Archive for June, 2013

Calling All Texans

June 19, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I just got this heads up from my sisters in the Texas Democratic Party.  If you are anywhere near Texas, we need your help.  Let’s make this happen —

Greetings!

Last night, after six hours of debate, the Texas Senate passed the omnibus abortion regulation bill.  If this bill becomes law, the number of clinics where safe and legal abortions are performed will drop to 5 in the entire state of Texas. Today, there are 47. There will be no clinics west of I-35, no clinics in South Texas, none. Five facilities for all the women in Texas.

We have one last chance to stop this attack on safe and legal abortion in Texas: the public hearing in the House State Affairs committee, currently planned for tomorrow late afternoon. If enough people speak at this hearing, the bills will lose the one thing they don’t have on their side: time. Can you speak at State Affairs tomorrow, June 20th?

Here’s how it works: the hearing process allows three minutes for each person to testify. If 20 people testify, the hearing lasts an hour. 40 people, two hours. 100 people, five hours. With the special session ending next Tuesday, June 25th, every minute this bill spends in committee is a minute its supporters lose to get it passed before the Tuesday deadline. We need to pack this hearing with pro-choice supporters who will speak for three minutes each. It’s that simple.

The tricky part is that we cannot give you an exact start time for the hearing. I know how frustrating this is, but this is the way it works in the Legislature. State Affairs will meet upon adjournment in the House. If the floor debate is short, that could be as early as 4pm; however, if the debate on the redistricting bills goes long, the State Affairs hearing could start much later. We need to be prepared to get to the Capitol early and to stay as late as it takes. Frankly, the best thing that could happen would be for the hearing to go so long that the chair decides to continue it Friday morning.

To make this easier for you, we’ll send an email alert tomorrow afternoon with information about the start time in State Affairs. We’ll also update the CADW Facebook group with information about the hearing. We’ve also created a special CADW registration page for people who can commit to coming tomorrow and Friday. Please register right now! Knowing how many of us can come and speak (and who can be there on Friday morning, if necessary) will help tremendously. Thank you for letting us know you’ll be there tomorrow and speak against this attack on Texas women.

Here’s what you need to do:

1. Sign up on CADW’s registration page so we know how many Democratic women (and men) to expect tomorrow. We’ll send you an email Thursday afternoon letting you know how it’s looking. If there’s no reason to rush there at 4pm. we’ll let you know. We’ll also update the CADW Facebook group with the information.

2. Come to the State Affairs hearing on Thursday afternoon (or evening). It’s in the Reagan Building, room 140, on the Capitol complex. Here’s a map–it’s called the JHR on the map.


3. Register to testify against the bill. This is simple and there will be people there to help you. You’ll do this when you arrive at the Reagan Building. (This is an official state form; registering on the CADW form does not register you with the committee.)

4. Wait for your turn to speak. Remember, you won’t be alone. We’ll all be waiting together.

5. Speak personally for three minutes about why you oppose the bills under consideration. It’s very important that you tell the committee why you are personally motivated to attend and why you oppose the bills they’re considering. Don’t be afraid! The committee knows that you are there as a concerned citizen. Be polite, be personal and take all 3 minutes.

6. Be prepared to return to the hearing on Friday morning and speak when your turn comes. The hearing happening on Friday morning is a great thing, but we still need to use all the time we can to slow down this destructive bill. If you can be there Friday, that would be fantastic.

Again, we’ll use Facebook and email to keep people informed about the hearing start time. We’ll also keep you posted about Friday morning.

Clearly, this is a huge undertaking. We need as many people to speak as we can get. There are women coming in from across the state to speak for only three minutes. The women of Austin need to be there too. It’s the least we can do for the women across this state.

Thank you for coming on Thursday. See you at the Reagan Building, room 140.
Lize
Lize Burr, President
Capital Area Democratic Women

Did I Read That Right?

June 19, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Highway 91 between Midland and Odessa is where bad people go when they die.

Seriously, the devil lives there.

There’s a church there who claims to be all about love.  It’s called the Southwest Baptist Church.  Over to the right is a picture of the pastor and his family.  I have seen a smile before and, Honey, his wife ain’t smiling.  That’s gritting her teeth.  That right there is a desperate plea for help.

