Whoa, Rush, TMI.

Rush Limbaugh on Thursday lashed out at feminists — who he called “feminazis” — over the news that male genitalia are shrinking.

The conservative radio host pointed to an Italian study which found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago. Researchers cited weight gain around the waist, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants as factors.

But Limbaugh wasn’t buying that explanation.

“I think it’s feminism,” he declared.

Now this comes from a man who has the worst case of Winkie-Do I’ve ever seen.  Winkie-Do is a medical term for “his stomach sticks out more than his winkie do.”

Rush does not know the size of his male genitalia because he hasn’t been able to see it in 20 years.

Yeah, right, Rush, blame your weenus on me. I’ve never even met your weenus, and when I count my blessings that is always #2 on my list.  #3 is that I am not currently self-immolating.  We’ll talk about #1 later.

Thanks to MB for the heads up.

Why is it always football that brings out the high school Jesus freaks in Texas?

It’s always football where they want Jesus on the field.  It makes it appear that Jesus is not a basketball or baseball fan because these issues never occur there.  It’s only football and now it’s in Kountze, Texas.  And, yes, of course that’s east Texas.

HOUSTON (AP) — For three straight weeks, high school football players in a small southeast Texas town took the field by bolting through large red-and-white banners that hollered the praises of Jesus Christ.

Most people in Kountze viewed the banners as evidence of the students’ admirable moral upbringing — Christianity and the Bible always had been fundamental to this town of 2,100.

But someone complained to a foundation that fights for the separation of church and state, and by Tuesday, a day after receiving a letter from the Freedom From Religion Foundation, the superintendent banned the banners, and the town became embroiled in a controversy that has touched other communities nationwide.

Yes, because nothing quite says “I am a Christian” more than running through a banner with Bible verses on it to kick your butt and probably give you early signs of Parkinson’s disease.

Now, I have a reasonable solution to this.  Does it work?  No, it does not.  Last year the Kountze Lions finished 7th in their division out of 8 teams.  Apparently, there was one team who put Buddhist quotes on their banner and consequently came in dead last.

Except win.

Apparently you cannot do that through Christ.  And Christians all over the word have the Kountze High School football team to thank for that.

Thanks to Sam for the heads up.

Customer mike took this picture hisownself right outside Lincoln, Nebraska.

Neither Mike nor I suspect that’s Jesus’ truck.

Mike says his current thinking is to try and get an adjacent property owner to host a sign, or just leave a large card board sign with something like Oops a swing and a miss.

Thank you Mike for the heads up and the camera skills.

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Rats, Harry spoiled it for them.

Scardy Cat

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid interrupted proceedings on the Senate floor to announce there would be no more votes Thursday afternoon because he thinks Republicans were fixing the schedule to allow Sen. Scott Brown (R-MA) to use evening votes as an excuse to get out of a debate with Elizabeth Warren.

Honey, Elizabeth Warren would fight a buzzsaw bare handed and give it three turns head start.  Scott, she’s gonna whip you so bad your grandchildren will be born shaking.