Cheyenne, Wyoming.

An accidental shooting occurred at Lowe’s in Cheyenne at approximately 2:30PM Thursday.  Cheyenne police say a 22-year-old woman was shot in the arm after a handgun fell out of the holster on a 58-year-old woman.  Neither names have been released.  The 22-year-old woman was transported to Cheyenne Regional Medical Center, her status is unknown.  Lowe’s remains open for business.  The investigation is ongoing.

Holster?  Crap. woman, don’t you have a damn purse?  No, you gotta wear a holster.  You know for a fact that it makes your butt look big.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

California, where they think safety first!

A 43 year old woman was shot in the shoulder with a .22 caliber handgun by her husband as he was “clearing a handgun for a safety check.”

The woman’s husband, who wasn’t identified, was “very distraught” over the shooting, which detectives have preliminarily determined to be accidental, Lightfoot added.

If he brings a date to her hospital room, I’d rethink this deal.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Flower Mound, Texas, is trapped beween Fort Worth and Denton in northern Texas.   There are about 65,000 souls who call it home.  The population is 84% white, 8% Latino, and 4% African American.  It glows in the dark.

Tom Hayden, the Mayor of Flower Mound, is a man who loves his Bible and doesn’t think you’re living right.

“… the morality that helped build our country is based on the values that are found in the Bible. And as we look at problems, maybe we’re getting away from those values. And in my little small way, I want to encourage people to get back into those values.”

Accordingly, he officially declared 2014 the “year of the Bible.”

Hummm … I guess The Year of Zane Grey was taken.

He’s got a website going, which we hope isn’t being paid with city taxes, where the begats are going to get be-boring.  They are reading the New King James Version, which is not King James at all and makes my skin crawl, but that’s just me and I don’t live in Flower Mound and that’s probably why.

Tom Hayden makes mention of the fact that President Ronald Reagan also declared 1983 to be the Year of the Bible.

Humm … 1983, the year of the bombing of the embassy in Beirut, Hurricane Alicia, unemployment rises in the US to 12 million the highest figure since 1941, and we invaded Grenada.  I’m not sure this Year of the Bible thing works but if Flower Mound invades Lewisville, we know who to blame.

Thanks to Cheryl for the heads up.

Oh, Barack Obama, what insanity you cause.

Please meet Radio Chatterbox Erik Rush.  In November, he predicted that the President was going to bomb 90% of the United States so that he and Valerie Jarret could live in luxury bunkers while George Soros made billions of dollars betting against the US dollar.  This plan also includes that “Bathhouse Barry” … “will blackmail every politician, military leader and police officer in America to get himself a third term.”  See, it makes sense – that’s why Soros needs so much money.

And the main place to be bombed is Charleston, South Carolina because … hey, your guess is as good is mine.  Something about Lindsey Graham, I suspect.  I’ve been to Charleston South Carolina, and honestly, it doesn’t look that dangerous to me.  It’s too hot and humid to get off the porch most days.

Well, since that didn’t work out, Obama had a backup plan, and it’s a doozy.

This plan involves Barack Obama using aliens and Canadians to hurt you.  Yes, you.  You personally.  It was brought forth by Jim Garrow.

“What we’re going to see soon is an unveiling of the concept that we have in fact been contacted by and have been in communication with people from other civilizations beyond earth and that will be part of the great deception that is forthcoming soon from Mr. Obama,” Garrow told Rush.

Garrow added that Obama will claim he is in contact with aliens as part of “the greatest deception that mankind has ever faced” all in order to increase his popularity and help his low poll numbers. But according to Garrow, the man who revealed the details of the plan, which he says was devised in the 1960s, was murdered by Obama in Hong Kong!

Okay, okay, if this plan was devised in the 1960’s that mean that Barack Obama, who was born in August of 1961, is a damn genius child prodigy.  And let’s face it, everydamnthing that happened in the 1960’s is scary as hell to these people.

And there’s the whole Canadian/Chinese whatyamacallit.

As for the Americans who rise up against Obama and aren’t deceived by his alien plot, Rush predicted that patriotic civilians and soldiers will fight Obama’s Chinese-United Nations army. Garrow even said that Obama will send in troops from Canada to bring down the insurgency: “Obama can ask [Canadian Prime Minister] Harper to send troops into America to help quell the rioting and vice versa.”

And vice versa?  Whoa, there’s rioting in Canada?  You never mentioned rioting in Canada.  Who’s rioting in Canada?  And we have a Chinese Army?  Where did we get that?

Kinda makes you look forward to what stories they’re going to come up with about the first woman President.

Thanks to John for the heads up.

My email box was stuffed on New Years Eve with politicians and issue groups begging money for the midnight end of year deadline that will show up in the January filings.

David Dewhurst, man of the tampons, had a different idea.  Check the date and time it went out.  (Click the little one to get the big one.)

Maybe we can get his supporters to believe election day is a day late and a dollar short.

Thanks to Jane for the heads up.

Hey Bubbie, are you snowed in and need something fun to start off the New Year?

Thanks Rolling Stone.

And, of course, our own Steve Stockman kicks it off.

Thanks to Lindy for the heads up.