did they do it with their shirts off?

And Sarah, your new hairdo is just creepy.