Okay, you know that at least weekly I get into a fight with a Catholic priest.  There is a local priest here who runs the opposite direction when he sees me coming.

Up until this moment, the only man in a dress who I trusted was Ru Paul.

I’m beginning … just beginning … to rethink that.  Pope Francis is kinda cool.

He finally responded to Rush Limbaugh calling him a Marxist and here’s what he said.

“The Marxist ideology is wrong. But I have met many Marxists in my life who are good people, so I don’t feel offended.”

Ohmygod, the dude is acting like a Christian.

I ain’t buying the infallible crap and I sure ain’t buying the place of women in the church.  I’m not certain about this whole hell thing.  Well, at least I wasn’t until I met Pope Benedict and his cover-up posse.

Anyway, when the Pope pooped on Ronald Reagan’s trickle down economic, he did it beautifully.

The promise was that when the glass was full, it would overflow, benefitting the poor. But what happens instead, is that when the glass is full, it magically gets bigger nothing ever comes out for the poor. This was the only reference to a specific theory. I was not, I repeat, speaking from a technical point of view but according to the Church’s social doctrine. This does not mean being a Marxist.”

Rush, Honey, Jesus was actually the first Marxist.  Get over it.

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.

Okay, cowboys, I need another favor.  This one does not involved money.

The Good Folks at the Texas Democratic Party have gotten contributions to Turn Texas Blue from every state in the United Damn States of America except one.

You need to help me get a contribution to the Texas Democratic Party from that state.  This ain’t gonna be easy.

It’s South Dakota.

So, if you know anyone in South Dakota, please ask them to donate at least $5. to the Texas Democratic Party.  Click here.

If you don’t know either of the people who live in South Dakota, you’re in the same boat as I am.

Thank you.

I am at the State Democratic Executive Committee Meeting this morning in Austin. This is Glen Maxey explaining to the Texas Democrats assembled from across the state the program that was purchased by you. They were excited. Lots excited.

Beta testing will start soon. Thank you all again.

Someone was brave enough to step out there and tried to rank the Ten Worst Texans on 2012.

So many options, so little time.

Personally, I don’t know how you can have this list without Joe Barton or holy-crap-what-were-they-thinkin’ Louie Gohmert, but it’s a try.

Any comments?

Hey, my kid is in from the foreign state of California and the even foreigner Los Angeles, so I’ll be spending time with him today.  A have a friend approving comments so y’all entertain yourselves.

Oh Fox News.

Oh the things that are important to you.

Megyn Kelly does a whole section based on a Slate story that maybe Santa could be black, too.

Kelly insists —

For all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white. But this person is maybe just arguing that we should also have a black Santa. But, you know, Santa is what he is, and just so you know, we’re just debating this because someone wrote about it, kids.

She also insists that Jesus was white.  Really?

You have to see this for yourself.  She is a load of looney, that girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT2pHS650AI#t=117