Archive for March, 2013

Told Ya So – Day Two CPAC

March 15, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Yes, in fact, she is a golden girl.  Which one of them was the Secretary of State, United States Senator, and Presidential candidate?  Was that Blanche or Sophia?  I forget.

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.

Oh Dear, Did You Hurt Your Face?

March 15, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

There is a just and loving God.

I know that because the more Ann Coulter talks about women being lesser creatures, the more odd her face begins to look.

Ann Coulter: What the Hell?

I’m not being catty.  Ann has cornered the market on catty.  I’m just making a scientific observation.

My theory is that she couldn’t get rid of her Adam’s Apple so she was hoping that the weird plastic surgery eyes would distract you away from it.

That’s just a theory.  The other theory is that God is getting even on earth, which is rare but in this case certainly welcome.

Reacting to Sen. Dianne Feinstein’s (D-CA) blunt reply to Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on gun control, Republican pundit and author Ann Coulter exclaimed on Thursday night that the whole conversation makes her think “liberal women should not be able to hold office” in the United States.

“He’s absolutely right, he nailed her, so she said I’m offended,” Coulter said. “I used to think women just shouldn’t be able to vote. Now I think at least liberal women should not be able to hold office, and by woman I do not mean to limit that to the biological sense. That is not an answer, I’m offended.”

Ann, Honey, go look in the mirror.  God is telling you to shuddup.

Anybody with a high school education knows that we do, indeed, limit the first and the fourth amendments.  You cannot shout fire in a crowded theater so you also should not be allowed to bring a bazooka into one.  Same deal.

Day Two CPAC

March 14, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I lost my agenda, but I think the second day at CPAC is when they burn witches at the stake. Or maybe it’s books. I get confused.

Texas Geography

March 14, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You know Texas education has fallen like spit off a tall building when this shows up on a Dallas teevee station —

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Click the little one to see the big one.

Extra points for having the right continent.

Thanks to Richard for the heads up.

You Have To See This

March 14, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

What kind of junior stinkin’ senator takes on Diane Feinstein?  The kind who wants to go home with his hiney whipped, that’s who.

You gotta see this.

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¿Por Qué?

March 14, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Rick Perry gave a helluva speech at CPAC, saying that some Republican governors have “folded in the face of federal bribery and the coercion of special interest groups”  about Medicaid expansion.  Take that Christi and Scott, you bunch of weenies!

No sireee, Rick Perry is willing to make the sacrifices he needs to make to be President – he’s perfectly willing to sacrifice other peoples’ lives.

But to show you how concerned Republicans are about the growing Hispanic population in America, they booed him when he mentioned “our party must shift appeal to the growing Hispanic demographic.”

Oh, that’s nice.  However, they stopped once he said that it needs to be “an economic message.”  Translated from the original Texan:  We won’t give you a seat at the table, but we will let you clean it.

CPAC – More PAC, less See.

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Thanks to everybody for the heads up.