Archive for September, 2012

Hey, Romney, Kiss My Big Blue Butt

September 12, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

After 9-11, did Democrats stand up and blame George Bush – even when we should have?  No, we did not.  We loved our country more than we hated George Bush – even when he needed hating.  And, by the way, he stole the damn presidency.

Mitt Romney’s attempt this morning to poison the well for the President of the United States of damn America is not only classless, but an actual danger to our country.

Mitt Romney reiterated on Wednesday his claim that President Obama’s “first response” to an attack on a diplomatic compound in Libya that killed Ambassador Chris Stevens was to “sympathize” with Stevens’s attackers.

In a press conference delivered minutes after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton addressed the attacks, Romney expanded on his initial statement, accusing Obama of apologizing to Islamic militants.

Mitt Romney, you are an unmitigated galling classless son of a motherless goat.

President Obama said, “Make no mistake, justice will be done.”  This comes from the man who took out Osama bin Laden when Mitt Romney’s political party kowtowed to him.  President Obama gets even.  Romney’s party gets lazy.  Our ambassador was killed.  Try to show a little class.

Up until this morning, I just thought Romney was a clown.  Now I know he’s a dangerous clown.

We gotta beat this guy.  Seriously.

Why Even Mitt Romney Should Vote Democratic

September 12, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Barbara in Houston tells me that she saves up the loose change she finds in her couch cushions and the bottom of the washing machine and sends it to Edward Jones to invest for her.  So, they send her information.

Like this.

Here’s the killer point:

Y’all, I don’t want to hear it anymore.  Print that sucker out and give it to everyone who says that Democrats can’t handle the economy.  Just give us a Democratic house and we’ll put this country back on track after they wrecked it.

Thanks to Barbara in Houston for the heads up.

Is That Handwriting on That Wall? Can Anyone Read It?

September 11, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, it’s not that Paul Ryan lacks confidence, it’s that Paul Ryan … Oh hell, lacks confidence.

Lookie right about here .

Rep. Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney’s running mate, will begin airing ads defending his House seat in Wisconsin, the Associated Press reports. The ads will begin airing Wednesday.

Hey, a guy’s gotta make a living, you know.

Thanks to Barb in DeeCee for the heads up.

Shocked, Shocked, I Tell You

September 11, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

This is so disturbing.  All this time I thought Sheldon Adelson was a man of great integrity and plentiful show girls.  I mean, he looks so spiritual with that lovely comb over that starts just above his ear, and he lives in such a holy place.

And what a classy chick he’s married to.  And remember when he bought and paid for that famous holy man, Tom DeLay?

Imagine my shock when I discovered that maybe, just maybe, Mitt Romney might be an investment, not a candidate. The $100,000 million that Adelson is investing in Romney’s election could result in a $2.3 Billion tax savings. Billion.  Money that the middle class has to make up.

Damn, I am just shocked.

Thanks to Stephen for the heads up.

I Could Have Told You This Was Coming

September 11, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

When those Associated Press people interviewed me, I also said that I didn’t think that all the GOP hatred of Barack Obama was due to racism.  “Look what they did to Bill Clinton,”  I said.  “Hell, they accused him of killing people.”

Ta da!

It’s here.

It seems that there was a giant Birther rally planned to celebrate Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s loss of cognitive thinking.  But, it got cancelled.

We’ve just been informed by the organizers of the Sheriff Joe Event at the Celebrity Theater that it has been cancelled due to inadequate ticket sales.

Well hell, even Pat Boone was coming.  And several other empty chairs.  I can’t imagine why that didn’t sell tickets.

But, here’s the part you’ve been waiting for.

One theory could be found on the Facebook page of Linda Bentley, an Arizona tea party activist who had been promoting the event. A visitor to her page wrote that it had been doomed because Arpaio was unwilling to take his probe even further and investigate the president for murder.

“The REASON the EVENT by Sheriff Joe & his Cold Case POSSE was CANCELLED is because the Sheriff & others are TOO DUMB to SEE the MURDERS Barack Obama had his Security Adviser John Brennan commit on Obama’s Gay Lovers in Chicago,” the visitor wrote.

No, seriously.  Heck, I even made a screen shot of it so you wouldn’t have to go there and get Hanta virus.  Click the little one to get the big one.

We’re having big fun now!

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Lookie What You Did!

September 11, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Remember when I shamelessly begged money from you to buy plastic bags for our block walkers?

Well, baby, damn these suckers are dandy!  They arrived last night and I already have volunteers stuffing them with Democratic information for voters.

And since you guys were so generous and donated almost 4 times what I asked for, I was able to add and extra 5,000 of these vote by mail applications sent to Democrats over the age of 65 in the county.  They will hit mailboxes today.

We sent out 14,000 all together.

You da man!

Turn around so I can pat you on the back.  You did good.

Once again, thank you.