In a case of “Well, I guess you’ll have a good story to tell at the gun club,”  Brian Currence of Fayetteville, Arkansas, instructed semi-suicidal drunk people how to make headlines.

Brian Currence was arrested in connection with domestic aggravated assault and refusal to submit to arrest, according to the news release. Currence was arrested after brandishing a gun at his ex-wife’s home, the news release stated.

Witnesses said Currence pointed the gun at his head and pulled the trigger twice, but the gun didn’t fire, the news release stated. When he was manipulating the gun to try to fix the malfunction, it fired and hit the refrigerator, according to the news release.

There’s rumors that he also double-killed a pot roast and there’s a bottle of Diet Coke still spewing all over the eggs.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up and latest news in gun control.

Just as I gleefully note that CPAC is bring Sarah Palin to the forefront and sending Chris Christie home, along comes some other news.  They are also not allowing Pam Geller to speak.

They seem to be at war with more people than you can shake a stick at.

…the Grover Norquist/Suhail Khan cabal refuse to address (jihad, sharia, the war on freedom in the West).

This year, I applied to speak and was ignored. I tried to get a room for an AFDI event, “The War on Free Speech,” and was ignored. So, for the first time in five years, I won’t be at CPAC. Last year Suhail Khan bragged out loud that he (and his other operatives) had successfully kept Robert Spencer and me from being invited to speak.

Pamela Geller is the woman who is convinced that Barack Obama is going to turn our constitution into Sharia Law.

Have I mentioned to y’all that I am far more afraid of Scalia Law than Sharia Law?

I am.  And that’s the truth.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.

As customer Brian says, “They dug a hole and that’s where they put the bar.  How much lower can ya go?”

It takes very little to be a Conservative Hero nowadays.

President George W. Bush’s former chief strategist Matthew Dowd is slamming the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) for snubbing New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) while inviting former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R), who he asserts “wasn’t competent enough to keep a Fox News contract.”

However, Democrats are rejoicing.   James Carville says, “Any day that you have more Sarah Palin and less Chris Christie is a good day for James Carville.”

We here at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. are hoping that CSpan covers CPAV.  That would be must-see teevee!

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Texas man-about-pasture, Kinky Friedman, is once again pondering on running for Governor of Texas.

Kinky writes books, sings songs, offends damn near everybody, and has no visible means of support except for his occasional Bi-Polar World Tours.

Kinky has run for Governor, Agriculture Commissioner, and the county line. He is funny.

Last week in Dallas, he startled the world with his plans for the great up yonder.

Kinky reports that he has made out his will. He says, “I’m gonna be cremated and I want my ashes spread on Rick Perry’s hair.”

Never to be seen again.

Thanks to David for the heads up.

It seems to me that Mark Sanford is now Hiking the Fruitcake Trail.

Here’s the strangest damn story you’ll hear all day.  Mark Sanford, the former Republican Governor of South Carolina who got caught having a torrid love affair with an Argentina hottie, is now running for Senate, you know, where he could take more international trips lookin’ for love without raising suspicions.

There had been speculation that his first wife, Jenny, who is more popular than he ever was, might run for the senate seat herownself.  She decided against it.  Their divorce was not a pleasant event and she says they rarely even speak to each other.

So, Mark Sanford, who is even more delusional than the required amount it takes to be a Republican, hatched a plan.

At the funeral of a mutual friend, he asked her if she was going to run for the senate seat.  She told him no.

The very next day, he went to visit her.

According to Jenny, she had already told Mark she would be taking a pass on the race the day before, at the funeral of a mutual friend. So when Mark came to visit her, he arrived with a proposal. “Since you’re not running, I want to know if you’ll run my campaign,” he said. “We could put the team back together.”

Jenny told him, in so many words, that wasn’t going to happen. Mark made one last appeal.

“I could pay you this time,” he said.

Republicans – where money is the motivation for damn near anything.

Thanks to Brian and David for the heads up.

Remember Sheldon Adelson?  The Las Vegas guy who spent $150 million dollars to help Republicans in the last election?

You know, the guy who looks like a cross between Jabba the Hutt and The Godfather?  That guy.

Well, Darlin’, he rolled the dice and came up about $150 million dollars short.

Plus, he’s had to admit to the Securities and Exchange Commission that his Las Vegas Sands Corporation “likely violated a federal law against bribing foreign officials.”

It seems that Sheldon admits to bribing Chinese government officials to expand his business in China.  The total amount of the bribe?  $700,000.

Now that’s a far cry from the $150,000,000 he used to bribe Republicans to expand his wealth.  Only difference is that that’s perfectly legal in the United States of America.

Is this a great country, or what?