It is a great day in America when an 83 year old woman gets to defend the Constitution.

Thank you, Edith Windsor and Thea Spyer.  Edith, you did a soldier’s work today and Thea must be very proud of you.  I know I am.

Well done and God Bless America!

Poor Tagg Romney, bless his heart.  He wants to “take a swing” at the President.

Now, seriously, folks.  The sweet little privileged boy who more than likely has never worked up a sweat in his life except maybe in a few polo games where his horse sweated on him, wants to take a swing at President Obama.

Tagg, Honey, your Dad tried that on Tuesday night and never landed a punch.  Oh wait, I take that back.  Mitt’s jaw did smack President Obama’s fist a couple of times.

Now, if you were going to give awards to the most happily diverse place in America, Maricopa County, Arizona, would come directly above Jasper, Texas.

Arizona’s Maricopa county listed the wrong date in the Spanish version of voter registration cards, a development likely to further complicate tense relations between local authorities and Latino residents.

Siempre hay un día después de mañana.

Texas doesn’t have enough money to pay teachers, but somehow we found the money to join in the lawsuit of trivializing Bible verses on the damn football field.

The cheerleaders at a Texas high school decided it would be oh so cool to write scriptures completely taken out of context on large sheets of paper for the football team to run through as they come into the stadium.  Because, you know, if you’re going out there to whip up on somebody, best you do it in the name of Jesus Christ.

The football team wants to enter the field by smashing through paper banners with scripture on them, like (seriously, these are the actual scriptures they use) “If God is for us, who can be against us, Romans 8:31.” Or, “I can do all things through Christ which strengthens! Phil 4:13.”

We are going to pay taxpayer money to fight this all the way to the Supreme Court.  Which will cost a fortune because our Attorney General Greg Abbott couldn’t find the courthouse with a map, Tonto, and double geared neon stereo GPS system.  So, we’ll have to hire lawyers who actually listened in law school.  And those guys don’t come cheap.

But, trivializing Jesus is very important in Texas.  We’re willing to pay for it.

Thanks to Sam from Kyle for the heads up.

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Thanks for the heads up to everybody who is way cooler than I am.

The Big Dick is headed the Big Dallas.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney will headline a Dallas fund-raising event for Mitt Romney on Oct. 25, along with the GOP nominee’s son, Josh Romney. The event will be at the Frontiers of Flight Museum at Love Field.

So, if you’re around Dallas, there might be a great disturbance in The Force.   Mitt … I am your father.

I hope while Cheney is in Dallas, God speaks to him through a burning bush.  Preferably George, but Jeb will do.

Thanks to David for the heads up.