Anyway, this Baptist Church claims to be all about love, love, love.

Yep.  So they put up this sign that I suspect is meant to be an instruction manual on how to love.

Okay, the way I read that, I can’t do the wild thing with a man.

Bubba is gonna be real disappointed.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Texas Congressmen Are Taking Time Off From Watching Fetal Masturbation to Bring You This Important Message

June 19, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It’s easy as hell to eat on $4.50 per day and congressmen who are trying the SNAP challenge are overpaying for groceries.

Donny

Donny Ferguson, Texas Congressjerk Steve Stockman’s communications director and agriculture policy adviser, announced that he walked his hiney down the street to the grocery store and bought enough food for a week “for just $27.58, almost four dollars less than the $31.50 “SNAP Challenge” figure.”

I don’t believe it.

I don’t think Donny understood that you have to eat all three meals off the $31.50 a week, and that fancy lunches with lobbyists don’t count nor do the donuts at the congressman’s morning coffee.

Congresswart Stockman and Donnie think SNAP recipients are eating high off the hog for $4.50 a day.  If that is true, then let’s make $4.50 a day the limit for reimbursing meals for traveling congressional staff. Huh, Donnie, how about them hot dogs?

Thanks to Brian C for the heads up.

What The Hell Is Wrong With You, Dallas?

June 18, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

This makes two in one day.

Meet Congresstoad Kenny Marchant.   Yeah, Kenny.

CongressToad Kenny

Kenny is scared of immigrants.  He hollers like a little girl at the mention of immigration reform.  In all fairness, there’s a lot about Kenny that is like a little girl so this immigrant thing isn’t surprising.

You wanna know why Kenny thinks immigration reform is real, real scary?

The proposed immigration overhaul “is very unpopular in my district,” said Marchant, who represents suburbs west of Dallas. “The Republican primary voters, they’re being pretty vocal with me on this subject.” Besides, he said, “if you give the legal right to vote to 10 Hispanics in my district, seven to eight of them are going to vote Democrat.”

Yeah, Kenny, and the #1 way to make that happen is to oppose immigration reform.  You know, maybe if you were concerned about the needs of immigrants and welcome them like Jesus told you to do, they would vote for you.

Go on, Kenny, keep whining like a little girl.

Thanks to Brian C for the heads up.

Texas Tough

June 18, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

There are 4 horrible, invasive, and pig ignorant abortion bills facing the Texas House during the special session.  These bills will come damn close to making safe and legal abortions unavailable in Texas.

We may storm Austin.  I may need those of you who can get to Austin to come help us on Thursday evening.  I will let you know when we know more.

Meanwhile, we have a flag.

Permits? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Permits!

June 18, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Thank you God, it is North Carolina this time.

A major gun-rights bill took an unexpected turn Tuesday with a proposal to eliminate the law that requires people receive a permit from their county sheriff before they can buy a handgun.

Yes Dude, that is exactly what we need – more mentally disturbed people and felons with guns.  THAT is exactly what has been missing in North Carolina.

They also want to be able to carry their handguns into bars and other places that serve alcohol, because what’s more fun than a drunk with a pistol?  I mean, it’s not like fights ever break out in bars anyway.

Buck Newton, The Enhancing Man

“We’re here to enhance our Second Amendment rights, which have been too long restricted by the previous majority,” said Sen. Buck Newton, a Republican who represents parts of Johnston, Wilson and Nash counties.

Yeah, let’s do some enhancing!  Let’s let kids carry guns and convicted dope dealers.  Let’s enhance the hell outta North Carolina.

Why limit it to just people – how about monkeys?  Can monkeys have guns?  And no, I am not being tacky by suggesting that Buck Newton has a strong resemblance to most primates.  Okay, maybe a little tacky.

Thanks to David for the heads up.

Read more here: http://www.newsobserver.com/2013/06/11/2955048/nc-bill-would-do-away-with-handgun.html#storylink=cpy
Read more here: http://www.newsobserver.com/2013/06/11/2955048/nc-bill-would-do-away-with-handgun.html#storylink=cpy