SuperDeLux Brand Christian David Barton has come up with a new theory on why war is justified. We have to slaughter people to civilize them.

Fancy David Barton, Injun Killer

No, I am not kidding.

To demonstrate his point, Barton said that Native Americans declared war on “all the white guys” because missionaries tried to convince them to stop torturing their enemies but they resisted these efforts to civilize them and “so we had to go in and we had to destroy Indian tribes all over until” they got the message.

I am not going to say Hitler, although this may be the one argument in a million where it is justified, but I will say Pol Pot.

Thanks to Norma for the heads up.

If there is one thing lacking in this country, it is judges standing up for the right of felons to possess firearms.

An Orleans Parish judge on Thursday ruled that the state statute forbidding certain felons from possessing firearms is unconstitutional, in the wake of a constitutional amendment passed last year that made the right to bear arms a fundamental one in Louisiana.

So, thanks to the NRA, Louisiana gives convicted felons the right to breathe or go to church or enjoy free speech, they must also give them a gun.  On the upside, it’s an outside the box thinking about population control.

Lawyers threw a pile of papers at each other over this because lawyers throw papers at each other the way ancient men threw spears, but the court has ruled so now it heads to the Louisiana Supreme Court when three members of the Duck Dynasty familhy serve as justices.  Would I kid about something like that?  Of course, I would.

Oh, and Bobby Jindal is just so excited about this new freedom.

Thanks to Julie for the heads up.

The Fix at the Washington Post has created a fabulous bracket.

Click the little one to get the big one.

Please note – Rick Perry’s name isn’t even being considered.   They considered Condi Rice, a war criminal, a more viable candidate than Rick Perry.

That makes me happy.

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.

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Right here it says this.

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And all this time you thought the best thing about Earth was gravity and oxygen.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

This toon is for Texans —

Thanks to Ellen for the heads up.