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February 07, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The staff of the beauty salon is in Austin today visiting with some of our favorite people- hi Tanya, Ron, and Cyndi.

I have some thoughts today but I want to start with this. Ten Reasons Why Texas is Utopia

There are some I would add – the Big Thicket, Houston’s theater district, tubing the Comal or Guadalupe river, Fredericksburg peaches, Luling City Market, Lyndon’s Library, Galveston in the winter, and San Antonio, the whole damn city.

Texas folks – feel free to add your own and folks from foreign states – eat your hearts out.

So Challenging

February 06, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Every time I hear that we’re in post-racial America because we have a black President, I giggle a little.  That’s exactly what they said about Hootie and the Blowfish.

So along comes Norm Hughes, a Michigan member of the Tea Party.  Ole Norm gives a speech at Americans for Only Koch Brothers Prosperity about charter schools.  He explains things in code-speak for his audience.

Kids aren’t going to charter schools if they’re “A” students. They go to charter schools because they’re failing students and, by and large, the charter schools have a higher percentage of poor families, ethnically challenged families…

Ethnically challenged? What the hell is that?  Why doesn’t he just say the N word?  That’s what he wants to say.

Fifty five years ago, when my Grandmother was speaking of black people, she would whisper it.  She would say, “Mr. Riley who works at the church is the nicest man.   He told me this morning that his son has the chicken pox.”  Then she would lean-in, very ladylike and whisper, “He’s colored,”  as if that made not a damn’s worth of difference except to mention.  Back to normal voice, “I don’t know what we’d do without him.  He is so nice.”

That was fifty five years ago.  And if you lived in the South, you know darn well that your grandmother did that, too.

Ethnically challenged?

And then on the other end, comes this from White Whine, one of my favorite places to laugh.

Yeah, the whole month of February.

You wanna know when White History month is, you know, where white people can act superior?  January, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, and December.  Write that down somewhere, Honey.

Leaving Faster Than a Bullet With Legs

February 06, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, it appears that the NRA is now less popular than warts.

According to a new PPP poll, the NRA’s position on gun control has become so toxic that voters view NRA support as a reason not to support a candidate

The latest PPP survey, found that 39% say they would be less likely to vote for a candidate who had the NRA’s support to just 26% who say they’d be more likely to …

I dunno.  I could be wrong but I think it has something to do with how screwy Wayne LaPierre is.  I mean, you can see loco camped out in his eyes.

I would not buy a used car from this man, much less a gun policy.

Now it seems that I am not alone.  Way to freekin’ go, America!

Thanks to Diane for the heads up.

No, No, Jerry, Not The F Word

February 06, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The F word that will forevermore be associated with Rick Perry.

California Gov. Jerry Brown minced no words Tuesday in dismissing Rick Perry’s much-ballyhooed radio ad encouraging businesses to flee the Golden State and move to Texas. Brown called Perry’s ad campaign “barely a fart.”  “It’s not a serious story, guys,” he told reporters. “It’s not a burp. It’s barely a fart.”

Kinda like his Presidential campaign.

Thanks to David for the heads up.

Two Down and Sean Hannity to Go

February 06, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Everybody knows that Fox News fired Sarah Palin, but now they’ve let go of Dick Morris.  You know, the lispy guy who predicted that Romney would win in a landslide.

I kinda hate to see Morris go.  Like Palin, he was so damn goofy that watching him was the only place you could make fun of the handicapped and not feel guilty about it.

But, not to worry.  Fox still has plenty of Dicks left.

And Here All This Time, I Thought Virginia Was For Lovers

February 05, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

They take canoodlin’ real serious in Virginia.

While Virginia is making cohabitation legal, there’s other stuff they are not taking off the books.

And don’t even think of doing other stuff. Virginia’s “crimes against Nature” statute — Section 18.2-361 — still prohibits oral sex. Even between married straight couples.

It’s a felony.

Also, you’re not allowed to have s-e-x of any kind in your car.  Or go to a bawdy house.

In Texas, you cannot get frisky with animals.  Virginia appears to be more opened minded about that.

Cussin’ is a misdemeanor in Virginia.  Hell, sometimes lettin’ loose is worth the fine.

Did I ever tell y’all about my friend Ben Denham who punched a guy straight in the nose and then went and turned himself in to the Justice of the Peace to pay the fine?  The guy he punched needed punchin’ so badly that the JP himself offered to pay the $250 fine.  Nah, Ben wanted to pay it.  It was a matter of pride to him.  Well, word got around and damn near everybody in town volunteered to pay the fine.  There ensued large arguments over who got to pay the fine until the guy up and left town in the middle of the night for fear that everybody would rather part with hard earned money than look at his face.  I do not know what they has to do with sparkin’ in Virginia  but sometimes breaking the law is worth paying for.

Thanks to Paul for the heads up.