Archive for October, 2012

Lotsa Friday Toons

October 19, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Somebody Get a Dipstick. This Woman is a Quart Low on Estrogen.

October 18, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Holy cow, Girl.  Do you have a slip in your differential?

Thursday on Andrea Mitchell Reports, Romney senior adviser Delegate Barbara Comstock (and transvaginal ultra sound supporter) called equal pay a “left wing agenda”, dissed Lilly Ledbetter as being “partisan” and claimed that “real women… appreciate male and female bosses who accommodate their schedules and time.”

You know, if she had said, “people appreciate bosses who accommodate their schedules and times,” I could buy that.  But do you think for one minute that Mitt Romney is that kind of boss?  Hell, no.

Comstock

I am 65 years old and I cannot believe that I am still fighting this crap.  And I blow a gasket when it’s women I have to fight about it.

Can you get a handle on the level of self-loathing that Barbara Comstock totes around with her every damn day?  That woman has be exhausted.

Barbara, grab hold of something stable and ask yourself why men should get paid more than you do simply because they have different plumbing.  Do your ta-tas get in the way of you doing a good job?

Woman – heal thyself of the evil you think women are.

Thanks to Carmen for the heads up.

Damn DOMA

October 18, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It is a great day in America when an 83 year old woman gets to defend the Constitution.

Thank you, Edith Windsor and Thea Spyer.  Edith, you did a soldier’s work today and Thea must be very proud of you.  I know I am.

Well done and God Bless America!

That’s Okay, Son, Michelle Would Have Stuck Out Her Leg and Tripped Your Entitled Butt

October 18, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Poor Tagg Romney, bless his heart.  He wants to “take a swing” at the President.

Now, seriously, folks.  The sweet little privileged boy who more than likely has never worked up a sweat in his life except maybe in a few polo games where his horse sweated on him, wants to take a swing at President Obama.

Tagg, Honey, your Dad tried that on Tuesday night and never landed a punch.  Oh wait, I take that back.  Mitt’s jaw did smack President Obama’s fist a couple of times.

Siempre Hay Mañana

October 18, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Now, if you were going to give awards to the most happily diverse place in America, Maricopa County, Arizona, would come directly above Jasper, Texas.

Arizona’s Maricopa county listed the wrong date in the Spanish version of voter registration cards, a development likely to further complicate tense relations between local authorities and Latino residents.

Siempre hay un día después de mañana.

Take THAT, Teachers

October 18, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas doesn’t have enough money to pay teachers, but somehow we found the money to join in the lawsuit of trivializing Bible verses on the damn football field.

The cheerleaders at a Texas high school decided it would be oh so cool to write scriptures completely taken out of context on large sheets of paper for the football team to run through as they come into the stadium.  Because, you know, if you’re going out there to whip up on somebody, best you do it in the name of Jesus Christ.

The football team wants to enter the field by smashing through paper banners with scripture on them, like (seriously, these are the actual scriptures they use) “If God is for us, who can be against us, Romans 8:31.” Or, “I can do all things through Christ which strengthens! Phil 4:13.”

We are going to pay taxpayer money to fight this all the way to the Supreme Court.  Which will cost a fortune because our Attorney General Greg Abbott couldn’t find the courthouse with a map, Tonto, and double geared neon stereo GPS system.  So, we’ll have to hire lawyers who actually listened in law school.  And those guys don’t come cheap.

But, trivializing Jesus is very important in Texas.  We’re willing to pay for it.

Thanks to Sam from Kyle for the heads up.