Bless this child’s heart.  Kim Kardashian doesn’t have two IQ points to rub together but God forbid anybody should mess with her rightful inheritance.   This poor child needs every penny of it.

First she signed the Sandy Hook Promise to work for gun control, and then a few days later, she posted this picture of her diamond studded gun.

Nothing says, “Peace, Y’all” like a diamond encrusted gun.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

You Tube prophet and genuine American probably holding a handgun license, The Third Eagle, was the guy who told us about Gangham Style’s Psy warnings of the end times.

Now he’s on the job interpreting the Super Bowl blackout and that the “Hyundai commercial is an end times prophecy.”

In case you were wondering, and I know you were, God caused the blackout.  Leopard underwear symbolizes Barack Obama, a wave signifies the Masonic sign for s-e-x, and Alicia Keyes sings woo-woo-woo-woo-woo five times which means the end times is upon us and then there’s some damn thing about the whore of Babylon  in a Hyundai commercial.

Honey, I did not find this much symbolism in Moby Dick.

Enjoy!

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Just in case you make you consumer choices on politics.

Thanks to Jan for the heads up.

Texas Senator John Cornyn, who used to be only 80% worthless, has announced this morning that he is going to vote NO on the Violence Against Women Act today, thereby losing his last 20%.

Locals are saying that Cornyn is on Cruz Control.

Ted Cruz that is.

Texas Republicans are threatening to primary Cornyn so he had to come out in favor of violence against women. Holy crap.

The Republican Party appears to have rejected Bobby Jindal’s idea of not being stupid and opted to rename stupid as “blissfully detached.”

After their electoral drubbing last November — their second straight in a presidential contest — Republicans have faced a choice. Do they change their policies or their tone?

For now, many top Republicans in Washington seem to have opted for the latter, deciding that a more articulate re-statement of the party’s long-held principles will suffice in their effort to attract new voters to the GOP.

So the working poor will be referred to as “kindly unencumbered with tough investing choices.” And legitimate rape is out and has become, “she was unattractive and dressed modestly.”

There was a hospital in my town named Polly Ryon. It had a bad reputation and everybody called it Probably Dyin’. So, instead of improving the reputation, they simply renamed it to Oak Bend. Now it’s called Croak Bend. You can put lipstick on a pig, but she still won’t get elected Homecoming Queen.