Mike Huckabee, that snake oil salesman from Arkansas who thought he should be President to bring a moral center to the United States, has lost his radio show.

Huckabee says it was contract disputes and that he wanted to devote more time to “other endeavors.”

Yeah, got it.

Other endeavors like …. I dunno, preaching on street corners?  Shining flashlights into the parked cars of teenagers?   Finger shaking?

Thanks to Maggie for the heads up.

I hope y’all remember Alan Keyes.  I think he ran for president a time or two or four and generally was well known on the speaker circuit for being a man who could babble without drooling.

Keyes is back.

Writing today in WorldNetDaily, Keyes claims that most Americans do support impeachment but are being ignored by leaders in Congress. He doubts that America can “wait three more years for the chance to end Obama’s destructive socialist coup d’état” that is creating a “vicious, dictatorial regime.”

However, he is hopeful that Jesus Christ “has the power to restore [America] to the better path of human destiny” and help “the movement to impeach and remove Obama and his cronies from office.”

Okay, first off, since when did a fair and free election become a coup d’état?

Second off, you’re asking Jesus to help you defeat your political enemies?  What?  Have you been reading Rick Perry’s Christmas cards?

So Jesus is trying to get Obama impeached?

Speaking of insanity …

Thanks to Carl of the Tundra for the heads up.

Virginia is apparently not just for lovers.

Two prison guards take an inmate to the hospital.  One prison guard goes with the inmate while the other stays in the parking lot apparently “cleaning his gun.”  That, I know, is generally a euphemism for what perverts do in a parking lot.  However, in this case, police believe actual firearms were involved because they have blood and gore to prove it.

And that’s where the fun begins.

A Virginia Department of Corrections officer was wounded in an apparent accident Thursday morning when a firearm carried by another officer discharged in a parking lot near VCU Medical Center in downtown Richmond.

If you want to “clean your gun” in a parking lot, please try to make sure it’s not a weapon that harms others.

Holy cow.  I am certain that much inmate laughing has ensued.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Ted Cruz ain’t finished talking yet.

And, that’s the good news.

It seems to have gotten real personal with President Barack Obama.  Cruz just doesn’t like him none at all.

U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz has told a conservative conference that President Barack Obama is lawless, providing the right wing rhetoric that makes him so popular in his home state.

The conservative Republican laid out his reasoning for why he thinks the president is “dangerous and terrifying.”

According to the Statesman, Cruz also slammed Obama for what he referred to as a pattern of “lawlessness on a breathtaking scale.”

The only dam thing he didn’t accuse President Obama of is body odor.  But, I think that’s coming next.

Let me help translate Cruz’s words into Texan for you.

Dangerous means “he’s black.”

Terrifying means “he’s black and smart.  And might own more guns than you.”

Lawless means “he’s still black.”

Breathtaking means “real back, real smart, and he might want your job.”

Thanks to Irene for the first heads up.

Donald Trump wants to run for Governor of New Damn York.

Oh crap, here we go again.

Trump spent more than two hours behind closed doors with county GOP chairmen across the New York and other party leaders as they encourage him to run for governor this fall against Gov. Andrew Cuomo, a Democrat.

Trump told the group that he would need to see the party unified behind him if he were to run, said spokesman Michael Cohen.

The upside:  New York would have a goofier Governor than Texas, Arizona, and New Jersey.  Combined.  That would give us all a little wiggle room in the My Governor is Goofier Than Your Governor Sweepstakes.

The downside:  It’s Donald Trump.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

Louie Gohmert cannot let a day go by without rending you that President Barack Obama is just like the Soviet Union.  Just like.  Exactly.  Same exact deal.

When asked about Obamacare, which is just like the Soviet Union, Gohmert replied …

There are some people that say, “Just let it go, it will fail on its own, and so why not let it go?” Well, that is true. It will fall on its own. But the Soviet Union was destined to fall. But think of the tens of millions of people that died, think of all the freedoms that were taken away from people for around 70 plus years.

Yep.  That’s Obamacare – taking away freedom for 70 plus years.

Thanks to Karl for the heads up.