Lisa Biron is a New Hampshire lawyer who has found herself a comfy place in the devil’s workshop.  While she was awaiting a hearing on other child pornography charges, the feds removed her from the courtroom and handcuffed her.

A few hours later in U.S. District Court in Concord, Biron, who is associated with a national coalition of Christian lawyers, was formally told of the federal charges against her: transportation with intent to engage in criminal sexual activity, possession of child pornography and five counts of sexual exploitation of children.

Now, I’m not saying that all homophobic “Christian” lawyers are child pornographers,  but what I am saying is that they seems to have double more than their fair share.

As most of you know, George P Bush (Son of a Jeb) is running for office in Texas.  Although he refuses to say what office, his Dad is asking people to give him money to run for Land Commissioner.

What does a Land Commissioner do, you ask?

“The Texas General Land Office serves the schoolchildren, veterans, and all people of Texas by preserving their history, protecting their environment, expanding economic opportunity, and maximizing state revenue through innovative administration and prudent stewardship of state lands and resources.”

George P is a real estate developer.  Fox, meet hen house.

He has a website, and typical of the Bushes, it looks real pretty but contains very little.

His campaign treasure is Kit Moncrief, the socialite wife of a Fort Worth oilman, who was also a bundler for Mitt Romney.

So a Bush real estate developer wants to guard Texas land with support from a 1%er.

What could possible be wrong with that?

Could this happen?

The hacker network Anonymous claimed in a press release that Republican activist and Fox News anchor, Karl Rove tried to steal votes electronically. According to the group, Rove laid tunnels through voter tracking software intended to switch votes in three states from Obama to Romney during a server crash, essentially stealing the election.

There’s a You Tube about it here.

I dunno know a whole lot about how this would work and if it is possible that it could even happen.  So Don A and the rest of the Nerd Troops — whaddya think?

You know, up until Franklin Graham told me otherwise, I thought God was omnipresent and Omnipotent.

Apparently not.

As Graham denounced the Obama years, Newsmax‘s Kathleen Walter asked, “So we’ve become too secular a nation? How do we bring God back into government?” Graham replied:

Maybe God will have to bring our nation down to our knees—to where you just have a complete economic collapse. And maybe at that point, maybe people will again begin to call upon the name of almighty God.

Economic calamity was the one option Graham mentioned—as if only such a disaster could move the United States in the right direction.

Apparently, at least according to Graham, we – you and me – went out there and outvoted God in a damn landslide.

Bless his heart, he’d rather question God’s wisdom than admit that he, Franklin Graham, might be wrong about what God is doing?  Franklin would rather that God make little children starve than allow a black man in the White House.  Ya know, if that is the God that Franklin says has driven us to secularism, then nice work, guys!

Thanks to everybody for this one!

Oh, bless their hearts, the Steeple People are still wondering if there is a God who let this election happen.

“So the idea, friends, is to make sure everybody is committing homosexual acts and they’re high on drugs, and then they vote for Democrats to increase the size of government and provide pretend security for the people high on drugs. That’s the Democratic vision in a nutshell. Somebody write that down, I think that’s worth putting on a poster somewhere. That’s what Democrats do and they do it well.” – Pastor Kevin Swanson, who adds that last week’s election also proves that “Americans like to kill their kids.”

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll!

We just made up that Libby Ledbetter crap, and social security, and health care, and an economy built to last, and saving the middle class, and homeland security, loving and caring about your neighbor — you know, all that crap to cover up that all we really want is drugs and sex.

No, seriously, ya’ll, God is laughing his butt off.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Gleefully stolen from the Happy Place.

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