Okay, as if the Republican primary in Texas was not already a source of pride and entertainment, they now have the writ twits involved.

Steve Stockman (genuine crazy person) is running in the GOP primary against John Cornyn (who plays a crazy person in DeeCee).

Stockman jumped all over Cornyn by calling him Barack Obama’s best friend and then Stockman disappeared for a few weeks.  In his defense, he claims he did not disappear because people cannot disappear, and science the Bible clearly states that being invisible is not possible.  After all, he knew where he was.

So Cornyn’s people set up a little PAC called “I See Paris.  I See France.  I See Something in Steve’s Underpants.”  Okay, I made that up.  So sue me.  No wait.  I didn’t say that.  These guys probably would.  The PAC was named Texans for a Conservative Majority.

The PAC set about putting up a website where they reproduced a mug shot of Steve being charged with a felony for underwear drug possession, in clear violation of the peace and dignity of the State of Texas as defined in the Texas Criminal Code, Section Oh Dear Lord.

Steve is suing the PAC because he claims he was never arrested for a felony.

But, there’s this from the Dallas Morning News.

As for the felony charge, that stemmed from the time his girlfriend hid three Valium tablets in his underpants when he was reporting for a weekend in jail. “When they found that they charged me with a felony,” he told the Houston Chronicle.

Those interviews were back in 1995, during Stockman’s first two-year stint in Congress.

So, in 1995 Steve admits there was something in his underpants besides anything you could possibly expect and that he was indeed charged with a felony which was later reduced to a misdemeanor because nobody, and I mean nobody, wanted to talk about Steve Stockman’s underpants.

In addition, the underwear incident happened on his way to serve time in the county jail for traffic violations.  Hey, if you want to be a United States Senator one day and you find yourself going to county jail for a weekend, at least have the good sense to put a copy of the Constitution in your underwear.

So, Republicans in Texas have been reduced to talking about Steve Stockman’s underpants instead of jobs, education, or health care.

I guess that beat the hell out of talking about how they’ve screwed up Texas.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Okay, here’s a very cool thing you can do this weekend.

I’m With Wendy is a website run by a friend of mine and you can get in on the ground floor because this sucker just went up this morning.

This photo project is open to anyone who lives in Texas.

If you would like to participate in this photo project:

1) Write your own sign that starts, “I’m With Wendy because…” followed by a specific reason that you are voting for Davis. Please DO NOT write, “because she’s not Greg Abbott” or “because she’s better than the other option.”

2) Send me an email titled “I’m With Wendy Pic” with the picture attached and please type the city where you live, and, if you would like, your name.

Email: imwithwendyD@gmail.com (NOTE the D in the email address!)

And some suggestions:

she backs legalizing medical marijuana and will consider its decriminalization

she has a strong history of support for the LGBT community

she champions equal pay

she has literally stood in the way of anti-choice legislation

she has been a supporter of Planned Parenthood for a long time

she filibustered a budget that cut over $5 billion from education funding

she has been an advocate of veterans

she wants state-wide Pre-K for all Texas kids

she favors granting driver licenses to undocumented immigrants

she backs re-regulating college tuition

she wants to expand Medicaid

she supports federal efforts to declare the voter ID law unconstitutional

she backs gay marriage

she wants teachers to have higher pay

 Let’s make this happen.

Tom Perkins, the venture capitalist who does not believe in democracy, has an idea.  The more money you have, the more votes you get.  Which means, of course, that Paris Hilton gets about a billion more votes than I do.

That makes sense.  She is, after all, a lot smarter.

Pressed for examples of how the rich were being demonized, Perkins said that he feared higher taxes.

“The fear is wealth tax, higher taxes, higher death taxes — just more taxes until there is no more 1%. And that that will creep down to the 5% and then the 10%,” he said.

Oh, you mean Ronald Reagan’s trickle down theory scares you?

Demonized.  Yo, Tom, kiss my blue blue butt.

Thanks to everybody in the 99% for the heads up.

You’re gonna love this.  This is State Senator Dan Patrick, running for the most powerful job in Texas, Lt. Governor.

I am so going to miss this guy when he loses.

Sometime things just come together in a way that you know the gods of weird are at work.

A guys puts an ad on Craig’s List that he wants to sell his iPhone 5.  He agrees to meet a potential buyer inside the WalMart in Missouri City.  Missouri City abuts Houston.

The potential buyer becomes a real life jerk, steals the phone and hits the owner in the face.

The owner of the iPhone is Luke Kwan and he has a license to carry a handgun, which he figures is a license to use one wherever he damn well wants to.

He chases the thief out of the store and … you know this is not going to end well, right?

According to investigators, Kwan ran after the thief. During the pursuit, Kwan pulled out a gun and fired several shots in the middle of the busy parking lot as the man ran away.

The thief was not hit. Police said he jumped into a white SUV and drove off.

During their investigation, Missouri City police found that a bullet hit a nearby home on Horizon Drive.

It’s a damn iPhone.  All you had to do was install the Find My Phone feature before you sold it, but nooooo …. you wanted to be a Craig’s List iPhone Cowboy.

Thankfully no one was hurt in the home.

So there’s a 34 year old guy in California named Brent Thomas Posada who got shot in the abdomen and was taken to the hospital.

He told police that he was just standing on the sidewalk minding his own business when a black man approached him and held a gun to his head.  He says he shoved the gun away and it went off in his abdomen.

He had described the black male suspect as 6 feet tall, 185 pounds, and in his late 20s. Posada said that the man had been “wearing a black hoodie-style sweatshirt, blue jeans and black, high-top shoes with silver stripes,” the The Record Search Light reported.

Well, the police looked around and there was no blood on the sidewalk and things didn’t seem quite right about this whole story.

That was when Posada finally admitted that he had “intentionally” shot himself in the stomach with a high powered air rifle while he was inside his residence.

I don’t mean mean to stereotype but the first clue that Posada wasn’t all there is that he’s all here:

And if anybody in California has a sense of humor, they will send a black guy dressed exactly like the black guy he described to be his doctor.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.