Sometimes it’s more fun than watching the circus to see someone get fired.

Ted Nugent.

In addition to cancelling its popular “American Guns” reality show, The Discovery Channel confirmed to Raw Story on Tuesday that firearms enthusiast Ted Nugent will also not be returning to the channel in any form or fashion.

Somehow, I don’t think you should use the words form and/or fashion when speaking of Ted Nugent.

Instead, let’s use crazy self-promoting sumbitch.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.

I have long contended that congressfolks should be required to wear NASCAR uniforms so everybody can see who their sponsors/sugardaddies/owners are.

Especially now.

You remember UBS – that criminal enterprise that helped rich American hide their money in Switzerland and now faces a Billion dollars in fines?

Yes, the one Phil Gramm plays cuddly baby with.

Well, apparently one billion dollars in fines ain’t nothing to fret about when you can buy congressvarmints so cheaply.

Take a lookie right here.  (And here’s a little sample)

UBS is craftier than Marsha Stewart.

They are throwing money all over Congress.

If you’ll go to the link you’ll also see the names of some committees they donated to.  That’s just a lame attempt to cover their tracks.  For example, the Texas 101 Fund is Texas Republican Kevin Brady’s Leadership PAC.

Now the really fun part of this is to see how many of these guys are on House Financial Services Committee, you know, the watchdogs.  Humm … Capuano, Clay, Cleaver, Velazque, Scott, Meeks, Carney, Watt, Hinojosa, and Lynch.  Did we forget anybody?

We have the finest congress criminal bankers can buy.

I know you’re proud of that.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the egg nog shake and the heads up.  Merry Christmas, Alfredo.

So yesterday electors across America gathered to cats their state’s electoral votes and every thing went according to plan, except ….

In Arizona, though, a different story: “Arizona’s 11 Republican electors formally cast their votes Monday for Mitt Romney – but not before three of them, including the state party chairman, said questions remain about whether President Obama is a natural-born citizen,” the Arizona Daily Star writes. “ ‘I’m not satisfied with what I’ve seen,’ said Tom Morrissey, head of the Arizona Republican Party, after signing the formal paperwork to cast his Electoral College vote for Romney. ‘I think for somebody in the president’s position to not have produced a document that looks more legitimate, I have a problem with that,’ Morrissey said.”

He won.  In a freekin’ landslide.  Buy a clue, Arizona.  You were casting your state’s votes for Romney so what the fool tarnation did it matter anyway?  Did you think your vote for Romney counted twice if you trashed the President?

Arizona – no splashing in the gene pool, okay?

Thanks to David for the heads up.

Rick Perry made his announcement for a Presidential bid yesterday speaking at a Tea Party meeting.

Perry expressed his continued support for gun rights, according to the Dallas Morning News, saying he believed people with concealed-handgun licenses “should be able to carry your handgun anywhere in this state,” and elicited applause when he spoke positively about a Texas school system that allows some staff members to come to school armed.

Got Gun?

Okay, so here’s a plan.  With everybody so excited about arming everybody, why do I have to go through a metal detector and get frisked to get into the State Capitol?  I mean, you don’t have to go through a metal detector to get into schools, but you do at the State Capitol?  That doesn’t seem right since it’s the boys at the Texas Capitol who are so hung-ho yee-haw about toting around extensions of their weenis.

And Rick, who hates, hates, hates the federal government and thinks it should do nothing is once again running for President of the federal government because he’s real, real good at doing nothing.

Perry also said he is open to running for president again, despite his spectacular crash-and-burn in 2012, when his campaign for the Republican nomination effectively ended after he bungled a debate question.

He said he still had a “burning desire” to see America led by a “God-fearing conservative patriot.”

It’s more like crash and burn.

Thank God the world is ending.