I am proud to announce that we had a bigger crowd at a Texas Democratic Party workshop in my hometown yesterday than Donald Trump had at CPAC.

Bubba stood where he was seated to take this picture so he missed about half the room.  You’ll also notice that he didn’t get me in the picture.  I’m speaking and he left me out of the picture.  Forty three years together and he left me out of the picture.

I also want you to notice the diversity in the room – white, Hispanic, African American, and Asian.

So I have something to say to Republicans.  GAME ON!

Customers,

We are closed today due to the pathetic fact that I have nothing better to do with my life than put on a Democratic workshop today.  I will be in meetings all morning and then a workshop with the brightest minds across Texas all afternoon.   Okay, maybe not all of Texas but at least 22 counties.  Okay, so some of those counties have only one Democrat in them.  But, that Democrat is gonna be there!

I’ll post pictures tonight so you can see that we are damn serious about turning Texas blue!

Feel free to talk amongst yourselves if anything fun happens at CPAC and I’ll get a friend to check in and approve comments every couple of hours.

Yes, in fact, she is a golden girl.  Which one of them was the Secretary of State, United States Senator, and Presidential candidate?  Was that Blanche or Sophia?  I forget.

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.

There is a just and loving God.

I know that because the more Ann Coulter talks about women being lesser creatures, the more odd her face begins to look.

Ann Coulter: What the Hell?

I’m not being catty.  Ann has cornered the market on catty.  I’m just making a scientific observation.

My theory is that she couldn’t get rid of her Adam’s Apple so she was hoping that the weird plastic surgery eyes would distract you away from it.

That’s just a theory.  The other theory is that God is getting even on earth, which is rare but in this case certainly welcome.

Reacting to Sen. Dianne Feinstein’s (D-CA) blunt reply to Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on gun control, Republican pundit and author Ann Coulter exclaimed on Thursday night that the whole conversation makes her think “liberal women should not be able to hold office” in the United States.

“He’s absolutely right, he nailed her, so she said I’m offended,” Coulter said. “I used to think women just shouldn’t be able to vote. Now I think at least liberal women should not be able to hold office, and by woman I do not mean to limit that to the biological sense. That is not an answer, I’m offended.”

Ann, Honey, go look in the mirror.  God is telling you to shuddup.

Anybody with a high school education knows that we do, indeed, limit the first and the fourth amendments.  You cannot shout fire in a crowded theater so you also should not be allowed to bring a bazooka into one.  Same deal.

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I lost my agenda, but I think the second day at CPAC is when they burn witches at the stake. Or maybe it’s books. I get confused.