Most of you have met Republican State House member Debbie Riddle around here at one time or another.

She’s a damn crazy woman.

Debbie Riddle: Not Smarter than Cattle

Every place she looks, she sees terrorists, illegal aliens, outer space aliens, feminists, Kenyans and oh dear God it’s a black person in my town.

She is also well known as being opposed to “free” public education and once said, “Where did this idea come from that everybody deserves free education, free medical care, free whatever? It comes from Moscow, from Russia. It comes straight out of the pit of hell.”

And nobody knows the pits of hell as well as Miss Debbie.

Today, she takes on a law school student.  It should be noted here that Miss Debbie has a Master’s Degree in Slaughtering the English Language.  The law school student had the audacity to suggest that American soldiers in Afghanistan be given some sensitivity training about the Afghan people.  You know, since we’re in their country and all.  The law school student’s name is Abdul Pasha, an American citizen.

“Our soldiers do NOT need to be taught how to be sensitive to radical Muslims. They do not need to be worried about blowing their nose wrong or using their left hand and offending someone. . . . They should not be bothered with being sensitive to people who want us all dead! We need a true leader in the White House — a vote for Obama is a vote to destroy our country.”

“Abdul, if you are so offended by our soldiers then you don’t need us or our money in Afghanistan. As an American I am greatly offended that we have had American soldiers killed by the very ones we were attempting to train and help — Afghanistan soldiers. Get a grip fellow — if you want to be an American act like one and be proud of our country and stand up for our military. If you can’t do that then go where people are sensative [sic] enough for you – I guess that would be Afghanistan – where they still live like they are in the Stone Age – but still very sensative.”

In Texas, that is what is known as a walleyed snot nosed hissy fit.  By a freekin’ crazy woman with more snot than hissy.

Thanks to all of you who sent the heads up.

I love George Bush.

He’s the turtle that keeps on snapping.

Former President George W. Bush will deliver a keynote address at the Cayman Alternative Investment Summit in early November. Sir Richard Branson, the British billionaire entrepreneur, will also deliver a keynote address.

That is way cool.

Five days before the election, he’s going to visit Mitt Romney’s money.   And if the airplane gets delayed coming home, Mitt Romney’s entire base will stuck in the Caymens.

Barack Obama is the luckiest man in the world.

Thanks to Ellen and Bubba for the heads up.

Most of y’all know TexasEllen.  She was the first customer at the beauty salon and kept us up and going for several years.

Her son Doug made major headlines in Texas yesterday.  He did a good thing.  Doug caught a thieving Obama sign taker.

I’ll let Ellen tell it.

It all happened before Doug could install the infrared game camera. After several rounds of sign stealing, son Doug and his neighbors had had enough. Doug parked himself behind a bush with a camera, a camcorder, and an iPhone. In about twenty minutes along came a guy, a lady and a dog. Camcorder turned on. The guy pulled up the sign and Doug dialed 911, then confronted him. The neighbor whose yard had housed the sign also appeared. It took a little while for the Sheriff’s deputies to arrive but the complete conversation was recorded on both the camcorder and the 911 tape. Still photos also taken of perp with damaged signs in hand. Ticket issued for Class 3 misdemeanor which means Jason Koble gets to go to court and fight this or pay $50.

This became a big story in Texas.  Click here, here, here for video, and here.

And if you want your own good looking yardsign like that, here ya go.

Thank you Doug (who looks like his Daddy John) and Ellen.

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Okay, so it’s sad when you have to tell your fellow Republicans what is in good taste.  According to Ann Romney, they are the party of classy people.

Virginia Republican Party officials on Tuesday ordered their Mecklenburg County affiliate to remove photos portraying President Obama as a witch doctor, a caveman and a thug from its Facebook page.

The altered photos have been on the Mecklenburg County Republican Committee’s page for months but drew attention outside the rural southwestern enclave after a luncheon event this week with Republican Senate candidate George Allen.

But, they are very nice people, you know.  Real nice.

By the way, this is also the group who thought that the Onion story about Barack Obama’s illegitimate son was true.  Probably because the picture looks so real to them.

Every morning when my feet hit the floor I say, “Thank you God for another day that I’m not a Republican, and especially one of those damfools at the Mecklenburg County Republican Party.”

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Wally says he was the first vote for President Barack Obama in Iowa this morning.   He got up real early, and apparently brought a date.  My kind of guy.

Thank you, Wally, for sharing.

I would also like to mention that Wally has on a jacket and it’s 93 degrees in my part of Texas today.  I will vote in flip flops.