Michael Berry, who is a conservative radio show host in Houston has opened the Redneck Country Club in Stafford Texas.

Michael says he is a Southern Baptist so I have no idea why beer is being served.  Of course, he also says he’s a happily married man so I don’t know why he got caught at 11:00 pm in a well known gay bar where an eyewitness claims he did a hit and run in the parking lot when leaving.

The allegations have people talking, not only because of the alleged crime, but also because Berry, a conservative, was inside a gay bar at 11 p.m. on a Tuesday .

When Local 2 Investigates emailed Berry, asking for an interview, he replied, “My attorney is Dick Deguerin. I have been advised not to comment at this point, as much as I would like to.”

It all started Jan. 31 when Berry came to T.C.’s Show Bar alone. Only KPRC Local 2 has a copy of the bar’s surveillance video that shows him inside having a beer at the bar and then walking to the restroom.

The Redneck Country Club website has some real interesting stuff on it, including the need of confederate flags.

And the little dojibber beside the URL on your computer is a tiny little handgun.

What could possibly go wrong?

Alex Jones is a rightwing talk radio host.

I also think he’s Minnie Mouse because he’s screwing Goofy.

Here’s the latest.

Fringe conservative radio host Alex Jones said this week that an effort to avert a U.S. attack on Syria with diplomacy was actually a United Nations plot for the extinction of the human race, which would be replaced by “globalists” like President Barack Obama who would become cyborgs by using “life-extension technologies.”

You know, I was thinkin’ that myself.

You know you’ve kissed reality goodbye when you make Rush Limbaugh look sane.

Well, who could have predicted this calamity?

Top 1% incomes grew by 31.4% while bottom 99% incomes grew only by 0.4% from 2009 to 2012. Hence, the top 1% captured 95% of the income gains in the first three years of the recovery.

So if you started with enough money to burn a wet elephant, you now have enough to air condition hell.

And that trickle down thing?  No, the rich people’s swimming pool ain’t leaking.  That means you’re still so poor that your kids have a tumbleweed as a pet.  And the 1% have just decided that tumbleweed is a delicacy.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.

Oh crap.  Let’s hope this doesn’t have legs.

Colorado voters ousted two Democratic lawmakers, including the state senate president, in a historic recall vote on Tuesday over their support for tougher gun control laws, handing a major victory to gun rights supporters.

The recall races, the first in Colorado history, are at the epicenter of the national fight over gun control in the aftermath of a series of mass shootings last year, and were seen as a test of the sway of lobbyists on both sides of the debate.

Let’s put a little more butter on this biscuit.  Why even have elections?  Just let the NRA run the country.  I mean, they seem to have everything under control.  You know, except for this innocent bystander thing.

Thanks to UmptyDump for the heads up.

I was sleeping in that morning when my son called me on the phone, woke me up and said, “Momma, you need to turn on the tv.  I think we are at war or something.”  The second airplane had just hit the World Trade Center.

My oldest son was in the Air Force and I knew he had some very big and important war games that day.  On that morning everyone was worried about a strike against all the military.  (By the way, he has some very interesting stories about the airmen being confused about the real world terror threat level and the war games threat level.  The vast majority of them thought they were still playing war games when the change in threat level occurred.)

Like all Americans, I was scared, confused, and just kept thinking, “The idiot son is President.”   Turns out, I was right.

If you feel the spirit move you, share your memories of that day.

Fox Newsvarmint Neil Cavuto took to the public airways and dropped his drawers.

Fox News anchor Neil Cavuto on Monday devoted an entire segment to the possibility that a United States attack on Syria could be a sign of the End Times, a period in which Christians believe that Jesus Christ will return to face the emergence of the Antichrist.

“This Syria stuff is way old,” Cavuto explained. “I mean Old Testament old. That’s how old I’m talking about. Don’t laugh. Some biblical scholars say it’s all there in black and white.”

No, Neil, we’re not laughing.  We’re really not.  Batting our heads against the wall, yes.

Honey, if George Bush being elected for a second term was not a sign of the end times, then there are no end times.

Syria is way old.  Yes, indeed.  At least he knew that.