Florida.

During a road rage incident, some idiot shot hisowndamnself.

According to the Orlando Sentinel, the man said he had been driving toward Orlando on Interstate-4 when another driver allegedly flashed a weapon after the two had some type of altercation.

To protect himself, the man brandished his own handgun, causing it to discharge into his leg.

It’s hard to be a tough guy while you’re bleeding from your own gun.  But if you think about it, this may be the solution to innocent bystanders during road rage.  Just have the drivers shoot themselves and says, “So there!  That’ll show you.”  The one who survives the worst wound wins.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.

Sarah Palin, still the comedian.  Her Facebook page.

She wants President Barack Obama to quit playing the race card.  And she says that on Dr. Martin Luther King’s birthday.

I suspect she feels that President Obama plays the race card when he shows up.

Maybe she should stop playing the stupid card.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up and John for the graphic.

If you were to sit down and make a list of anyplace you’d be willing to go, I’ll bet my best pair of pink boots that the South Carolina Tea Party Convention in Myrtle Beach would be last place.  Yeah, even below Charades Night at Dick Cheney’s House.

But, you missed a treat.  Louie Gohmert spoke at the South Carolina Tea Party Convention in Myrtle Beach.  He got himself filled with the Holy Spirit and went on a tour of Exodus, Chronicles, Isaiah, and Leviticus through all the begets and stonings, to arrive at praise deemed high enough for Benjamin Netanyahu.

Louie believes Netanyahu will be as prized as King Soloman and King David, who, you know, kinda wrote the book on this kinging stuff.

And Louie was so damn eloquent about it …

“I told [Netanyahu], and some people think this is crazy and meddling — apparently from the reaction some of y’all actually know who I am — but I told the prime minister, I said, ‘I mentioned this to you in 2009′ — we met a couple of times since then, but anyway — ‘I mentioned this to you in 2009 and I want to reiterate it, I think, I’m not a prophet, I know the Old Testament, I know history, I think you’ve got a chance to be one of Israel’s great leaders.’”

“I said, ‘I am talking about all time. The big ones. Going back to David, to Solomon, up through Josiah, Hezekiah until the end, on up through Ben Gurion …”

As a side note, Louie does know that King David had 8 consorts, right?  I mean, there goes that whole sanctity of marriage thing right there.

I am certain that Netanyahu was high flattered to be called so lofty by a crazy old man from the Green Acres Baptist Church in Tyler, Texas, who can’t hardly talk English, which is kinda sad since English is the only language he speaks.

I have to admit that I am not a big winter Olympics fan.  I live on the Gulf Coast where the sun let’s her rip. Mostly, I have to put on a parka just to watch the winter Olympics.  I don’t like heights and I don’t like cold so the only kind of skiing I do is on water while gulping gas fumes from the powerboat ahead of you.

Generally, I will bundle up a watch a few winter Olympic events.  I’m not so sure about this year, though.

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The problem is not how did they get in there, it’s how do you get them out.

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But, most of all this one —

Thanks to Marge for the heads up.

Freedom Industries, those good folks who gave West Virginia licorice flavored tap water is declaring bankruptcy.

I wonder if the owners had to pay extra baggage fees for all the cash leaving the country?

Sumbitches