So, you’ve heard that the GOPpers are taking Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) — or food stamps – from the Farm bill.  That’s food for working families who still fall below the poverty level.  Seventeen million children go to bed hungry at night.

Yeah, His Mother Warned Him That His Face Would Stick That Way

When Democrats tried to “revise and extend their remarks” on the bill, something always routinely done with no objection, Louie Gohmert objected.  Loudly. That’s something unheard of.  It means that the division in the House is ugly, mean, and vicious.  Thanks to Louie Gohmert.

“Mr. Speaker, I ask unanimous consent to revise and extend my remarks in strong opposition to the farm bill rule and the underlying bill because it will increase hunger in America,” Rep. Suzanne Bonamici (D-OR) said.

Although requests to “revise and extend” remarks are routine, Gohmert immediate shouted, “Objection!”

Rep. Joe Kennedy (D-IL) next asked permission to “revise and extend” his remarks in opposition to the farm bill “because it takes food nutrition away from working families.”

“Objection!” Gohmert yelled.

Yeah, well, Captain Crazy, we’re even because I have objected to you for years.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

It is my opinion that we jumped from the skillet into the deep fryer when Rick Perry decided not to run for Governor.

Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott came through the open door.  I do not like Greg Abbott.  At freekin’ all.  I have never liked him and always will.

“I go into the office in the morning, I sue Barack Obama, and then I go home.”

Greg Abbott

He’s as serous as a rattlesnake bite.

He has sued the federal government 27 times, eating up tax dollars on both ends like a digestive system trying to meet in the middle.   The cost for Texas alone is $2.58 million dollars.  And of those 27 cases, he’s only won 5 of them.  He ain’t just an expensive lawyer, he’s a damn bad one.

But, here’s the part that rattles my brain.

In 2004, Greg Abbott launched an effort to strike down the Americans With Disabilities Act because it was “unconstitutional.” Abbott, himself, is in a wheel chair, following an accident when a tree landed on him. Abbott lost the use of his legs, won a $10 million lawsuit settlement — then immediately championed tort reform. In both of these fights, Abbott fought to prevent Texans from enjoying the same disability assistance — financial and regulatory — that he himself has benefit from.

So after he gets his $10 million settlement, he screwed everybody else who gets injured.  If a doctor commits blantant malpractice and because of it, your 3 year old is crippled for life, do you know the most you can collect?  $250,000.

He is the most hatefilled man in Texas.  And, Honey, this is a state where the competition is stiff.

The great political minds have caught up with what everybody has known since Elvis died:  Battleground Texas came here to win this state for Hillary Clinton in 2016.

Oddly enough, Hillary holds her own against Rick Perry in Texas.

Texans have adopted the opinion that a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and woman’s gotta do the rest.

Honey, you put the Clinton political machine and the Obama political machine in the same room and there ain’t  a Republican in the entire United States States of Damn America who can knock on the door.

But, we don’t have to wait until 2016.  We have Wendy Davis, Leticia Van de Putte, Senfronia Thompson, and a whole host of other women to clear the thicket for Hillary by winning statewide now.

Honey, we’re working to make the new State Motto this one.  Texas:  where men are men and women are … in charge.

North Carolina saw how all the women in Texas wanted the government to make choices about their bodies so …

North Carolina House Republicans are pushing legislation that would restrict abortion access, attaching the measure to an unrelated motorcycle safety bill on Wednesday and giving neither the public nor Democratic legislators any advance notice.

On Wednesday morning, state Rep. Joe Sam Queen (D) wrote on Twitter, “New abortion bill being heard in the committee I am on. The public didn’t know. I didn’t even know.”

Okay, so does this mean you can only have abortions on motorcycles or that you can’t have abortions on motorcycles?  I know I’m confused.

Do Vespas count?  I hope not because I want a pink one.

I guess once the Pope approves the jacket, all bets are off.

Thanks to Miemaw for the heads up.

Thanks to customer John A. Kwitkoski for designing the graphic.

My friend Noah got this on his Facebook ad list.

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Here ya go.  If you want quality entertainment, listen to the testimonials.

Using Scalar Waves and Solfeggio Energies to protect Targeted Individuals from Electronic Harassment & Psychotronic Attacks

Best I can figure, Solfeggio Energies has something to do with your chakras and Scalar Waves are something “that work outside the realm of physics.  You know, like voodoo.

So these suckers cost anywhere from $295 to $695 for the total protection package.  They also offer a special tamper resistant seal to keep the bad guys from tampering with it at the post office.

You think I’m kidding, don’t you?

Less attractive?  Really?

Thelma is now in the backroom putting tape around her curling iron to sell as an attractive replacement for a tin foil hat.

Thanks to Noah for the heads up.