This is Getting Good!
Pass the popcorn, Thelma!
Republican Rep. Peter King said Friday that his Republican colleague in the Senate, Ted Cruz, “is a fraud” who will “no longer have any influence in the Republican Party” after the House votes on a measure that could potentially lead to a government shutdown.
So Republican Representative Peter King just called Republican Senator Ted Cruz a fraud. He left out, “You’re ugly and your Momma dresses you funny.” He’s saving that for Monday, I suspect.
Okay, so here’s the deal. Thelma and I are going to open the One Stop Republican Insult Emporium, where for just a dollar a piece, we will provide Republicans with words to insult other Republicans.
Like, “He just snapped a link in his tracer chain.”
We’ll even personalize some of them, like for Cruz, “Is your butt jealous about the amount of crap that just came out of your mouth?” (That’s a $2 one.)
“Remember when you stopped to think for a minute? Well, you need to start again.”
“I don’t exactly detest you but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.”
“Hey, McConnell, you’re so old that you fart dust.”
“We all sprang from apes, but Rand Paul didn’t spring far enough.”
Oh hell, I’ll give them these for free. I think they need pies to throw, too. That would be so cool!
Thanks to Susan for the heads up.