Okay, so Mike Huckabee’s wife has some kind of odd hoochy-koochy fetish going on.

“I think women are really on fire for Todd Akin,” Janet Huckabee said. “They’re out there, they’re praying for him, they’re lifting him up in prayer, they’re giving financially.”

On fire?  Oh, probably not.

True story:  After I wrote that, I went looking for a picture of Janet Huckabee to illustrate this story and lookie what I found.

Leather and ropes?  Really?  So maybe she likes that illegitimate rape stuff.  I dunno and I don’t wanna.

Thanks to Kathleen for the heads up.

Louie Gohmert, the crazziest man in Texas – where that title is neither won or taken lightly – has decided that this right here right now is worse than slavery.  You know, stuff that’s happening.  Worse than slavery.  Much worse.

Proudly Crazzzy

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) stated on Tuesday that the legacy of slavery in the United States was a particularly ugly moment in the nation’s history, but that the situation now is even worse.

Speaking on a conference call with far-right pastor Rick Scarborough, Gohmert warned listeners that the nation could be coming “toward the end of [its] existence,” as evidenced by its leaders and citizens allegedly neglecting to remain true to biblical teachings.

Plus, we’re running low on cotton pickers.

To let you know how seriously crazzzy Gohmert is, this is the fourteenth craziest man in Texas.

Thanks to Kathleen and Stephen for the heads up.

Thanks to Carol in Vermont for the heads up.

You’ve been waiting.

Yes, you have.

They all eventually come here.  The Hypocrisy Hangout.

NEW YORK (AP) — A conservative scholar behind a high-grossing documentary that condemns President Barack Obama is under investigation by the evangelical college he leads over a report he took a woman who is not his wife to an event on Christian values.

The King’s College board announced the review on Tuesday, the day the conservative Christian newsmagazine WORLD reported event organizers had confronted Dinesh D’Souza about sharing a hotel room with a woman he introduced as his fiancee. D’Souza filed for divorce from his wife, Dixie D’Souza, a few days after the conference, California court records show.

D’Souza directed the film “2016: Obama’s America.”

I’ve got a movie.  “2016: Republican’s America- Women in Binders and Bed.”

Thanks to everybody and I do mean everyfreekin’body who sent this.

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And, we guess the women were all in the binder for the photoshoot….

Okay, so the local Republican boys threw their friend under the bus.  Here’s the statement that came out of the private, super secret meeting the Republicans had:

PRESS RELEASE for immediate dissemination

At an executive committee meeting on October 15, 2012, the Republican Party of Fort Bend County withdrew its support for the candidacy of Bruce Fleming for Commissioner, Precinct One. This action was the result of a loss of trust in the candidate. It is the Party’s firm belief that its candidates should hold and exhibit certain ethical standards. One of those is the sanctity of the vote. The Republican Party of Fort Bend County considers this to be of the utmost importance and believes that if it cannot be sure that a candidate agrees with and follows those standards, then the Party will not support the candidate.

And Fleming will not give them their $10,000 back.

When this story finishes coming out – no, it’s not over yet – the few good guys left in the local GOP will have deep concerns about Rick Miller’s character and some rather obvious  concerns about sheriff candidate Troy Nehl’s judgement.  Plus, now they have to worry if Bruce Fleming is smart enough to start talking about them.

And I want a damn apology from Cathy Engelbretch.  If I say it’s Christmas, you better go buy some little twinkling lights, Honey.  Don’t you ever again accuse me of not having proof, Cathy.  Not having proof is your street corner.  I don’t work that corner.

One other thing.  Here’s Rick Miller’s tweets from last night:

Okay, Rick, three questions:

1.  If the government can’t create jobs, why do you blame the President for not creating jobs?    Do you get dizzy running in circles like that?

2.  For a man who has spent his entire life in a government job and is running for another government job, did you drink a big ole swig of idiot juice before you tweeted that?

3.  What did you know about Bruce Fleming and when did you know it?