You know what? Republicans can kiss my big blue butt.

They are blaming Wendy Davis for the 3rd special session and demanding that she should pay for it.

Dudes, quit attacking women. Just quit it.

Everything is her fault

After spending their first special session watching State Sen Wendy Davis’ (D) marathon filibuster and their second passing the abortion restrictions Davis was fighting against, the Texas legislature is back for a third session. Now, they need to handle the transportation measure that was the motivation for the original special session, before they got sidetracked with anti-abortion legislation.

Unfortunately for the state’s taxpayers, the extra time will cost them an additional $2.4 million. But one lawmaker has an idea for who should foot part of that bill: Davis herself.

Both the special sessions are because Lt. Governor David Dewhurst didn’t put the transportation bill before the filibuster. So if Republicans say that Dewhurst’s lack of planning and intelligence are Wendy Davis’ fault, they better be prepared to prove that she’s his Momma.

Everybody out there, go find something orange to wear today and if somebody asks you why the fool tarnation you’re wearing an orange scarf with a pink shirt, tell them, “Because Republicans in the Texas Legislature need a good thump upside the head and since I ain’t close enough to do it myself I’m passing along the message.”

Maybe.

Tea Party Misspelling – It’s not just for signs anymore.

Congressman Chuck Fleischmann of the Chattanooga, Tennessee, area released a postcard he sent to President Obama to un-welcome him to Chattanooga on Tuesday.

It went like this —

Mr. President,

Welcome to beautiful Chattanooga.  We appreciate you are in town, celebriting the businesses that have come to Tennessee thanks to our low regulation, low taxes, and right to work policies.  While here, I invite you to visist a few historical natural attractions like Ruby Falls, a true Chattanooga treasure.  However, Obamacare is making it difficult to maintain or grow businesses of this size.  Even though Tennessee’s strong leadership has put us in a better position than most we’re not immune to the burdens this policy is placing on Americans across the country.
Best,

Chuck Fleischmann

Chuck also misspelled 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by writing 1600 Pensylvannia Avenue.

It should be noted that “fewer than half of Hamilton County students in grades 3 through 8 can read at their grade level, according to standardized test results.”  Ole Chuck just fits right in.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.