Rick Perry and Biblical Arthimetic
For those of you who think it’s a bad thing that Texas politicians don’t believe in science or any of that book-learning stuff, I have some real bad news for you.
Texas Governor Rick Perry does not need any book leanin.’ He’s got the only book he needs. Rick Perry says that Roe v. Wade will be overturned this year because the Bible tells him so.
“When God sent the flood waters, it rained for 40 days and 40 nights. Only Noah and those on his ark survived,” Perry said. “When Jesus entered the desert and was tested by the devil, he fasted for 40 days, and he rejected the devil’s temptations. When the Israelites went out into the wilderness, they wandered lost for 40 years
“Last week, America began its 40th year lost under the rule of Roe versus Wade,” he said. “It’s a tragic time for our nation’s own moral wilderness.”
The number 40 is used a lot in the Bible but that doesn’t mean that 40 is like a Magic 8 ball. Unless, of course, you’re Rick Perry and slept through math class.
There was a rally on the steps of the Texas Capitol yesterday to insure that Texas women need to stock up on coathangers. Not surprisingly, the speakers – Rick Perry, Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst, and Attorney General Greg Abbott (all of who are not pro-life for each other ) – were all male.
The Republican leaders reiterated their commitment to building on laws such as those requiring a sonogram before a woman has an abortion and parental consent for a minor to have the procedure, and withholding money from Planned Parenthood clinics.
Which means that they can put limits on my constitutionally guaranteed rights, but their right to kill massive numbers of people with major artillery is sacrosanct. That probably has something to do with 40, but I haven’t figured that part out yet.
However, there is a pretty big downside to Rick Perry not understanding arithmetic. We are having to cut classroom teachers in a state that’s already near the bottom of education, but Rick Perry lives like fancy race car driver.
The new figures bring the out-of-state travel tab for Perry’s security detail to more than $2.4 million since his 2010 re-election, with much of that racked up during his unsuccessful presidential bid.
I guess he’s shooting for 40 million.