The reviews are in and the program you guys bought for the Texas Democratic Party is amazing.

People over the age of 65 and disabled people are the least likely to have the stringent identification papers required now under Texas law.  At this site you can download a pre-printed request for a ballot by mail for every election in 2014 – primary through general election.  You can also do this for someone else like your Momma or your Aunt Betty Lou.

Better yet, you can download your entire precinct and walk it to your neighbors’ doors.  All they have to do is sign it and you can mail them in all together or FAX them in.

You can do your whole precinct or just your street.  The form is printed with each person’s data and your name is listed on the form as the volunteer who helped.  The beauty of this program is that small county parties with little or no money can use this with only the expense of paper and ink and nothing else if somebody has a fax machine.

Republicans can’t use them, because (1) the form asks only for Democratic primary ballots, and (2) only people identified as Democrats are in the program.   There’s other safeguards, too, but I ain’t telling because I’d love, love, love to catch me some cheating Republicans.

The buttons are easy to click and give you instructions along the way.

You have made a big difference for Texas Democrats.  Texans will be out block walking this weekend in my county, armed with these sign up sheets when they get to those doors.

Thank you, my friends.  I will let you know where you can use your money effectively and make a major difference when another project comes up.  Save a few dollars back because grassroots politics is what will flip Texas.

Ohio County, Kentucky.  It’s 3:00 am and the state police get a call about a gunshot wound.

Upon arrival, Trooper Baker found Arthur Wayne Wilson with a single gunshot wound to the left forearm.

Wilson stated he heard a noise in the chicken coop and thought it was a coyote attacking his poultry.

In an effort to protect the chickens, Wilson rushed outside and accidentally discharged his pistol into his left forearm.

The chickens and the coyote were both heard mildly giggling in the background.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Thanks to John for the graphic.

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I’M NOT JOKIN’!

Okay, first off, Steve gets ants in his pants over the budget and tweets this:

He’s voting no.  You got that? No.  He’s voting n-o.

This was tweeted on January 13, that was Monday, at 8:07 pm.

Okay, now fast forward to January 15, that was Wednesday, two days later, at 4:18 pm

Photographic proof that I am not jokin’.

And here ya go —

Look at the last one.  Look.  Do you see that name on the did-not-vote list?

On Wednesday, he forgot what he said in capital letters on Monday.  I mean, it was even written down for his reference purposes.  If he was going to vote “I don’t give a crap,” that’s what he should have tweeted.

So, all you folks who thought I was jokin’ can line up over here to my right to apologize.

Thanks to Arun for the heads up.

Exxon Mobile filed this with the Federal Elections Commission.  Click the little one to get the big one.

What does Exxon Mobile want to buy from a crazy man?  I mean, Stockman’s not going to remember tomorrow that you gave him money.

But, most importantly, “Replacement Check?”  Really?  Is it replacing something else?  Did Steve lose the first check?    Did it bounce?  Is the dirty money the cause of the mess at his headquarters?  Is it floating in his hot tub?  Does Steve Stockman really have friends?

For this and more tune into tomorrow for “Steve Stockman: Man of Missing Money” staring Steve Stockman as Himself and Gilbert the Glow In The Dark Zombie as Exxon Mobile.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.