Well, you got your Muslims, your communists, your uppity wimmen, your black President, them Mexicans, liberals ….

And now – ta da! – violent South Americans.

Congresstoad Steve King of Iowa says that people from South America coming to the United States are importing their violent society with them because, you know, the United States is like totally non-violent.

“If you bring people from a violent civilization into a less-violent civilization, you’re going to have more violence right?” he asked. “It’s like pouring hot water into cold water. Does it raise the temperature or not?”

Does this turkey read a newspaper or watch the local news at night.  Holy crap, if we were any more violent, they’d have to build a thunderdome around us.

And, of course, there are civilizations that are just violent.  Which makes the NRA give King such a high rating.

By the way, just to top off a goofball week, King also said that members of his own party are “under a spell” about immigration.

Rep. Steve King (R-IA) continued to defend his comments on immigration reform during an interview with New Day’s Kate Bolduan, explaining that most Republicans agreed with him before the presidential election, but are now cast under a “spell.”

Not the witches thing again, okay Steve?  You guys have overused that one.

Thanks to Web T for the heads up.

True the Vote is simply a money-raising, ego-satisfying operation who wants to criticize your backyard while hiding dead bodies in their own.

And that’s the nicest thing I’ve ever said about them.

If you recall, a local GOP county commissioner candidate was caught red handed voting both here and in Pennsylvania in 2006, 2008, and 2010.  Here’s the damnest part – he lives in the same county commissioner precinct as me and Cathy Engelbrecht, the damn head honcho of True the Vote.

When we blew it wide open, Engelbrecht criticized us for publishing his name because he hadn’t been convicted yet.  She then challenged me to prove it.  I produced all the records from here and Pennsylvania and laughed in her silly face while she went around preaching scare tactics to local churches.

Y’all, she’s doing it again.  She claims to have 173 cases of double voting fraud in Florida and Maryland.  But, how many Republican cases of fraud just 2 miles from her house?  Zero.  None.

I am convinced that woman can’t see lightning or hear thunder.  Catherine Engelbrecht is not interested in Republican voter fraud, especially when we caught this guy doing it because he was bragging about it to fellow Republicans, including the then county chairman.

No, he never even got indicted.  Yes, our district attorney is a Republican.

So, Cathy, it’s a gorgeous Sunday morning in our mutual small hometown so you can march your prissy patootie right over here and kiss my big blue butt.  You’re a hypocrite and a disgrace to people who truly do care about voter fraud.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

Okay, you guys from foreign states got to know Texas Lt. Governor, David Dewhurst when (1) he lost to Ted Cruz in the GOP primary in Texas for the Senate seat, and then again (2) when he lost control of the Texas House during the Wendy Davis filibuster.

Dan Patrick

Dan Patrick, the Don King of Texas politics, is running against Dewhurst (lovingly known as The Dew) for Lt. Gov. in the GOP primary next year.

Texans for Dan Patrick have a new website that is the goofiest damn thing ever in the whole world.  It’s David Dewhurst  a cat.

I’m waiting for the response:  Dan Patrick as pond scum.

Fine Dining at the GOP – Soylent Green.

The best thing that could happen?  The primary gets postponed again until June and the fattest sumbitch left picking his teeth at the GOP table gets to hold office.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

I cannot tell you how excited I get when I hear that Rand Paul may run for President.

Some who hates me put my email address on the mailing of the American Conservative Pac.  So, today I got this amazing email:  What Is Barrack Obama Hiding?

Now, let me stop right about here and tell you that one of the first signs of mental illness is when people use random underlining, all caps, and BOLD in their writing.  Whoever wrote this email is about 3 badges short of a Boy Scout.

American Conservative PAC shares a PO Box with these guys – The Conservative Patriot.

And probably a few more places I just didn’t find.

I went to the FEC and best I can figure, these guys simply raise money to raise more money.

Now, crazy talk about Rand Paul doesn’t even wiggle my britches anymore.  But, Honey, when you add Steve Stockman and some big bold letters and I get pretty darned excited.

Yeah, that’s been the problem.  Nobody has started a petition to demand impeachment yet.  Why didn’t we think of that?

Sometimes these folks are real entertaining.  And at least they are taking the money of fools who now can’t give it to something that really might make our lives worse.

Enjoy!

Republicans, who can’t seem to get along with anybody, have taken the hatchet to CNN and NBC to broadcast their upcoming Presidential debates.

It is unknown how much CNN and NBC had to pay to get this done but I bet it was about the same as landing on Boardwalk with two hotels.

I don’t guess the GOP considered that this frees up CNN and NBC to just run the outtakes from the debates.  You know, when Rick Perry forgets his middle name or Ted Cruz tries to explain that the birther argument does not apply to Cuban Canadians.  Or when the studio catches fire and Rand Paul won’t let anybody call the socialist fire department and suggests that everybody just spit on the fire instead.

Or, maybe they could run Shark Week opposite the debates and nobody would notice the difference.

All in all, it appears that cranky old men are getting crankier.

Okay, so the rightwing Heritage Foundation did a push poll on Obamacare so they could extort Republican congresssheep to shut down the government rather than fund Obamacare.

That would be a foolproof plan if there weren’t so damn many rightwing fools.

And yet, despite oversampling Republicans and asking misleading questions, the poll still finds that pluralities favor keeping Obamacare and that Republicans would bear the brunt of the public’s wrath if the government shuts down.

So bring it on, bad boys.