Oh Holy Night.  Either you get with the damn Prince of Peace or we’re gonna peace all upside your butt.

Bodie Hodge, a Super DeLux Branch Christian, contents that non Christians should have to work on Christmas and not get time and half for it because they don’t deserve it.

He also says they should give up weekends because that, too, is a Christian thing.  I guess he didn’t know that Muslim countries have Friday / Saturday weekends. We did not have an official weekend in America until the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938.  Up until then, Christians believed that work was good for the soul and child labor was just dandy.  They also burned witches but that a whole ‘nother story.

So, the way to convert people to Christ is not to be like the Prince of Peace, but to humiliate and punish people until they believe, believe, believe.

Get a load of this attitude.  Honey, if Sweet Jesus ain’t watching, then Santa Claus is …

Darlin’, have you ever seen men more gleeful about hurting people?

Thanks to TexasTrailerParkTrash for the heads up.

Just when you think you’ve seen enough creepy crap to last a lifetime, along comes George Zimmerman (yeah, that guy) and blows the bottom outta creepy.

He selling his “art” on Ebay.

And some dandy art it is.  It’s kinda decoupage meets rubber stamps.  Kinda Martha Stewart on crack.

As the official art critic for The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., I would like to add that he does get extra points for irony with that whole “and justice for all” stuff.

Here’s the real pathetic situation.  With three days left, the painting is already up to $110,000.

The Steve Stockman campaign office appears to be a crack house and a den of iniquity with a used furniture store in the middle.

Someone snuck in and took pictures.

I need to be honest.  I raised three boys and this grosses me out.  I do not gorse out easily.

I think they’re going to have a file an environmental impact study to throw away the carpet.

Take a look if you dare.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

So Bill O’Reilly has seen Santa Claus in person and says that Megyn Kelly is right — he’s white.

And Megyn, who has not been told that her show is videotaped, is now claiming that she was just joking.  Sure, that’s why everybody was laughing with her and not at her.

Okay, let’s strap both of them and force them with listen to Sweet Baby James.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR5vupwpRJc

Somewhere, someplace, insecure white people, fearful of losing their exceptionalism is cussin’ an angel for letting little children see the Santa they want to see and the Jesus they can understand.

Thanks to Aggieland Liz for the heads up.

And a very Merry Christmas to you, too, Phoenix.

A Salvation Army bell ringer in Phoenix appears to be first casualty in the War on Christmas.

Kristina Vindiola says a woman hit her outside the Wal-Mart on 91st Avenue and Thomas Road after she said “Happy Holidays.”

“The lady looked at me,” said Vindiola. “I thought she was going to put money in the kettle. She came up to me and said, ‘Do you believe in God?’ And she says, ‘You’re supposed to say Merry Christmas,’ and that’s when she hit me.”

She was going to slap the devil right out of that Holiday crap.

You know, I’ve often wondered what kind of pressure came about to cause these folks to change their hotel chain name to Holiday.

Think we can get the religious right to go protest them not calling it the Christmas Inn?

Or at least start the rumor that it used to be the Christmas Inn and see how long it takes Fox News to headline the story.

Thanks to TexasTrailerParkTrash for the heads up.