The Tea Party’s very own Joe Walsh, who got stomped by Tammy Duckworth, is going back to being a Deadbeat Dad.

Instead of getting her child support payments in February, the ex-Mrs Walsh got papers from Joe’s lawyer instead.

Walsh’s court filing states: “Joe’s employment has been terminated through no voluntary act of his own and he is without sufficient income or assets with which to continue to pay his support obligation. Due to a substantial change in circumstances, Joe requests that his child support obligation be terminated based on his present income and circumstances.”

No, it was pretty much his fault that he got fired.

Joe also contends that he has no salary and no savings.  A congressman makes $174,000 a year.  Within a month of leaving office, he’s broke, doesn’t have a job, and probably doesn’t have health insurance.  Welcome to the real world, Joe, we’ve been waiting for you.

Thanks to Sybil for the heads up.

Take a look at his Spanish speech translated on CBS News.  Start the speech and then click the little CC-English option on the upper left.  Damn that man – he saved the best part for Spanish.

Here’s a sample of the written translation:

Transcript for Marco Rubio’s State of the Union Response (Spanish Language Version)

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See, what did I tell you?   It makes far more sense in Spanish.

And you know that “middle class” and “social security dependent” neighborhood where Marco lives?  Not so much.  He’s selling his house — for $675,000.  Yep – middle class.

Thanks to Ralph and Carl for the heads up.

Ted Nugent’s intellectual equal, Texas Congressvarmint Steve Stockman, is having a town hall meeting.  If you’re in the area, you might want to see a platter of stoopid served up cold.  It can be entertaining.

Congressman Steve Stockman will be in Liberty County for a Town Hall Meeting on Tuesday, February 19, 2013, at 7:00 P.M., at the Liberty Civic Center in the City of Liberty complex (across from the Liberty County Courthouse.)  The general public is invited.  Parking for the Liberty Civic Center is accessible from Milam Street between Sam Houston and Trinity Avenues.

I am told that television cameras will be there to see if they can catch some of Stockman’s plans for world domination and the pig’s feet eating championship.

Liberty is not all that far from here.  Folks from Houston can go and get home in time for The Daily Show.

It would be nice to have some foreign correspondents there.   Let me know if you’re going and need a Beauty Salon press pass.  In all fair warning, they are made out of sticky notes and perm papers and not officially recognized by any authority in Texas, but who knows?  This is east Texas, where they still accept confederate money.

Thanks to Norri for the heads up.

Some of my less-than-Baptist friends do not believe me when I talk about speaking in tongues, snake handling, and foot washing being part of any good tent revival in Texas.

I do not know what kind of special relationship that Pentecostal ministers have with snakes, but it’s gotta be something phallic.  But, at least time time it’s Tennessee and Kentucky.

An eastern Kentucky pastor wants Tennessee wildlife officials to return five venomous snakes confiscated in Knoxville.

Gregory Coots, who’s known as Jamie Coots, is pastor of at the Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus Name Church in Middlesboro. Coots handles the snakes as part of worship services.

His name is Coots and he worships something that likes snakes.  You know you want to know more.

He says he bought them in Aladamnbama for $800. and was toting them to Kentucky where he has a snake permit but the police stopped him in Tennessee for having his windows tinted too dark and lo and behold – snakes.  In boxes.

Coots says he can replace the snakes but he wants the boxes the snakes were in back. He says they have sentimental value.

I don’t even want to know.  And if you find out why his snake boxes have sentimental value, do no tell me.  I do not want to know and I have no intention of asking Jesus when I get to the sweet by and by either.

Thanks to Hippie in the Hollar for the heads up.

Yeah, I finally saw it.

I was coming home from a watch party so I heard Rubio’s speech on the radio.  Even on the radio, he sounded like he was a ninth grader delivering a speech for student council, with marbles in his mouth, which might have fallen out of his brain.

Then I got home and watched it in person.  I saw Marco Rubio do a double reverse half flip Bobby Jindal on the reply to the State of the Union.

The radio people had already warned me about his really goofy move to grab water while keeping his face on the screen.  I’m sorry – that was not graceful.  The sad part is that he doesn’t seem like the type of guy who can make fun of himself so he’ll try to forget it ever happened but nobody else will.

Bless his heart.  No, seriously, bless his heart.  Nobody is going to look good following Barack Obama.  It’s a suicide mission.  And maybe that’s why Republicans are having their minority candidates do it.   Just saying …

And no, I did not listen to Rand Paul.  I’ve already read The Fountainhead.