As most of you know, George P Bush (Son of a Jeb) is running for office in Texas.  Although he refuses to say what office, his Dad is asking people to give him money to run for Land Commissioner.

What does a Land Commissioner do, you ask?

“The Texas General Land Office serves the schoolchildren, veterans, and all people of Texas by preserving their history, protecting their environment, expanding economic opportunity, and maximizing state revenue through innovative administration and prudent stewardship of state lands and resources.”

George P is a real estate developer.  Fox, meet hen house.

He has a website, and typical of the Bushes, it looks real pretty but contains very little.

His campaign treasure is Kit Moncrief, the socialite wife of a Fort Worth oilman, who was also a bundler for Mitt Romney.

So a Bush real estate developer wants to guard Texas land with support from a 1%er.

What could possible be wrong with that?

Could this happen?

The hacker network Anonymous claimed in a press release that Republican activist and Fox News anchor, Karl Rove tried to steal votes electronically. According to the group, Rove laid tunnels through voter tracking software intended to switch votes in three states from Obama to Romney during a server crash, essentially stealing the election.

There’s a You Tube about it here.

I dunno know a whole lot about how this would work and if it is possible that it could even happen.  So Don A and the rest of the Nerd Troops — whaddya think?

You know, up until Franklin Graham told me otherwise, I thought God was omnipresent and Omnipotent.

Apparently not.

As Graham denounced the Obama years, Newsmax‘s Kathleen Walter asked, “So we’ve become too secular a nation? How do we bring God back into government?” Graham replied:

Maybe God will have to bring our nation down to our knees—to where you just have a complete economic collapse. And maybe at that point, maybe people will again begin to call upon the name of almighty God.

Economic calamity was the one option Graham mentioned—as if only such a disaster could move the United States in the right direction.

Apparently, at least according to Graham, we – you and me – went out there and outvoted God in a damn landslide.

Bless his heart, he’d rather question God’s wisdom than admit that he, Franklin Graham, might be wrong about what God is doing?  Franklin would rather that God make little children starve than allow a black man in the White House.  Ya know, if that is the God that Franklin says has driven us to secularism, then nice work, guys!

Thanks to everybody for this one!

Oh, bless their hearts, the Steeple People are still wondering if there is a God who let this election happen.

“So the idea, friends, is to make sure everybody is committing homosexual acts and they’re high on drugs, and then they vote for Democrats to increase the size of government and provide pretend security for the people high on drugs. That’s the Democratic vision in a nutshell. Somebody write that down, I think that’s worth putting on a poster somewhere. That’s what Democrats do and they do it well.” – Pastor Kevin Swanson, who adds that last week’s election also proves that “Americans like to kill their kids.”

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll!

We just made up that Libby Ledbetter crap, and social security, and health care, and an economy built to last, and saving the middle class, and homeland security, loving and caring about your neighbor — you know, all that crap to cover up that all we really want is drugs and sex.

No, seriously, ya’ll, God is laughing his butt off.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Gleefully stolen from the Happy Place.

Click the little one and then click the medium one to get the big one.

Okay, so there’s this bald old white guy named Robert E Murray, who is a coal baron.  He’s the guy who made his employees stand behind Mitt Romney for a speech and then didn’t pay them for their time.

Murray is also not real careful about what he puts in our air and our water.

But, dammit, he loves Jesus.

And we know he loves Jesus because he said a prayer before firing people – you know, right before Little Baby Jesus’ birthday party.  Because now, right now this minute, money is just falling our of his pockets since Obama got re-elected in a darn landslide.

I’m gonna have to put the whole prayer here so if you hear laughter from the sky, you’ll know where it came from.

Dear Lord:

The American people have made their choice. They have decided that America must change its course, away from the principals of our Founders. And, away from the idea of individual freedom and individual responsibility. Away from capitalism, economic responsibility, and personal acceptance.

We are a Country in favor of redistribution, national weakness and reduced standard of living and lower and lower levels of personal freedom.

My regret, Lord, is that our young people, including those in my own family, never will know what America was like or might have been. They will pay the price in their reduced standard of living and, most especially, reduced freedom.

The takers outvoted the producers. In response to this, I have turned to my Bible and in II Peter, Chapter 1, verses 4-9 it says, “To faith we are to add goodness; to goodness, knowledge; to knowledge, self control; to self control, perseverance; to perseverance, godliness; to godliness, kindness; to brotherly kindness, love.”

Lord, please forgive me and anyone with me in Murray Energy Corp. for the decisions that we are now forced to make to preserve the very existence of any of the enterprises that you have helped us build. We ask for your guidance in this drastic time with the drastic decisions that will be made to have any hope of our survival as an American business enterprise.

Amen.

Dude, that there is some hard down dirty gall.  You probably get a prize for that much gall.

Thanks to TexasTrailerParkTrash for the heads up.