Oh, Y’all, Allen West is Just Begging For Your Help
Remember crazy ole Allen West?
Sure ya do. Sarah Palin’s friend from Florida who served one very loud term in congress. He once announced that “there’s about 78 to 81 members of the Democrat Party that are members of the Communist Party.” Oh heck, West, that’s not right. It’s much, much higher than that. Last time I counted it was 3,453,211.
So, instead of sliding into obscurity after he got beat, he has founded the Allen West Guardian Fund to support himself. You know, kinda like an electronic tin cup with pencils in it.
Today, he is running a contest to see who should be the GOP Presidential nominee. The pickin’s are slim. Uncharacteristically humble, West left his name off of it this time.
They require an email address so make one up or get on his mailing list for more fun! Please vote for Rick Perry. Puleeeese. Oh dear God in heaven above, let Rick Perry be the GOP nominee.
One other thing, whenever I think about it I go to TomDeLay.com just to see what he’s trying to sell today. Lookie what I got this morning. Click the little one to get the big one.
I think that means he’s OFFICIALLY toxic now.
I take some pride in that.
Thanks to Brian for the heads up.