Binder reviews on Amazon.

Thanks for the heads up to everybody who is way cooler than I am.

The Big Dick is headed the Big Dallas.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney will headline a Dallas fund-raising event for Mitt Romney on Oct. 25, along with the GOP nominee’s son, Josh Romney. The event will be at the Frontiers of Flight Museum at Love Field.

So, if you’re around Dallas, there might be a great disturbance in The Force.   Mitt … I am your father.

I hope while Cheney is in Dallas, God speaks to him through a burning bush.  Preferably George, but Jeb will do.

Thanks to David for the heads up.

Okay, so Mike Huckabee’s wife has some kind of odd hoochy-koochy fetish going on.

“I think women are really on fire for Todd Akin,” Janet Huckabee said. “They’re out there, they’re praying for him, they’re lifting him up in prayer, they’re giving financially.”

On fire?  Oh, probably not.

True story:  After I wrote that, I went looking for a picture of Janet Huckabee to illustrate this story and lookie what I found.

Leather and ropes?  Really?  So maybe she likes that illegitimate rape stuff.  I dunno and I don’t wanna.

Thanks to Kathleen for the heads up.

Louie Gohmert, the crazziest man in Texas – where that title is neither won or taken lightly – has decided that this right here right now is worse than slavery.  You know, stuff that’s happening.  Worse than slavery.  Much worse.

Proudly Crazzzy

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) stated on Tuesday that the legacy of slavery in the United States was a particularly ugly moment in the nation’s history, but that the situation now is even worse.

Speaking on a conference call with far-right pastor Rick Scarborough, Gohmert warned listeners that the nation could be coming “toward the end of [its] existence,” as evidenced by its leaders and citizens allegedly neglecting to remain true to biblical teachings.

Plus, we’re running low on cotton pickers.

To let you know how seriously crazzzy Gohmert is, this is the fourteenth craziest man in Texas.

Thanks to Kathleen and Stephen for the heads up.

Thanks to Carol in Vermont for the heads up.

You’ve been waiting.

Yes, you have.

They all eventually come here.  The Hypocrisy Hangout.

NEW YORK (AP) — A conservative scholar behind a high-grossing documentary that condemns President Barack Obama is under investigation by the evangelical college he leads over a report he took a woman who is not his wife to an event on Christian values.

The King’s College board announced the review on Tuesday, the day the conservative Christian newsmagazine WORLD reported event organizers had confronted Dinesh D’Souza about sharing a hotel room with a woman he introduced as his fiancee. D’Souza filed for divorce from his wife, Dixie D’Souza, a few days after the conference, California court records show.

D’Souza directed the film “2016: Obama’s America.”

I’ve got a movie.  “2016: Republican’s America- Women in Binders and Bed.”

Thanks to everybody and I do mean everyfreekin’body who sent this.