(I’m working on it. Please feel free to add.)
10. Your TIVO is recording you.
9. During dinner at a nice restaurant, your potato distinctly says, “Speak up, please.”
8. You have more vans parked in front of your house than a 1960s Janis Joplin concert.
7. When pest control comes to your house, they find real bugs.
6. Your cat keeps pooping tiny microphones.
5. The Onstar lady starts inquiring as to WHY you want to go to 764 Elm Street, who lives there and when you plan on coming home.
4. The black car following you has the license plate IRS LUV
3. The Secretary of State calls your name on national tv for your “relations” with Thai’s Message Parlor.
2. The President uses your toast at Bob’s wedding in the State of the Union address.
1. Your dropped cell phone calls make an actual crashing sound.