Archive for November, 2012

Too Funny To Wait ‘Till Friday

November 21, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Thanks to Kevin for the heads up.

Okay, The Gloating Has Officially Ended

November 20, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Daily Kos posted this picture of Mitt Romney taken last night in California.  Pumping his own gas.

Additional Presidential gloating would be mean.

You can, however, gloat about Mitch McConnell, Rush Limbaugh, Carl Rove, Ann Coulter, John Boehner, Scott Brown and casts of thousands ….

Thanks to Jan for the heads up.

The Good News and the Moan

November 20, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

DaChipster’s take on it:  Despite the record advancement of women in the Senate, Amy Klobuchar still sees room for growth in the Two-Potty System.

Moans are indeed allowed at the beauty salon.

Thanks to you know who for the heads up.

The Fat Lady Is Finished Singing

November 20, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Allen West is finally doing it.

After two weeks of neither crapping or getting off the pot, Allen West conceded today that he got spanked like a little boy in the election.

And in an award contending  snarky concession speech, West drooled …

In his concession statement, West offered congratulations to Murphy, saying “I pray he will serve his constituents with honor and integrity, and put the interests of our nation before his own.”

I dunno, but I think he just called his opponent a pig one last time.

Maybe not the last, though, because we here at the beauty salon are taking bet on the date he will start his new show on Fox:  “Fair and Balance Ravings of a Commie Hunting Lunatic.”

This Here Is What We Call “Entertainment!” in Texas

November 19, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

A couple of tattoos and it would be hard to tell that big one from David Beckham.

Thanks to Emily for the heads up.

And, Boy Howdy, We Are Plenty Proud!

November 19, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Our Gubnor jest won himself one of them prizes.

From the Washington Post:

Today we are handing out the Fixy — the coveted political awards that we, well, made up — for the worst candidate of the 2012 election. Tomorrow we give out The Fixy for the best candidate.

But, in our mind, the race to the bottom wasn’t all that close.  We are giving The Fixy for worst candidate of 2012 to Texas Gov. Rick Perry for his remarkably poor presidential campaign.

Jeeter and his older brother Dirt Janochek, of course, are not impressed.  Jeeter says he’d like to kindly inform those Yankees that Rick Perry has himself a lot fancier Worst awards than their piddling little contest.  Rick won the Oh Crap You’re Godawful award for his work in state government and the Official Glen Maxey Please Put It Away award from the LGBT Coalition of Texas.  He swept all the categories of Worst Rock Paintings at Hunting Lodges, and killed the competition at the semi-annual Remembering Things competition.

When it comes to being the worst, Rick Perry is an expert.

Thanks to Andrea and Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.